I'm finally home from a long day of indentured servitude.Still can't believe I work this hard and still make pennies.I should have stayed in school.
So I spoke to my soulmate today.She asked if I believed if men and women could be friends without any hanky panky.I'm like.Ookay where the hell is this going.Cause I haven't seen her hanky or panky since she discovered who her soulmate was(thats right it ain't me).How do I cope? Well I make up all kinds of excuses "She's too pretty,I'm not good enough,I have nothing to offer,He's better for her than me, Oh did I mention her soulmate is a doctor NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT!!!!! I work 3 jobs and still can't make what he makes in one year.So for the sake of mankind and good common sense.I have decided to step aside.Hoping that he'll fuck up and she'll need my shoulder to cry on.I know.That sounds pathetic.BUT WHO CARES!!!! I"LL TAKE IT!!!!!
Back to men and women being just friends.I believe if both parties are not attracted to one another most likely they will remain just friends.When that dynamic changes. Watch Out!!!!Things will go bump in the night.The friendship changes and someone is bound to get their feelings hurt if one person is not willing to take that next step.More than likely it will be the dude.So in my opinion brothas and sistas.Keep your buddies your buddies its not worth losing a great friend.
Now guess who I had lunch with today.Yup you guessed right.The date from Saturday.Still wasn't sure if it was the Sangria or my withdrawal from porno causing me to be drawn to this woman.To my surprise I was quite excited about being in her presence.I 'm more attracted to her now than I was before. This might be a problem. Gonna have to figure this out.More investigation is needed.A few more dates and I'll know for sure.
Thats all for now i'm getting horny.Porn sites are beckoning
So I spoke to my soulmate today.She asked if I believed if men and women could be friends without any hanky panky.I'm like.Ookay where the hell is this going.Cause I haven't seen her hanky or panky since she discovered who her soulmate was(thats right it ain't me).How do I cope? Well I make up all kinds of excuses "She's too pretty,I'm not good enough,I have nothing to offer,He's better for her than me, Oh did I mention her soulmate is a doctor NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT!!!!! I work 3 jobs and still can't make what he makes in one year.So for the sake of mankind and good common sense.I have decided to step aside.Hoping that he'll fuck up and she'll need my shoulder to cry on.I know.That sounds pathetic.BUT WHO CARES!!!! I"LL TAKE IT!!!!!
Back to men and women being just friends.I believe if both parties are not attracted to one another most likely they will remain just friends.When that dynamic changes. Watch Out!!!!Things will go bump in the night.The friendship changes and someone is bound to get their feelings hurt if one person is not willing to take that next step.More than likely it will be the dude.So in my opinion brothas and sistas.Keep your buddies your buddies its not worth losing a great friend.
Now guess who I had lunch with today.Yup you guessed right.The date from Saturday.Still wasn't sure if it was the Sangria or my withdrawal from porno causing me to be drawn to this woman.To my surprise I was quite excited about being in her presence.I 'm more attracted to her now than I was before. This might be a problem. Gonna have to figure this out.More investigation is needed.A few more dates and I'll know for sure.
Thats all for now i'm getting horny.Porn sites are beckoning
posted by Mr.Slish at
6/28/2005 11:01:00 PM
2 Comments:
Is there such a thing as soulmate? People should stop using that word because it is definately abused. It sounds nice, romantic and fuzzy, but what people really found is the person that gets on their nerves the least. Let's be real. Mr. Slish needs to stop thinking about her. He talks as if he lost her. You can't lose something you never had. How can you compete? You don't. If a woman is going to make you compete with someone else for your love or affection then she is not worth it. Love is not a game and shouldn't be played as such. I disagree with the whole attraction thing about men and women. Men and women who are friends have an attraction towrds each other whether they are physical with each other or not. In my opinion that's what makes them friends, their personality, their outlook their very nature , they remain friends because of qualities that the other possesses. That's the attraction. Now whether there is physical intimacy...hey that's between two consenting adults. If there is honest dialogue there shouldn't be "misunderstandings". I am done for now and tired of typing. If you meet Mr. Slish make sure you shake his left hand and not the right. I think he uses that when the pornos are beckoning him.
So far so good, Mr. Slish. Love the way ya put the daily dramas in context!
Adding my 2 cents, don't feel the need to compete. Doctors have to pay malpractice insurance out the wazoo, and they live beyond their means. Most of 'em are virtually broke anyway. Sour grapes? Whatever gets you through, dude.
Looking forward to reading the rest of your posts!
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