I made stop at my new friends office today. Knocked on the door. To my suprise she answered and said " I was waiting for you" . I'm thinking to myself"What kind of voodoo shit is this. I didn't tell her I was coming ". Although it was kind of spooky I went into her office and sat down anyway. We starting talking about our previous conversation or should I say her interrogation. She asked if I ever hustled. I said be specific there are different kinds of hustles. Drugs, Pimp Game, Smash and grab. I knew what she meant but its just in me to be a wise ass. Well the answer to that question was no. Then she asked if I was ever locked up for any crime for a long period of time. I'm thinking what kind of drama have our black women been going through that questions like these have become the norm. I answered that question with a polite no.

Then the strangest thing started to happen. I felt the urge to jump across her desk and feel her up. I'm thinking this must be some kind of Hatian voodoo(she's Hatian by the way) or I'm watching waaaay too much porn. Nevertheless I was able to control my urges and continue on with our conversation.

Turns out there was a reason for the third degree. The last guy she was in a relationship with recently told her that he used to hustle and was locked up for it. Since my friend considers herself an unlucky person she figured why not ask now before things get deeper between us. Smart move. Not mad at her for asking either. Too many of us walk around with blinders on. Well Before I knew it was time for the both of us to go. Unfortunately no plans could be made for this weekend. I kissed her good bye and went back to my office.

Later in the afternoon I get a phone call from my boy we'll call him Clipper Man. He's telling me about a conversation he had with one of his exes. She told him he needs to stay away from the baby mama's. Then I thought to myself "Oh shit clipper man does date quite a few baby mamas" I asked him " Why do you think that is " He claims that most women with no children are corporate and wouldn't date a Blue collar fella like himself " Now mind you Clipper Man runs a successful business and is far from making blue collar money. but he feels the profession that he's in is not respectable.

Now here's my theory. Clipper man is too damn cheap. Corporate gals like to go to nice places. He's not willing to do that . His Motto "Keep em on the phone Slish keep em on the phone. I see nothing wrong with investing in a quality woman. You get it back ten fold if and when it works out.

Gotto go my new frined just IM me