My day started out like this.

I wake up, look over at my sweetie and give her a warm kiss on her angelic face. The Slasher isn't satisfied so he inches his way down to her left ass cheek and kisses it gently. Barneys whispers " Sweetie quit it. Don't be starting nothing . You're going to be late for work." Now I'm caressing both ass cheeks. Slasher whispers " Let me stick my tongue where it belongs " Barneys giggles and pushes my head away and responds " You're going to be late, besides I still haven't recovered from last night " I mentally pat my self on the back. CAUSE I PUT IN WORK!!!! I think Papi is my new name. Might change it legally. Slish Papi ? Papi Slish ?

8:37 am I get to work early and stop in Mcdonalds. I order my food from this nasty Jamaican cashier. I swear Jamaicans should never work in customer service. Cashier " Wha yuh want" I respond " 2 hash browns" she walks away " Excuse me i'm not done " Cashier sucks her teeth and turns around " I would also like a medium orange juice" Cashier " Why yuh neva seh dat when mi ask yu wha yuh want" Since i'm in a good place this morning I ignore her and think about how good Papi Slish is going to sound once I legally change it. Cashier hands me my food I smile and say " Have a wonderful day" Cashier rolls her eyes


I get to my office, say good morning to my coworkers and sit down at my desk. Radio station is playing that stupid Ne-Yo song When You're Mad. DAMN I hate that song! Who the fuck wants to make a black woman angry on purpose!

My desk Is full of cases. I don't know where to start. So I pick up my new cases first and head upstairs to the 5th floor so I can check if they have any medical insurance. I'm standing in front of the computer running social security numbers while doing that dance Roger From Whats Happening used to do. My Coworker Big Momma " Booooy that little white girl you got over there in queens must have put it on you last night!!! Over there dancing like you gone and lost yo mind" I laugh and respond " Why you always in my business old woman and she's not white she's Dominican. Big Momma " White, Spanish, Asian they all the same to me ! " BOTTOMLINE SHE AIN' T BLACK! I say " You going to hell for that comment" Big Momma " Gladly. Yo ass need to find your self a nice black woman like me! I respond " You mean like you used to be" I start laughing and run out of the room before Big Momma got the chance to slap the shit out of me.

Back in my office now. I start chit chatting with my coworker Gabby about infidelity. " I say cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend is bad karma " Gabby responds " Slish thats bullshit" I say " No it isn't. A Month ago you traveled to west bubbafuck Ohio to get with some dude you met while you were on vacation with your boyfriend" Gabby " Yeeeeeah.Your point? " I continue " Did he or did he not. Allow you to suck his dick and other areas I rather not mention " Gabby " Yeeeah" I continue " Did he or did he not! Abandon you in the the middle of nowhere! When you refused to give him the pussy! Her head drops " My point exactly! BAD KARMA! I'm done here. Time for lunch.

Bloggers I got into all of that before 1pm. LOL....