Rumble Young Man Rumble .

1987 my last year in high school was monumental for me. I realized what kind of man I had become and what my boys really thought about me. Smoking weed and running trains on dumb big breasted ugly chicks named Buffy was a weekly pastime Young Slish did not partake in. My crew(Phantom, Fondu, Mongrilus and Que) ridiculed me daily because of it. They called me names like faggot, pussy and virgin. The first two names I could care less about , but me being a virgin !!!! HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW THAT!!!! Yeah I had tried a few times to get some pussy but The Slasher laid dormant during those times and I didn't realize Danger was not a pussy tickler but a pussy CONQUERER !!!!! therefore trying to squeeze him into some virgin bush was damn near impossible.

Right before graduation. The name calling and teasing had taken its toll on me. So I started drifting away from The Crew and hung out with my cousin Bowie and Good and Plenty instead. The Crew hated that shit. Although I was the lame ass nigga that hadn' t gotten any pussy I had a nose for finding it and quality chocha at that. The crew didn't like losing their supply so they lashed out. Any house party I was invited to they would follow me, crash it and act rowdy. When asked who invited them ofcourse The Crew spit out " SLIIIIISH!!!" Bitch as niggas made everyday on my block HELLL!!!!

One night Stughetto( For new readers Stughetto is my sister) runs in the house and comes into my bedroom crying. I say " Whats the matter. Boyfriend break up with you? " Stughetto sobbing responds " N N No " I say " Then what is it? You in trouble with mommy and daddy? Then I hear some noise coming from outside. I look across the street. I see The Crew all gathered together laughing and pointing at my house yelling " Thats right nigga your sister is a Burner!!!! WTF!!!! back then burner meant an individual that had a venereal disease. I say " Stughetto is that why you're crying? " Stughetto still sobbing responds " Y Y Yeeesss " and starts crying even harder I respond " is it true? Stughetto " NNoooooo Slishy. Why would they say that? Why won't they stop!!!! " At that moment I knew this shit wasn't about Stughetto. Since I had the Serve and Protect clause in the verbal contract between me and my Dad meant only one thing. SOMEBODY WAS GETTING FUUUUCKED UP TONAUUUUIIIGHT!!!!!

I tell Stughetto to go in her room and lock the door. I look out the window and count 1 2 3 4 . SHIT!!!! I need back up. Someone with quick hands. I call Good and Plenty. His boxing skills were legendary in my neighborhood. " Yo I got beef " Good and Plenty responds " Them niggas trying to get at you" I respond " Yeah man. Meet me on my block in 15 Minutes" Good and Plenty without hesitation responds " Aight"

I put my sneakers on and walk to my parents bedroom. Knocked on the door. No answer GOOOOD they were asleep. I walked back to my bedroom, looked out my window and see Good and Plenty strolling up the block. That was my que to go outside.

I'm outside now. Good and Plenty gives me a pound and says " What you need me to do. " I respond " Just make sure these muthfuckas don' t gang up on me" Good and Plenty punches his fist into his hand and responds " I can do that " I walk across the street towards the crew yelling " WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGAS CALLED MY SISTER A BURNER!!! The Crew starts laughing, but no one gives me an answer so I say it again " WHICH ONE OF YOU MUTHAFUCKAS CALLED STUGHETTO A BURNER!!! " Fondu shouts back " I DID!!!! I SAID IT!!!! PUSSY!!!! I respond " COME FIGHT THIS PUSSY NIGGA!!! CAUSE YOU AIN"T GETTING AWAY WITH THAT SHIT!!!! You niggas been stalking me for the past couple of weeks . THAT SHIT ENDS TONIGHT!!!! "

Both Fondu and I have our hands up. Ready to rock and roll. I throw the first punch and Miss!!! Second punch also thrown by me MISS!!!! I think to myself WHO BEEN TEACHING THIS NAPPY HEADED MOFO HOW TO BOX!!!! FUCK IT!!!! I was on the wrestling team Fondu was going down. So I rushed him!!. Biiiiig mistake. All I saw were a flurry of punches coming at my forehead and felt them connecting. I'm not gonna lie HE LIT MY ASS UP!!!!! I backed away from him. Then I start to hear that Incredible Hulk Music from the t.v series. Voice in my head saying " Get angry Slish this nigga is too quick for you. GET ANGRRRRRY !!!!!! " I rubbed my head, looked at FONDU like I was a crazy crackhead on steroids and rushed that nigga again!! This time Fondu doesn't throw any punches he gets scared and tries to RUN!!! Back then Fondu never tied the laces on his sneakers, causing him to trip and hit the side walk. I ran and stood over his ass and said " This is what you get for trying to run!! PUSSY!!!! Head shot, Body shot, Head shot and Hyyyyuuuuuken!!!!! KICK TO FONDU's mid section.

I was out of breath so I stopped the massive attack, backed up and felt someone behind me. I turn around to look. ITS STUGHETTO!!! with a BUTCHER KNIFE !!! She had a look on her that screamed "Come into the beat down zone and get cut NIGGAS!!! " She turns to me and says " Slishy kick his ass some more " I look down at Fondu and just when I lift my leg of the ground for another Hyuken kick!!!! I hear " Slishy STOP!!! You're going to kill him!!! Stop!!! I turn around and see my pops running down the stairs of my house. " Slishy stop. No son of mind is going to jail. I'm not going to lose you to these streets" Pops grabs me away from the ruckus and orders me and Stughetto inside the house.

That was the first and last time my Pops ever saw me in a fight. He decided that night to move our entire family out of the Bronx and to the suburbs. We moved six months later. As for The Crew we became even better friends after the Rumble in the Jungle.