The Boris/Beyonce Effect

I was talking to Corporate America ummm think it was Tues. We were discussing the possibility of Clipperman getting married to his current psycho, needy, and co dependant girlfriend. I say " Yo Corporate. Lets take a close look at Clippermans history with women. What does he have to offer or ever offered ? " Corporate laughs and responds " Slish thats a fucked up thing to say." I say" True but what does he really have to offer. Clipperman is cheap, Self absorbed, A habitual cheater, manipulative, and constantly depends on a woman to dig him out of what ever financial hole he digs for himself. What woman would want to be with a man like that! " Corporate laughs some more and responds " The woman he's with right now. I hear she's already looking at reception halls." I say " Stop Playing. For real ! I know its not the sex because clipperman doesn't put his back out for chicks. Something about it being easier for him to break up with them if the sex is wack. " Corporate says " How do you know that " I respond " He told me" We both start to laugh even harder.

Corporate says " So why do you think women are so drawn to Clipperman " I respond " Its gotta be his looks. I mean Clipperman really is a good looking man " Corporate says " First! Your faggot ass better not be looking at me like that. Second Clipperman is no better looking than you or I. I respond " Believe that bullshit if you want to that Nigga is waay better looking than the both of us. " Corporate " Does Barneys know you're GAY! Get out of here with that bullshit!" I laugh and respond " Whatever man! Check this out! Some women especially insecure ones will put up with foolishness because a man is good looking. Men do it all the time. Why should it be any different for women. " Corporate laughs says " I gotta hop. Don't tell anyone else about this Faggot ass conversation "

How a person looks has a lot to do with the way they're treated by the opposite sex. Today despite being vertically challenged i'm considered handsome, chocolate and even sexy. Back in the day I was that blaaaack big nose, nappy haired kid who wore glasses. I was not the main attraction at all! The good looking guys with no lyrics got all the attention. I mean the things they would say to girls. No creativity at all.

When we were in elementary school Grantlove got all the girls because he was light skinned and had curly hair. Remember the girl Chip Tooth he stole from me. Well we spent most of our time chit chatting with one another during class. We had so many things in common. I always made her laugh, but for some reason she never really saw me. But when Grantlove's Chico Debarge ass showed her some interest. THAT WAS IT! No more chit chatting with Young Slishy. It was Booty grabbing in the school yard with Grantlove. Why . Because he was light skinned with curly hair!


I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but DAMN!!! Does everyone have to date/marry someone that makes them look good or help their self esteem! Dude/Chick could be dumb as a door nail. Let them look like Boris Kodjoe or Beyonce! They could SHIT ALL OVER YOU and you probably wouldn't smell it.

I've been a victim of The Beyonce Effect. I remember once. I tracked my then lying, cheating ex Butterscotch down at a restaurant. When I found her inside. She was sitting with some other guy. Bitch didn't jump, explain, cry NOTHING! Just sat there and gave me a WTF you looking at stare. Later on that evening she called and gave me some bullshit explanation. The Beyonce Effect kicked me right in the ass because I didn't break up with her. Shit! Now that I look back on the relationship. She got away with a lot of Bullshit because of the way she looked. Honey complexion, long black hair, flat washboard stomach and an ass that made a brotha want to bury 2 or 3 body parts into it.


So I guess the point i'm trying to make is everyone wants to be with/marry an attractive individual and thats fine. Just be secure with yourself and show no fear. Why? because pretty/handsome people already know they're good looking and use it to their advantage. But if you show no fear the average person can FLIP IT and use the pretty folk to boost their Romantic Value Meter making themselves a CATCH!!!!!!