Let The Dollars Circulate
15 minutes later Grantlove calls me back. " Slish its on." I say " How did you get Good & Plenty to agree so fast ! " Grantlove " Oh Slish that was easy. I mentioned ass and free admission in the same sentence. He was sold after that! " I say " What time we heading out" Grantlove " Well. Why don't you and Shaft come to Good & Plenty' s apt and have a drink before we go." I scratch my head for a second and answer" Heeeelll Noooo ya'll probably up there smoking trees. Making me and Shaft come up there just gives ya'll an excuse to smoke some more. Think you slick!!! Meet us at Sues 11pm sharp! " Grantlove laughs " Aiight Nucca"
1 hour and 4 porn sites later(Can't go into the shake shake club all open and shit) Shaft Calls me " Slish I'm in front of your house" DAMN!!! He's early! I'm still in my draws sitting in front of the computer checking out that last porn site. I respond" I'll be out in ten minutes"
I jump into Shafts truck and give him a pound " Whats up man . Haven't seen you since the BBq" Shaft " I know its been hectic. Ready to roll ? I respond " Yes Siiiir " We pull off.
On our way there. I call Barneys " Hey sweetie. I'm on my way to the titty bar " Barneys says calmly " Okay baby. Btw SLISH!!!!! If you touch an ass, titty or chocha i'm fucking you up !!!! I laugh look over at Shaft and respond " Sweetheart whats the sense in me going then " Barneys responds " C0ño!!!! Ya te dije- Te Rompo el Culo! Translation I will Fuck you up!! I respond " Yes Dear " I hang up. Shaft looks over at me laughs and says " Why you call your lady and tell her you were going to a strip club." I respond " Because she's psychic and i'm not suicidal. " Shaft laughs and says " I didn't tell my wife shit. She thinks i'm going to a club " I respond " Thats how niggas get fucked up, but to each is own. I rather tell the truth now and get cussed out.Than her find out the truth on her own. I will not only get cussed out but I won't get any pussy either. Shaft laughs even harder and says " True indeed. Istillainttellingmywife!"
We're inside Sue's Rendevous. Grantlove and Good & Plenty are no where in sight. I say to Shaft " Lets sit at the front of the bar. " Shaft asks " Why ? " I respond " All the strippers enter at this section of the bar. They do their best work when they first come out. " Shaft laughs and we both sit down. This fine ass Bartender with dirty blond hair walks over to us " How you guys doing tonight . What would you like?" I say " Hennessy straight " Shaft " Rasberry Stoli on the rocks " Booty girl 1 is shaking her fine ass in front of me and Shaft. A few booty drops later she starts giving us the googly eyes. She comes down from the stage and greets us with her money maker. She bends over and gently pats her beaver section. She then strokes it with her fingers. Both our eyes light the fuck up. I say " BARTENDER!!! Can we get some singles dammit!! I'm about to pay somebodies light bill up in huuuure!!! "
1/2 an hour goes by. Good & Plenty and Grantlove show up. I'm still sitting at the bar trying to give Booty girl 2 my hard earned cash. Grantlove yells out " Sliiiiish" I get distracted and end up giving Booty girl 2 more singles than I had anticipated. Grantlove " What up my nucca" He gives me a hug since he hasn't seen me since last year. Good & Plenty sits down next to me looks around, nods his head in approval and says " Slish this is the best fucking idea you've had all year. " Whew this Afican must have licked the weed before he smoked it! I caught contact from his breath alone! I respond " Yeah Yeah enough with the chit chat. Help some chick with her bills and spend some money! " Good & Plenty laughs, calls the Bartender over and gets himself some singles. A few minutes later Grantlove does the same.
12:30 am We're all having a good time. I'm already 3 drinks deep and making eye contact with every stripper that gets on stage. Grantlove says " Slish the facial expressions you're giving these hoes is priceless " I respond " Grantlove look around. All these dudes up in here mean mugging the pussy. FOR WHAT!! Takes a lot for these women to come in here and get up on that stage. My many facial expressions lets them know I appreciate their efforts! Let me show you" I call Booty Girl 3 off the stage and over to me. I say " Hey guuurl. Ya know I appreciate ya " Booty Girl 3 responds " How Much " I slip a few dollars between her D-cup pillows and say " Thaaaat Muuuch" She then squeezes her sweet melons between my hand while licking her lips " Grantlove says " You know that Chick!! I say " Nope, but I do appreciate her services " We both start laughing
10-15 strippers have graced us with their presence and its already 1:30 am. The working girls are starting to notice my boys and I aren't shy or stingy. They start to gravitate towards our section of the bar. We take notice and decide to call it a night. Another hour of pussy stroking and perfect asses jiggling in my face would have caused me to BLACKOUT!!!! Had the Slasher taken over. My bank acct would have been depleted and some stripper would have had her rent money for the month. Not to mention Barneys sent me a text message that stated " You betta not be touching no asses.If so bring your ass HOME!!!! "
So like the trained dog that I am I head home to my master for a Scooby Snack !
1 hour and 4 porn sites later(Can't go into the shake shake club all open and shit) Shaft Calls me " Slish I'm in front of your house" DAMN!!! He's early! I'm still in my draws sitting in front of the computer checking out that last porn site. I respond" I'll be out in ten minutes"
I jump into Shafts truck and give him a pound " Whats up man . Haven't seen you since the BBq" Shaft " I know its been hectic. Ready to roll ? I respond " Yes Siiiir " We pull off.
On our way there. I call Barneys " Hey sweetie. I'm on my way to the titty bar " Barneys says calmly " Okay baby. Btw SLISH!!!!! If you touch an ass, titty or chocha i'm fucking you up !!!! I laugh look over at Shaft and respond " Sweetheart whats the sense in me going then " Barneys responds " C0ño!!!! Ya te dije- Te Rompo el Culo! Translation I will Fuck you up!! I respond " Yes Dear " I hang up. Shaft looks over at me laughs and says " Why you call your lady and tell her you were going to a strip club." I respond " Because she's psychic and i'm not suicidal. " Shaft laughs and says " I didn't tell my wife shit. She thinks i'm going to a club " I respond " Thats how niggas get fucked up, but to each is own. I rather tell the truth now and get cussed out.Than her find out the truth on her own. I will not only get cussed out but I won't get any pussy either. Shaft laughs even harder and says " True indeed. Istillainttellingmywife!"
We're inside Sue's Rendevous. Grantlove and Good & Plenty are no where in sight. I say to Shaft " Lets sit at the front of the bar. " Shaft asks " Why ? " I respond " All the strippers enter at this section of the bar. They do their best work when they first come out. " Shaft laughs and we both sit down. This fine ass Bartender with dirty blond hair walks over to us " How you guys doing tonight . What would you like?" I say " Hennessy straight " Shaft " Rasberry Stoli on the rocks " Booty girl 1 is shaking her fine ass in front of me and Shaft. A few booty drops later she starts giving us the googly eyes. She comes down from the stage and greets us with her money maker. She bends over and gently pats her beaver section. She then strokes it with her fingers. Both our eyes light the fuck up. I say " BARTENDER!!! Can we get some singles dammit!! I'm about to pay somebodies light bill up in huuuure!!! "
1/2 an hour goes by. Good & Plenty and Grantlove show up. I'm still sitting at the bar trying to give Booty girl 2 my hard earned cash. Grantlove yells out " Sliiiiish" I get distracted and end up giving Booty girl 2 more singles than I had anticipated. Grantlove " What up my nucca" He gives me a hug since he hasn't seen me since last year. Good & Plenty sits down next to me looks around, nods his head in approval and says " Slish this is the best fucking idea you've had all year. " Whew this Afican must have licked the weed before he smoked it! I caught contact from his breath alone! I respond " Yeah Yeah enough with the chit chat. Help some chick with her bills and spend some money! " Good & Plenty laughs, calls the Bartender over and gets himself some singles. A few minutes later Grantlove does the same.
12:30 am We're all having a good time. I'm already 3 drinks deep and making eye contact with every stripper that gets on stage. Grantlove says " Slish the facial expressions you're giving these hoes is priceless " I respond " Grantlove look around. All these dudes up in here mean mugging the pussy. FOR WHAT!! Takes a lot for these women to come in here and get up on that stage. My many facial expressions lets them know I appreciate their efforts! Let me show you" I call Booty Girl 3 off the stage and over to me. I say " Hey guuurl. Ya know I appreciate ya " Booty Girl 3 responds " How Much " I slip a few dollars between her D-cup pillows and say " Thaaaat Muuuch" She then squeezes her sweet melons between my hand while licking her lips " Grantlove says " You know that Chick!! I say " Nope, but I do appreciate her services " We both start laughing
10-15 strippers have graced us with their presence and its already 1:30 am. The working girls are starting to notice my boys and I aren't shy or stingy. They start to gravitate towards our section of the bar. We take notice and decide to call it a night. Another hour of pussy stroking and perfect asses jiggling in my face would have caused me to BLACKOUT!!!! Had the Slasher taken over. My bank acct would have been depleted and some stripper would have had her rent money for the month. Not to mention Barneys sent me a text message that stated " You betta not be touching no asses.If so bring your ass HOME!!!! "
So like the trained dog that I am I head home to my master for a Scooby Snack !
posted by Mr.Slish at
9/05/2006 12:38:00 AM
67 Comments:
Scooby Snack! LMAO
I had a great time!! I still wish my wife was with me.
@ Divinelavender. Thats right a Scooby Snack and it was good too!!!
@ Grantlove " HUSH!! About wanting you wife at the shake shake Bar..Do that shit and all our Wives/Girlfriends gonna want to come!!!
Can I be honest, Slish? I hope you don't mind, but: Barneys must be ONE HELL OF A COOL WOMAN to be alright with her man putting dollar bills down some other skank's draws. My man's money better be paying this rent, and what's left, he better be sticking down MY draws. I'M the only booty shaker for my man. And as much as couples fight and break up over money issues these days... uh,uh, naw! I aint going for that.
I don't know what woman would be okay with that, and if there is one in the world who would speak up and defend her man putting our hard earned money in some other (ooh, I wanna cuss so bad!)**** draws, she would be considered weak because why would she be okay with her man to giving some tramp some of our household money. That don't make sense. I wouldn't give a damn about him touching ass and tities; it's the money I'd be worried about. Giving another ***** some money is just like cheating. Hell, you might as well gone and cheat - you done gave up the money already... I'm the only rump shaker for my man, nobody else! But, I've said enough, so I'll go over there and sit down and be quiet. Do your thang, Slish.
Glad you had a good time, though.
I wonder how YOU would feel if Barneys went to an All Male review, and started handing out the House's money to trick male dancers. And how would you feel knowing she out somewhere with other ***** throwing their "thangs" up in her face?
I must be really Old School because back in the Day my man would catch a beat down if I caught him dollars deep in some skank's draws, and vice versa.
Have I said too much?
@ Jo Jo...There you go starting trouble again !!! lol..What you expect niggas to do..Go to the strip club and just sit there and not give up no dough...YOU CRAZY!!!! Bouncers will remove you from the premises immediately!!
Now as for Barneys being cool with me putting my money down some other chicks draws..Thats between us. Hopefully my future trusts her man and knows I will never do anything to hurt our relationship.
I give my lady and any other woman who is secure enough to allow their man to go to a strip club. Kudos to you...
Jo Jo its your kind of mentality that cause men to lie about going to the strip club..When in reality if you let them go they soon realize The women dancing up and down those poles have nothing to offer. Therefore apreciating what we have at home...
Jo Jo...If you don't trust yourself how can you expect anyone to have trust in you. Trust yourself Jo Jo. Then you won't always have these negative thoughts up in your membrane...:)
Hey! Hey! Hey!..
Just an FYI, I don't mind him going to the tittie bar... Cause I knew where he was.
I have faith in our relationship and I base it on trust! If I cant trust him to go out with his boys and have a good time, I would never let him out of my site.
Slishy is a good man, and he knows what he has at home. SHYT, he came right home! matter of fact!
SCOOBY SNACKS!!!!!! (well fed)
But honestly. I am blessed to be in a relationship where we converse about everything & anything, and honesty is the key, as long as we don't hide anything from each other it's all good.
He can go to the strip bar, he can go out with his female friends, I would know if he fucked up.... His face could not tell me a lie.
In loving ladies, Trust! I trust him with my heart and my life, he has done right thus far... a tittie bar? So what!
(sidenote.... he knows better)
and the money, that is in the reserves, for special occasions. It was just a couple of dollar bills ..... SINGLES!..... It just looked like alot!
LOL.
(Grant Love... great to meet you , the baby and Fina..)
Okay, Slish, you're right. It's the negative thoughts in my membrane that's causing me to have a problem with my man taking money from the house to give to some pole sliding trick...
Brother Slish, I'm not trying to cause trouble, LOL. Really, I'm not. I'm just saying, if my man KNOWS and appreciates what he has at home, then he should be at home putting the dollars down my string. And if a man already knows that strippers aint shit and don't mean shit, then why waste time with your money on something that you know aint shit?
And if my man lies to me about going to a club, then he can't be nothing but DROPPED! Like a hot potato. I would hope that my man had more respect for my feelings than that. And men don't lie about going to strip joints because of my type of "negative" mentality; they go and lie about it because they don't want to be caught doing it, because deep inside they know it's wrong to be disrespecting the house.
I think I'm confident enough in my own womanhood to say: "Naw, it aint alright for you to be giving out our money to some low life." And if my man leaves me or cheats because I feel that way, then that lets me know that he aint shit.
And I notice you didn't answer MY last question: How would you feel if it was Barneys taking money out your pocket to give to some male trick? Money you done worked hard for... Do you give a damn whether another *****'s bills get paid? I don't give a damn about another *****'s rent being paid.
It's not even a matter of trust. From what you were saying Barney was saying, she's trusting you not to touch any ass or titties, therefore telling you it's okay to give the strippers the House's money, just don't touch no ass. (?)
Money is power, baby. Tits and ass aint shit! And if my man is giving out our money, then he might as well gone and cheat because I don't think a man go any lower than that in the disrespect department. And strip joints are for single men, anyway. They don't have wives, and fiances, and girlfriends to have account to...
@Mrs. Slish: I know you said it's alright for your man to go to titty bars and you trust him to spend the household's money on stanking ass tricks, BUT, is it okay for YOU to go to male reviews and do the same thing with the house's money? Your man allows you to give money out to other trick ******s in the booty clubs?
@ JO JO What Household money! Barneys and I don't Live in the same house!! WE'RE NOT MARRIED!!! JO JO sure you've been readng the right blog?
Anyway as for Barneys going to a male strip club...Why not. She works hard she can play hard too..Give a dude a dollar or two...I'm not insecure that way. I trust her..If I didn't she wouldn't be my future...:)
As always your entitled to your opinion. Your man/husband cannot go to a titty bar and spend the household money we get it!!!..lol.
I know you realize how blessed you are to have a woman like Barneys. But just let me say it again ... YOU ARE BLESSED.
I freakin love it!!! I love the way you were honest about your shyt. I’ve gone to the strip club with my man and appreciated it more when I didn’t go but he was still honest enough to tell me he was going…long as he bringing that azz home to me! I love you and B’s relationship. And she did exactly what I woulda done…”enough *african* if you still up in there then you done seen enough…raise up!”
Oh I didn't read the comments first...
I got one thing to say...HOES GOTTA EAT TOO!!!
LMAO!!! No seriously, I ain't trippin off a couple singles. Hell, as long as he work hard and all our financial needs are straight...go on and have a little fun. If I trust you and know you ain't gone be fuking dem hoes or putting your mouth on none of them then do your thing. But best believe he better not tell me a dayum thing about being broke if I ask for something or if he needs to do something that requires money.
I think we women stress out about the wrong shyt sometimes.
I haven't even finished reading and I am cracking up already. Slish you are hilarious!!!!! Lemme go finish...
I stand corrected, Slish; I assumed that you and Barneys lived in the same household, but obviously you guys don't. But eventually you guys will be living in the same house once y'all get married. But I was trying to make the point that love and trust don't pay no bills; money pays the bills. And it may be true that hoes gotta eat: but let 'em get jobs at McDonald's or some goddamn where else; I'll be damned if a hoe eats a meal at my or my man's expense. But that's just me...
To me, I think a woman is weakminded if she's telling herself that it's okay for her man to be dropping dollars down at the tits and ass shop. I don't give a damn if it's .50 cent he's spending. Fuck grinding ass slime on poles; you wanna give a couple dollars away, make a donation to a charitable foundation in both our names. I'd sleep better at night if my man did that...
And how many times have you gone out to a "club" BEHIND her back? And when Barneys get ready to go out to the all male review, you gone go with her? I mean, most women like to follow their men to strip clubs; are you going to follow Barneys to a male strip joint? I suspect that you wouldn't because men can dish it out, but they can't take it in...
And a woman who agrees with that shit is the same type of woman who would sit at home crying, wondering why her man stepped out on her. Because you told him its alright to give tricks dollar bills, that's why! But I think it's a game men play; trying to see how much their woman will let them get away with. Be sitting up crying:
"Baby, why you cheat on me?"
"Cuz you told me its alright for me to patronize strippers, that's why."
Its amazing the things women will convince themselves of in the name of love and allowing their man to have freedom. If my man said to me: "Baby, it's fine with me if you wanna go watch some other half naked ***** shake his ass, and you can give him some money..." that tells me that he really don't care about me or this relationship, or what I do. That right there would make me suspicious because how you gone say its okay for me to sit up and watch some other *****'s meat? That makes me think you don't give a damn about how I feel about your feelings. It's okay to hurt your feelings, as long as I satisfy my need to give mofos money to shake their ass for me... that's fucked up thinking.
But again, I'm Old School; what do I know about 21st century love? I require my man to have a higher standard of thinking and he needs to find another way to entertain himself other than that. Clearly I'm going to be outnumbered in this so, and since I'm not a "Me, Too" ass person, I'ma quit while I'm ahead and quit preaching to the choir. Miss Barneys should be crowned Woman Of The Year...
Sorry Jojo but you're putting 2 on it. It's not that deep. I like the fact that Slish was honest about it. It would make me more uncomfortable if he wasn't truthful. I wish more africans was as truthful as he is. From the outside looking in, his and Barneys' relationship is something to be admired and as a married couple, Grantlove's and Fina's as well.
Slish you are hilarious! And I like the way Barneys handles her business. She told you straight-up "you touch some azz I'mm F-you up". I have to respect that in a woman! LOL
But seriously, she trusts you and lets you know it, and you continue to deserve that trust. You two have a good grip on your relationship. You know where your "scooby snacks" are! :-)
@ Jojo: it really ain't that deep! Everybody has fantasies, men and women. And if your man is honest enough to tell you he goes to a booty bar every now and then (as long as it is not habitual), what part of that is harmful? . HE'S TELLING YOU WHAT TURNS HIM ON. Why wouldn't you as a woman use this to your advantage. Instead of wondering what his fantasies are, you now know! Couples have to take care of each other financially, emotionally, spiritually, and physically. Couples should put as much time and energy into their sexual relationship as they do their finances. Maybe this would cut down on cheating.. And if it's all about the money, hell people probably spend more in Starbucks everyday on that expensive azz coffee.
But this is just my opinion.
@Babybear: Girl, please. Whatever. You man gone say: "Baby, I'm on my way to go help contribute to some miscellaneous trick's rent and nail tips funds. See you later."
That don't even sound right, LOL!
Brother Slish, you know you my main man. I'm not talking shit, bro. I just thought that you'd appreciate a "different" point of view for a change from your fans and readers. Obviously you wanted discussion and feedback on your post or else you wouldn't have posted it. And I disagree with the consensus that I'm making too much out of it, because this should be a very important subject of interest to couples. The majority of couples in the world fight and break up over money/cheating issues...
You got it; you in control. Not us.
Wow, this blog sure has some one heated! LOL. I think I would appreciate that my man was honest enough to tell me he was going there. I honestly don't think MY MAN would tell me so I give Slish major points for that.
I don't have a problem with the strip joint. In fact, I wouldn't mind going myself to watch him get a lap dance or two because I know when we get home I am gonna get some good luvin'. A few dollars wouldn't be a big deal either because I don't want my man telling me how to spend my money so I won't tell him. I will trust that he knows his limits. My only problem would be if he took it further and tried to sleep with one of the strippers, or he had a nipple in his mouth or she had his **** in her mouth. Now, we got problems!
Slish I am sure that was pure foreplay and you and Barney's had a good time afterwards!
BTW, I make sure to do a few strip dances/lap dances myself here and there so I can get the dollars. Hell, at least with my dance he knows what comes next! LOL
sounds like ya'll had fun! I was gonna have one of my birthday parties at a strip club year before last i think it was, but my mom ended up flying into to town and surprising me and i didn't think it was appropriate.
i guess i'm a bit more free spirited because i don't see anything wrong with guys going to strip clubs. who in their right mind doesn't admire a woman's beauty?
As long as you're not trying to get laid in the champagne room you're kicking it...
but that's just me though!
@OnefromPhilly: You said: "Couples should take care of each other financially, emotionally,..." Let me ask you this: How is a man patronizing strippers considered taking care of his woman/family financially, emotionally, etc.?
And if my man was "honest" with me, he'd be saying: Baby, I don't love or need nobody but you. I only have eyes for you. And only you can get new kicks off my dime."
And that's why I don't drink from Starbucks. Drinking from Starbucks is akin to letting my man give up his money at strip clubs. Either way, I feel like I'm being cheated out my damn money, and I can't be cheated out money. Not if I can help it.
Slish, you the man. Lay that law down, brother.
Yo Slish!!!! I don't usually comment on your blog but I could not pass this one up!!!! What's up wit this JO JO person, You know we go way back!!!!! Can someone hit her up with a LONG STIFF ONE Please.... Can I say BACKED UP. Are we mad that are bills ain't paid and we are money hungry right now. Why you counting his dollars. You need a hit? what what...Sounds like someone has problems at home. Slish hook her up with a brother. damn, I am soooooooo tight right now. It's sistas like you that have me taking care of their man. Can a brotha live a little? Brotha ain't gonna stay long with you. WOW, don't even know you but you the type of sista that will walk up in the bar and shut the shit down and have everyone ready to kick yo azzzzzz!!! Damn, Slish, should I calm down. You don't know??? You better recognize.. Mama Wisdom has left the mutha fuckin building!!!!
To My BLoggers Girls out there!!Thank you for the support..Cause Jo Jo is trippin!!!
Now Jo Jo I would not call any of these ladies commenting on this post weak minded... You!! on the other hand are SCARRED in a major way. Brothas need to be honest with their women. They Can't be honest with attitudes like yours..If your man spends 100 dollars drinking at the bar is that OKAY...1000 on some RIMS Is that OKAY!!! 500 on grills is THAT OKAY cmon Guuuurl your showing all kinds of insecurities. Bottom Line! It ain't about the money its about the COMPETITION!!!! LOL...
well everything ain't for everybody Slish and I think we all know that from experience.
some folks can go to the strip club and throw a few bucks around and be fine.
some guys write songs about being in love with strippers.
some people can gamble for a night and be fine.
someone at my job spends close to a hundred grand a year gambling...
oops did i say that? well you catch my drift, what's good for the goose ain't no good for Jojo D!
All this for nothing. Uum, uumm. Even Momma Wisdom had to come out for this one, and didn't have nothing enlightening to add, after all. What?
Tell you what, ladies: the next time you slapping your man's back for breaking off his bread - however large or small - with some trick, realize and accept the fact that that stripper could be me - the one y'all call so crazy. I could be the one taking outcha pocket. Believe that.
And Slish you already, a man thinks with only one head - the one in his pants. He's gone always think: I'm paying for pussy, I might as well gone and hit it.
And us women have to be concerned about where the mutual finances are going; we have to stick up for ourselves everyway. If not, one day we'll wake up and realize he done bought some skank a nice ass ride - be she some trifling stripper ass or high dollar mistress looking for her "by any means necessary"...
I enjoyed this conversation, Slish. We all should do this more often. That's how you get to know people and know that not everybody is narrow-minded. Have a good day, Bro.
as a dude who use to visit strip clubs and has let his wifey go with her girls... I don't see what the big deal is.
Trust is the key. when wifey felt i was going to the club a lil too much she said something and I.... stopped cuz it wasn't that serious.
slish you and Barney seem to be very understanding of each others needs and wants. The only people whose pinions matter in a relationship are the two people who are in the relationship.
Looks like I came to this blog the first time on an excellent day...great debate going on.
And Lady Love Barney's speaking up too! Getting all sides of the debate! Barney's sticking up for her man. Good to see you went home when it was time to go home.
As a married woman who has seen both sides of the spectrum here is my two cents.
When I wasn't married to hubby I didn't care where he went or where his money was spent. I love, I trust, I go about my business. He would tell me he was going to the strip joint. Cool! I was doing me.
But when we got married things changed a little his money was my money and my money is his money. And HE stopped going to strip clubs on his own he says becuase HE felt it was disrespectful to ME as a married man to be sitting up in the strip club getting a hard on. The time, the money and the lustful glaces he said could all be spent on me. And for that...one more reason to love him MORE!
Everyone will have thier own opinon, but in my opinon you can have fun, kick it, and spend money on other things that are not so sexual in nature. I guess my rule is keep it in the household...with ME!
I am going to have to go back and read your archives....Love this blog! HOLLA!
Mr brother Slish: And this will be last thing I say about this here: one of your readers just emailed me and told me that although she and the other ladies in her office agree with my point of view, because they feel as if I am speaking for them, I still need to tone down and check my shit. So, I'm saying -
My brother, no disrespect intended. I wish you and your special lady good luck with what y'all got. I simply forgot the one rule in life and that's people get highly offended when you check them on they foul shit. People don't like to be told about they mess. But aint that what you meant in your earlier post about being a stand up guy? I mean, you felt the need to check your homeboy's dirty shit, even though the friend felt like he wasn't hurting anybody when he'd patronize other women...
Never the less, we can still dap, because I'm a reader just everybody else is.
Im so disappointed when i went 2 weeks ago so Im glad u had osme fun for me....
Jo Jo its all good. Your opinion is just that your opinion. I have no problems about you checking me on my so called shit. Although there is nothing here that needs to be checked. The day I get annoyed at a reader is the day I stop blogging.. We are here to express all points of views. Just be warned I will do the same when I visit your blog..Cause I have read it.WHEW!!!!! You have A WHOOOOLE LOT OF THINGS going on over thuuur!!!! Some positive and some not so positive. No need for me to point them out now since I haven't in the past.
Peace and Blessings Sistah Souljah The Force Is With You..lol
Yeah, with that extra $100 in your pocket i'm sure you had a good time. did you at least get a lap dance for me?
Mr. Music
This is cool, Seeing peoples perspectives.
Now this is me as a woman, not Slishy's girl.
I think that it would create a sad existence if my man can't be honest with me about everything. Having a relationship of that caliber allows you to really know who you are with. He can have the security of telling you what he wants, needs, likes, dislikes, hates.. About you, about life about that relationship. That is how you grow and build a stronger foundation.
Now in dating, yes certain things are more so allowed then in marriage. I agree with MRS.TJ
Let's say this...
Important factors:
1-He makes his money,
2-I make my money.
3/4-I do not tell him what to do with his and vice versa.
Had his going out interfered with my brunch money the next day! !
! SHYT ! he would not have gone out...LOL
Naw but for real...
In being with someone you have to know their character, If you are with a man or woman that is gonna blow up the account on some strip bar, you are with the wrong person.
If you were scorned by a stripper that got the household dough? You were with the wrong person.
If you can't buy Starbucks so he won't spend some chump change ... ? you were with the wrong person.
JoJo D--- You said why can't strippers work at Mcd's? Well, isn't he paying to have food served/handed to him by the Mcd's employee? Part of the money is for the meal, and part for their paycheck? Strippers get tips for the show the way bartenders get tips for handing you a drink!
The difference solely is that they are clothed.
But for every single job, occupation, way of making a living, business, hustle. Someone is getting some of your household money. The bus driver, the supermarket, the gas station, travel agent xyz.. And like Royce said.... Even Hoes gotta eat.
(@Royce Love YA! for the one I almost pee'd on myself LOL)
What becomes habitual is a problem.
See he can go now, as I can, but once we live together he can still go will he need to? NOPE...
If I have it my way I'll have a stripper pole in the bed room... LMAO..
But all in all... In the end, it's all about your self respect and security with yourself. My daddy always told me, do what you gotta do to know that you can stand alone without a man having to take care of you. I would never be solely dependent on my man's income. We come to the table together. We just have a few extra crumbs to drop.
When and where, well we also just happend to be able to tell each other that to.
Communication Dammit!... LOL
@ Mr Music..SUCH A HATER!!!! Lmaof
@ Mrs Tj..Thanks for stopping by way of ZED? RIGHT?
@ Negropino When you come to nyc I'll give the address for the one I went to..You won't be dissapointed..lol
@ Barneys WOW!! I could have said it better myself Baby...We're like the WONDER TWINS!!!..lol
correction COULDN'T
@ Jojo, u need to calm the F... down! Slish isn't your man, so why are you worked up about it? Just because you got burned (seems kinda obvious here) by some scrub doesn't mean that Slish is out to burn Barney's. Besides, she has the FBI, CIA, NSA and all them other intel agencies in her back pocket, so she knows what a gwan!
Relax, let this chapter of 'The Wild Adventures of Slish' go. Wait for the next episode to comment on, the 'angry, violated woman' responses bring down the fun/entertaining mood in here.
Mr. Music
A titty bar is not a big deal. That is not the shit you need to be worried about at all. Barney's has the right attitude. As long as your man is honest with you then it's all good. I never cared when a dude I was seeing went to a titty bar because I am secure in me and our relationship. Plus it can keep stuff fresh and interesting. Role play later. You know what I'm talking about.
@ JoJo...you are killing me, killing me I say. You sound like you've dealt with a lot grimy cats and that isn't anyone elses fault but your own. Don't blame it on the next man because you have some insecurities, whether they are financially or physically based. Sounds like the cats you know were addicted to the shakey butts. It doesn't sound like Slish has that problem. There is difference btwn spending 40 bucks every now and then and $100 a week habit.
@Barneys...great points! I was going to say the same thing.
LOL @ at all y'all! Y'all so crazy and funny. And every last one of y'all is just the type of spouse/significant other that strippers/hustlers male and female alike are looking for. It takes a strong person to admit out loud that they'd pay another mofo to grind and bend over in their face. And all those lap dances ya'll talking about y'all be giving out at home -obviously your dance skills are whack because your man is out getting turned on by the real pros. And paying for that shit, too. Then when that n**** need some gas money, you gone reach right down in your purse and give it over... LOL!
And nope, never been burned by a stripper. I wish I knew one because when I need info about what's going down in the neighborhood, strippers always know the lowdown on everything. Whos doing what to whom, when, where, who got a back room beef with me... strippers hear things in the streets, things that I might need to know about. That would be the only use I'd have for a stripper or anybody of that sort.
Oh, and I used my skills as a mistress to secure a $15,000 "unsecured" loan from a gentlemen caller that I was seeing, to start my business up with; you can read about it in my blog. It wasn't that the negro was stupid; I just was able to talk a good game so I could get that dough. That negro know what the deal was. And think, that's $15k of some married woman's household money. Y'all gotta be crazy, LOL, if y'all think strippers only strip for dollars. They play the best prostitute tricks in the book to get your man's money. And ask a stripper how she/he feel about you as the spouse. They gone say: "F a spouse. I'm trying to make my money." Strippers don't care about y'all, either. You ladies might fool yourselves into thinking that "it aint but two or three dollars he's giving away", if you want to. Don't be stupid to think that it's just 2 or 3 dollars.
And male strippers would zero right in on "secure" types like y'all. Y'all would be easy pickings for them. With your "secure" selves. Slish, I aint madatcha; hell, I'm learning from you about the male psyche on important issues like this.
Don't be mad at me for getting my $15,000. After all, his woman is the type just like y'all; she didn't give a damn about her man giving away, either.
Can somebody say WOOOSAH! LOL
Actually my man loves my skillz. I didn't say he went to strip clubs, I said I wouldn't have a problem if he did. Hell, I would go with him.
Lighten up sistah. It's not that serious. To each his own. It's okay that you don't like that but don't beat others down for not sharing your view. It doesn't make us stupid, whack, weak or anything else. Just different from you, that's all.
No need to tear each other down for having different opinions. I respect yours...can I get the same respect?
@ Jojo-
"Oh, and I used my skills as a mistress to secure a $15,000 "unsecured" loan from a gentlemen caller that I was seeing, to start my business up with; you can read about it in my blog. It wasn't that the negro was stupid; I just was able to talk a good game so I could get that dough. That negro know what the deal was. And think, that's $15k of some married woman's household money."
shit, you're just as grimey as the strippers you're crying about!!! You're a clown!!! Get off the internet and get back to your job...
Mr. Music
WOW!! Ya'll up in here at it today ain't cha!!! Cats got they panties in a bunch and what not...come on people...can't we all just get along LMAO!!!
Well I already said I don't see the big deal. Like I said, I'd go with my man if the opportunity presented itself...hey I always learn a new trick or two when there. And when I don't go and he comes home ready to go...it's a win win...da hoe got paid for providing a little fantasy and I get to reap the benefits.
We aren't talking about rocket science here people. A hoe is a hoe and truss that I ain't going to be with a man who can't see the broad for what she is. If his nasty azz decides to take it a step further then thats where we have a problem...but until that happens, fantasize all you want as long as when it's time to live out the fantasy you living it with the kid *wink*
It's unrealistic to believe that just cause he ain't going to the strip club he ain't spending money that might benefit some other broad...he buying porn, magazines, hell treating some trick he works with to lunch...I don't give a shyt about none of it as long as you ain't fukin nobody else and our relationship is in order. Can't have a grown azz man on a tight azz leash...especially if that african gets up everyday to go make that paper.
Matter fact maybe we'll go to the strip club tonight LMAO!!! Sike, I ain't even got no man LOL!!
LOLROTF!!!!!!!! @ "you're just as grimey as the strippers you're crying about!!! You're a clown!!! Get off the internet and get back to your job". Hilarious! I was thinking the same thing though.
Well, I'll go out on a limb and co-sign with JoJo - against popular opinion, obviously. So, can I offer this, I won't be as longwinded as JoJo.
First to the ladies: to each it's own, sure, but you must not be too secure and confident in your womanhood that it takes another woman's twat to entice and turn your man on. You really feel alright with your man putting money that could/should be yours down another woman's panties or bra? Essentially, he's paying to look at pussy. Why can't he pay you to look at yours? He's your man, isn't he? Never mind the fact that your feelings really are hurt, but because you are afraid to really tell him, you'll be okay with him disrespecting you and really himself too. Forget about him loving you; do you love yourself enough to say "Hey, hold up, man. I really do have a problem with you going to strip joints and things." If you need respect, you need to speak up and ask for it. Otherwise, you'll never get it.
And you all say you wouldn't mind going with your man to a strip club. I took my man to a club to surprise him, and honey, believe me, the way strippers and dancers get down in those places... I wouldn't ever want to go back again. So if you can sit here and say you'd be alright with it, knowing how strip dancers perform to make that dollar off your man, then you must really be some kind of strong sisters. I suspect the majority of you have not ever been to a gentlemen's club because if you had, you definitely would not be saying the things you all are saying. He still goes and it kills me knowing that other twat has been near my man's face, lap, and wallet.
And to the fellas: Mr.Slish, I think you were the one who said that you'd be okay with your lady giving another dude a couple of dollars to shake his shaker in her face - if that's what she chose to do. Come on, man. That's ludicrous thinking. You would really let another man punk you out like that? Not to mention your girl punking you, too? I can't speak from a male point of view, but I think I'd be highly upset if my woman was giving money to another man. Male strippers/escorts are the worst kind; they'll tell your woman all the kind things that you don't tell her because the ultimate goal is to get money - doesn't matter if it's her own money or your money. And if there is such a man alive who would be okay with his woman visiting strip joints of any kind, let him raise his hand; he'll be the man I know to avoid.
I hope that helps this conversation.
@ Jojo: One minute you're ranting about the man taking money out of the household and then you turn around and admit that you took $15K out of another woman's (and probably a Back woman) household. Damn, now I see why you're so vehement about this. BECAUSE YOU SHOOK YOUR ASS FOR $15K
And stop all of that name calling, that shyt ain't necessary. How are you gonna call somebody weak. I'm sure it was a lot easier to shake your ass then to go and sit down at a bank and apply for a loan!
This has gotten way to deep for me to leave another comment. Never Mind.
Slish, you've got another hot topic!! I new it would be.
@ Braneys - It was nice to finally meet you as well. I know we'll be seeing each other again.
@ JoJo - Peace & Blessings. I Love the passion you bring to the table, even though I don't agree with anything you've said. But hey, like everyone says, opinions are like A&&Holes, everybody has one.
@ anon...I thought you said you wasn't gone be long winded...*ehem* I hate to see what your long winded looks like LMAO!!
Baby girl...you sound a bit bitter that your man "still goes" to the gentleman's club...that's your issue NOT US!!! The insecurity you speak of is personal. In this case Barney's has stated empatically that she is cool with her trust level with Slishy. She knows who he comes home to and she knows that african aint going no where. That's there story...
As for me (since you referenced people who go to the boobie bar with their boo's), I ain't never had no issue with my man going...with or without me. I'm comfortable with my sexuality and also with my man's interest and dedication to me. Strip clubs provide a fanstasy...anything beyond that is out of your control anyway. If he wants to bone a whore you can't stop him...in fact, bytching and complaining about the shyt is only going to make him wanna be up in there more often.
Women need to find the confidence needed to be comfortable enough with who they are so that we can stop trying to pin hold men to be the images we have created in our minds. Then africans ain't perfect...they wasn't when we met them and they won't be after. Give them the freedom and space they need to be themselves...that's real trust right there. If you can't handle being in a trusting relationship (sweating that kneegrow about going to a friggin strip club when I am sure there are bigger issues to tackle) then maybe you should be single a little while longer.
Think cause he tell you he ain't going he ain't...don't believe the hype chica...that muthaeffa is sitting front row center, releaving all the tension your azz is creating by nagging his azz all the time about his whereabouts.
Got dayum cats is killin me...all over a couple measly azz singles!!! Cheap azzes...let them hoes make they money!!!
Royce, I can't believe you said all that. Aint you the one who cried a few posts ago about a man cheating on you and leaving the used condom in your bed?
I'm telling y'all; y'all just the types hustlers look for as victims. And Babybear, you talk as if you might have been a stripper at one point in your life, or either you still are. Because no truly strong woman in this world would agree to none of that. Looks like low self esteem to me. Because if you had high self esteem, you would think better for yourself regarding your man respecting you.
But I notice aint no fellas seconded Bro. Slish's motion that it'd be okay for his woman to give a male stripper some money. Why? Because men KNOW AND AGREE: his woman BET NOT give no trick ni**** nothing! If she did and he found out about it, he'd be all upside her head, and she'd be dropped like a hot potato...
@One from Philly: I never called anybody a name - except the slimy dancers that work the clubs. I consider it weak and low self esteemed to stand behind a man who gets his pleasure from watching other women's pussies and then giving them money, instead of telling him how I really feel about it. I don't need a man THAT bad if I have to convince myself - against better judgement - that I'm okay with him doing it.
Obviously it's a common thing among females to have this kind of openess in their relationships and low self esteem. I feel confident to know that I deserve better from any man I'm with. This is good conversation; I might turn this subject into a book. But alas -
Enough said. Y'all be good,'ya hear?
JoJo...HUNH? What does me being cool with him going to a titty bar have to do with an african with low self-esteem and the inability to keep his dick in his pants. You reaching Mommie!!!
A bytch shaking her azz and an african fukin her is too different things. And either way I ain't trippin. He cheated which proved what I knew all along...he couldn't handle what I was giving and therefore he couldn't cut it. Ain't change the fact that I'd still trust the next man enough to allow him to do him!!! Stop being so tight over a couple dayum dollas. Let him go he might come back and teach your azz a couple things.
As for your comment on Babybear...WOW!! How she sound like a stripper? You reaching Baby...and it ain't that deep. Stripper...now you tryna insult cats for what??? Is this where you really wanna go???
Slishy...another hott one big brother. I can always count on you *wink*
Too funny.
I have been married for 6 years and have been with my hubby for ten.
Men need times to be just men. If my husband comes home every night, pays the bills, takes care of our kids and is an all around good man...then he can go to a strip club every now and then. I am not tripping off any hoes. Men need to have outlets. Women too. Ours might be the spa, getting pedicures or buying that damn pair of shoes we don't really need.
I say as long as you are honest and you aren't up in those establishments every five minutes...who are you hurting? Throw some dollars out for me.
This broad right here is KILL-LING me. She SAID she swindled a weak-minded dude out of $15k and I SOUND LIKE I was/am a stripper. Oh and we're insecure if our man went to a strip club but she's the one having a temper tantrum about money and how he she be at home. How you figure. You know what I can't...this is an exercise in futility. This broad...LOL!!!!
Lord have mercy! Jojo, you need to stop eating all them sour grapes, rinse with Listerine and have a sip of water to get that sour taste out ya mouth.
Call it a day, pick up some batteries for your vibrator on your way home, cause we all know ain't NO man putting up with your foolishness.
Mr. Music
and Jo Jo...I do see your side of it too and respect your opinion.
@Babybear: I take back what I said about you, okay? You don't look like you might have been or is still a stripper. You look like you and your man GOT swindled by one, and you know it aint nothing you can do about it. You got that jealousy undertone in your voice. But it's not me you mad at; it's the stripper that got you and your man to drop out the pockets, LOL! That's exactly what you look and sound like: a mad, burned girlfriend and defeated, no less. Hence the name calling; only mad, pissed off losers get mad and call names. How much did she take you and your man for? A couple dollars? A couple thousand dollars? However much it was, it pissed you off because its written all over your language, homegirl. Don't be mad at me, dear, because your man got you and he jacked. As a matter of fact, we see your weakness showing; and I usually don't entertain such uncontrolled emotions from a female, because clearly I see the low self esteemed level you're on. You sound just like a burned-by-a-stripper "broad". I am a mistress; I'm not looking for no two or three dollars for dancing. I want your man to drop out his goddamn pockets for me with some big faces, and now all I need is a marquee to go outside the front door of my business, ya feel me. A sucka is born every minute, and if you don't want your man to be a sucka, and if you trusting him NOT to be a sucka and to not make a sucka outta you, then you better put your foot down girl, and exert some authority with him. So while you sitting up saying you don't care about him coming to see me, then please, by all means, send him my way. A stripper aint nothing but a wanna be mistress. I'm not mad at strippers, either. Shit, I feel like they do; f*** your spouse, ni***. If she wants to give her man her blessings towards you coming to see me up in the club, and I'm in my Gstring, then by all means, let her send your ass my way. Plain and simple.
History is full of burned females; mad cause they willingly handed their men over to a street hustler. Brother Slish I'm gone. I didn't mean to take this this far. All I wanted to do was present another point of view on your subject. But I had no idea it was that many "strong, trusting, and secure" women in the world, LOL! It must be more Me Toos in the world than I think...
The best to you and Barneys. Y'all do y'all thang, and f*** the rest, okay? It was all in fun. I asked you if I could be honest with you; I don't think I was talking to nobody else. That lets me know that I spoke the truth to someone - even though they didn't want to hear and accept it.
One last thing and then I'ma get outta here: I'ma take this subject to my own blog, because I really want to cut loose on this subject and I don't want to be cussing in your house, my brother. I think it's about time somebody heard the truth...
*crying laughing* After reading all that jibba jabba I had to look at the blog profile - oooohhh ok now I see why you're spitting all that venom.
*scratching at my head at how she thought her and I would be dipping in the same pool of men* ha! pligga nease.
What's that saying, a picture speaks a thousand words. Da fuk outta here.
WOW!!!!!!!
THIS IS JOKES!! JOKES I TELL YA!
Jojo- I respect what your saying as per your perception. But on the strength...
Whew.... Had to exhale first!
You are so full of contradictions that it/you are comedic.
See it's not chicks like us that are insecure, by far...
It's chicks like you (seemingly) that make women look bad.
Now let's break it down...
Insecurity-by definition means lacking self confidence.
How secure are you, or better yet ... how high is your self esteem, that your a side piece?
I mean? Am I wrong by saying that I don't need to get a next nukka to start a business for me. That's why I got a degree, and my own job.
Matter of fact.. 15k... GURRRLLL, that's commendable! I guess that make you a high paid..? Let's fill in our own blanks... (no name calling)
Ever saw the movie Seven? when the psycho was in the back of the car and Brad Pitt was like.. Your a freak, your a movie of the week matter of fact your a F*cking T-shirt.
That's what my response would be to women with that stance.
But let's just say the most important difference of me and some of the women that have agreed with Slishy,Is that's why we become wives, partners.
Not hoes, not side pieces, for 15k or for happy meal change.
But. To each his own.
You like it, I love it.
And it's ironic how someone can say that they are secure with them selves, yet demean their being and the significance of marriage. By rocking with a married man/woman.
But girl Do you! Make that paper!
Jingle it baby.... Go ahead baby..!
Your ass is showing...
I will come out and say that ... this has touched a nerve for you, not solely because you are insecure, with low self esteem and dependent on someone to take care of you, and provide you with 15k (hopefully hard earned.. I hope you went all out!) But you are the chic that we are saying need them crumbs!
And not to copy other people when they leave comments..
BUT BARNEYS HAVE LEFT THE MUTHER F'ING BUILDING!!!!!!
Hellurrrrr...
This was just Wunderferrrrrr!
Well got dayum!!! If I hadn't read it for myself I'd think ya'll was lying...
I thought that we all came here to provide our opinions...since when did that come with such harsh reactions. I've read and reread Babybears comments (still couldn't find where she called you a name) and maybe I'm missing something but I'm not sure what she said to encourage such a response.
I don't think anyone had a problem with your initial comments...it's just that the rest of us were offering up another perspective...you have yours and we have ours...no big deal, we won't always agree. But I'm trying to understand why you getting so "rah rah" up in this joint...like what purpose does that serve?
Maybe I'm a little slow but how in da hell did you deduce that Babybear and her man got taken for a ride by some stripper. I happen to know that that in and of itself is ludacris. It's akin to being in an argument with a first grader and they get so mad that they call you a "big fat dummy." WTF???
Obviously something got you really pissed off but I think the masses are clueless as to what that is...so what's really your beef? Cause all this shyt right here we ain't really gotta do...
Peace be with you sistah!!! And may God Bless you too!!!
LMAO @ Babybear and Barneys!!! Ya'll on the money today...I LOVE IT!! I'ma sit back and let ya'll hold it down cause seriously I can't even understand half the shyt that's been said...
and Babybear..."she thought her and I would be dipping in the same pool of men* ha! pligga nease" ... that shyt was classic. I almost pissed my fukin pants!!
and Barneys...I'm thinking with everything I've heard about how proud said individual is to be a mistress she'd be happy about us being so comfy with brothas going to the strip club and leaving a couple ones.
Mistress' never become house wives, it's them ones that keep them fed!!! Shyt I'm thinking cats need to be a bit more grateful...but that's just me LOL!!
Ok Ok...I'ma roll with babybear and Barney's...I'm outta this BYTCH!!!
There are so many comments on this post that I thought about not leaving one...LOL!
My 2 Pennies:
My man can go to the Strip club and I would go with him if asked. The problem would come in if he went too often. That would be an addiction and an addiction of any sort is a problem. As Royce mentioned, I compare spending money on the strip club to spending money on porn...It's interactive porn, to me.
To be honest, I would be looking to meet up with his ass to get some of that "Fantasy Sex"...LOL!
YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! What the hell is pop'n off in here??? Slish, Cuz'n, I see you are back up to your old tricks again you fuck shit starter.. Anyway, the titty bar aka the black man's country club.. AHHHHH my favorite place for some unconditional luv.. Especially when my hoes ain't treat'n a nigga right.. You gotta love it...
@ JO JO, you are completely fuck'n bugg'n miss.. Household bills huh??? Have you ever heard of disposable income??? DUHHHHH!!!! And what's up with that comment about your man's money being your money and vice versa?? Thats some new shit right there!! Sounds like you wear the pants in your household. Your man must be soft or dipp'n on the low cuz I don't know what real nigga would stand for that bullshit pop'n... 4 REAL..
Oh, and Slish did I ever tell you that your are idot sometimes... I'd never tell my shorty I was at the titty bar. 4 WHAT?? So that I won't get no pussy that night.. Imagine that... I'd tell my shorty a lies just so that she can feel good and not worry me... But then again, that's why I don't have a shorty cuz they ask to many questions about nuff'n...
I'm with jojo. I don't get it.
(BTW...enjoying your site!)
bigdaddykane said...
let me stress again: leave that blog shit alone, phyllis, okay?
and that nigga's a damn lie; he know goddamn well he would be all in his girl's ass if she disrespected him by giving other trick ass niggas money. makes no difference whose money it is! and she aint no fool whoever she is; she knows exactly where to keep her ass - at her house in her bed and gone and let that nigga have his strip joint fun. she damn sure doesn't sound like the type who is strong to tell her man that she's going out, too. she know that nigga would get in her ass if he found out where her money was goin', and she'd have to be doin' it behind his back. she aint strong enough with enough game to do it in his face. that's ho ass shit all the way, and it don't really deserve comment. and you right; none of them niggas never did co-sign with his ass on that weak shit he was saying. all they did was attack you. i aint never heard of an anonymous mothafuckin' man tryin' to check a woman. aint that a bitch. but you aint answered the question, tho, nigga. would you be alright with your woman givin' niggas her money? if you would, then you wouldn't give a damn about her gettin' jacked by some mothafuckin' hustler. you aint shit. how we say?: plain and simple. and that nappy head bitch; you can sit your ass down because your intelligence level or lack thereof was already peeped.
stay away from that shit, you hear me phyllis?
Hey, what did I miss?
*reading*
damn
*reading*
what the fuck?
*reading*
uh-oh
*reading*
ain't this a bitch!
*reading*
it's ok baby, don't get mad
*reading*
too late
OK, you wanna hear my ignorant ass take? Here it go:
I don't go to strip clubs. Not for morality or anything like that. I gives a fuck. The reason I don't go is I'm cheap and I like to be around broads I could potentially fuck for free.
I'm glad y'all Africans had fun. I hope you dropped some dough in a g-string for your brothers that weren't there.
Slish, you never cease to amaze brother! You bring the fuckin' shitstorm constantly!
KZ
insanity wrote: Girl, I'm sending you a High Five! They weren't expecting a co-signer with me. And can you believe one of his readers sent me an email talking about she agrees with me, but she don't feel welcomed to say her true opinion... And then he always talking about being high and mighty, and checking other people's shit, like his shit don't stank. Like he so fucking saintly.... Give me a break. He can do the "checking", but can't nobody check him... LOL. Give me a break. It's women like them with that kind of thinking is what creates mistresses and gigolos... all because they don't care what he do with his/our money. And he don't care what I do with my/our money. You a knucklehead if you think like that... So, I'm thinking: "F*ck dollar bills at the club; will your woman mind if you co-sign with me on a vehicle? Or an apartment, condo, house? I'll definitely return the "favor." Whew! I guess whatever floats their boats, sis... I messed up and deleted your email address, so I had to come here. Hope you don't mind, sis. Have a good one.
as a former dancer who made a shit load of money doing so i will simply say this.
dancers get paid by creating the illusion that maybe someday you might get some...
if they were giving it away to every guy with a dollar bill they'd be hoes who wouldn't have time to dance.
the power of the illusion is stronger than many women think. men go to strip clubs because it gives them the illusion of power, power to spend their hard earned cash without a head ache or phone call in the middle of the night.
it's not the stripper you need to be worried about, most of them hate men anyway...it's the chic he's having lunch with, or the friend he's never slept with but always wanted to.
Two cents from someone whose been around the block!
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