Free Stylin
Its Moooooonday. I wake up and look at the clock. Its says 6: 15 am. The Slasher looks over at his sweetie. " Hmmm I wonder if I can get a quick one in before I go to work." Slasher starts rubbing parts of the anatomy that curls toes. Barneys responds with a looong moan " Baaaaaby waaatcha doooin " Slasher responds " Its Monday I have to go to work and you get to stay home. Shiiiit I need to be in a good mood. I want a Scooby Snack! " 15 minutes later i'm well fed and in a Good Fucking Mood. I even pet the dog on the way out of Barneys apt.
I get to work and they're two patients waiting for me. Both of them spanish speaking only. But I'm in a good mood so I don't cuss underneath my breath. I get my coworker Little Louie and he translates for me. 20 minutes later i' m at my desk. Listening to my office mate and resident no it all WHITE GIRL Gaby talk about how she went to a wedding and her boyfriend told her to write the bride and groom a check for a thousand dollars. In my mind i'm like WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THAT!!!! I quickly say " Never at a Black wedding " Gaby " Why cause Black People get married in recreation halls and backyards " Slasher " I know you heard that Slish. That Bitch always got something smart to say. Like she knows about our struggle when in reality she craves black culture and would be the first one to have a black dick stuck in her mouth. Rip her a new asshole. You leaving that dept in one week anyway. Slish responds " Slasher Its cool. I had a Scooby snack this morning." I smile and respond to Gaby " No we get married in the same catering establishments as you white folk but we are not going to give the Bride and groom 1000.00 dollars unless we got it like that and unfortunately we don't. Slasher adds "But I guess your gooomba boyfriend can write that off "
11 am my cousin Patra calls me begging me to find her job. I call my best bud Phantom to set some shit up. He agrees to give her an interview . I call Patra back " Cousin you want to work with kids" Patra " What kind of kids " I respond " Bad Pickney. The kind that cuss and bite if they don't get their way " Patra " Ummm I'llgetbacktoyouonthatone" she hangs up I laugh to myself. I guess she don't want a job after all.
11:30 am I call my cousin Philly Live. " Yo son I see you back on the blog scene" Philly Live "Yeah son I got some things I want to say " I say " Where you been I haven't heard from you in a minute" Philly live " Been coaching football with the youngins. Figured since i'm a grimey nigga I should give back to the community that puts up with me " I laugh and say " Your an ass " Philly Live " Yoooooo I bagged two baaaadd joints this weekend" I say " lemme guess you were driving in the hood and saw a chick with a mega booty, pulled over and started spitting those tired ass lyrics you got. Bet she has like 5 kids " Philly Live " First of I got more game than you could ever imagine and I didn't ask if she had any kids. Besides she didn't have any stretch marks " I start laughing " What that got to do with anything. I know plenty of women with children and no stretch marks." Philly Live says " Whatever "
Two to three sentences later Philly Live makes this statement " Sliiiish Sliiiish you know I Lick pussy better than you do" I respond " You couldn't lick ice cream from a cone. Besides How the fuck would you know . We ain't never licked the same pussy. " Philly Live responds " You don't have that I eat pussy look " I shake my head, laugh, but I don't respond Philly live continues " Women tell me I have that Look" I say " What Look!!! " Philly Live " You know what i'm talking about SON!!!! That I eat pussy well LOOK!!! " I'm laughing Hysterically I respond " I didn't know the dry crusty lip look was a prerequisite for licking pussy. Those ghetto vultures you fuck don't know any better. " We both start laughing.
To me licking pussy is an art. You can't just rush right in. First you Eeeeease down her stomach. Then lick the belly button on your way to her inner thigh. Gently glide your tongue across that area while taking a nibble here and there. She might squirm in anticipation but thats okay. Gently caress both her breasts. That will let her know your in charge of her kitty. Now Fellas dont get over anxious. The other thigh needs attention too. Move your lips slowly across your goal and breath a little hot air on it while on your way to the other thigh. ( Note to Pussy Licker brush yo teeth. Dragon breath can dry out the pussy) Okay She should be taking a few deep breaths in anticipation of whats coming next. Since you know its time you tease her some more. Pinch those nipples a little harder.( Disclaimer: Nipple pinching is an acquired taste.Not all women like it ) Look up at her real quick. Her eyes should be closed and her bottom lip between her teeth. NOW!!!! Remove both hands from her breast and position them under her legs gently pulling her closer to you. Now this has to be smooth do not stop nibbling the thigh area it will ruin the moment.This has to be done in one fluid motion.
OOOoooooooooh....Thats the sound she should be making right now. Your tongue has already begun to caress her inner sugar walls. Find your rhythm and what I mean by that is find her CLIT! If you've done your job correctly it should be swollen and waiting for you to play with it. Now during this time you're going to be asking yourself am I doing this right ? Your Answer will cum shortly after when her pelvis starts to gyrate and her ass rises up off of the bed. The head grabbing will start first then the pelvic BUCK!!!!!. Don't stop fellas !!! keep going and hold on to that clit for dear life because if you stop. Your face will be on the front page of THIS NIGGA IS SOOO WACK NEWS!!!!! OOh OOoooooh Ooooooooooh Ahhhhh YI YI YI YI YEEEEEEEE OHHHHHHH oooooooooooH Fellas that should be music to your ears.. Whatever you do dont start laughing. Keep sucking on that clit until the music either stops or she pushes your head away because she can't take it anymore. What comes after that is entirely up to you...
Hey Philly Live How ya Like me now...lol
I get to work and they're two patients waiting for me. Both of them spanish speaking only. But I'm in a good mood so I don't cuss underneath my breath. I get my coworker Little Louie and he translates for me. 20 minutes later i' m at my desk. Listening to my office mate and resident no it all WHITE GIRL Gaby talk about how she went to a wedding and her boyfriend told her to write the bride and groom a check for a thousand dollars. In my mind i'm like WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THAT!!!! I quickly say " Never at a Black wedding " Gaby " Why cause Black People get married in recreation halls and backyards " Slasher " I know you heard that Slish. That Bitch always got something smart to say. Like she knows about our struggle when in reality she craves black culture and would be the first one to have a black dick stuck in her mouth. Rip her a new asshole. You leaving that dept in one week anyway. Slish responds " Slasher Its cool. I had a Scooby snack this morning." I smile and respond to Gaby " No we get married in the same catering establishments as you white folk but we are not going to give the Bride and groom 1000.00 dollars unless we got it like that and unfortunately we don't. Slasher adds "But I guess your gooomba boyfriend can write that off "
11 am my cousin Patra calls me begging me to find her job. I call my best bud Phantom to set some shit up. He agrees to give her an interview . I call Patra back " Cousin you want to work with kids" Patra " What kind of kids " I respond " Bad Pickney. The kind that cuss and bite if they don't get their way " Patra " Ummm I'llgetbacktoyouonthatone" she hangs up I laugh to myself. I guess she don't want a job after all.
11:30 am I call my cousin Philly Live. " Yo son I see you back on the blog scene" Philly Live "Yeah son I got some things I want to say " I say " Where you been I haven't heard from you in a minute" Philly live " Been coaching football with the youngins. Figured since i'm a grimey nigga I should give back to the community that puts up with me " I laugh and say " Your an ass " Philly Live " Yoooooo I bagged two baaaadd joints this weekend" I say " lemme guess you were driving in the hood and saw a chick with a mega booty, pulled over and started spitting those tired ass lyrics you got. Bet she has like 5 kids " Philly Live " First of I got more game than you could ever imagine and I didn't ask if she had any kids. Besides she didn't have any stretch marks " I start laughing " What that got to do with anything. I know plenty of women with children and no stretch marks." Philly Live says " Whatever "
Two to three sentences later Philly Live makes this statement " Sliiiish Sliiiish you know I Lick pussy better than you do" I respond " You couldn't lick ice cream from a cone. Besides How the fuck would you know . We ain't never licked the same pussy. " Philly Live responds " You don't have that I eat pussy look " I shake my head, laugh, but I don't respond Philly live continues " Women tell me I have that Look" I say " What Look!!! " Philly Live " You know what i'm talking about SON!!!! That I eat pussy well LOOK!!! " I'm laughing Hysterically I respond " I didn't know the dry crusty lip look was a prerequisite for licking pussy. Those ghetto vultures you fuck don't know any better. " We both start laughing.
To me licking pussy is an art. You can't just rush right in. First you Eeeeease down her stomach. Then lick the belly button on your way to her inner thigh. Gently glide your tongue across that area while taking a nibble here and there. She might squirm in anticipation but thats okay. Gently caress both her breasts. That will let her know your in charge of her kitty. Now Fellas dont get over anxious. The other thigh needs attention too. Move your lips slowly across your goal and breath a little hot air on it while on your way to the other thigh. ( Note to Pussy Licker brush yo teeth. Dragon breath can dry out the pussy) Okay She should be taking a few deep breaths in anticipation of whats coming next. Since you know its time you tease her some more. Pinch those nipples a little harder.( Disclaimer: Nipple pinching is an acquired taste.Not all women like it ) Look up at her real quick. Her eyes should be closed and her bottom lip between her teeth. NOW!!!! Remove both hands from her breast and position them under her legs gently pulling her closer to you. Now this has to be smooth do not stop nibbling the thigh area it will ruin the moment.This has to be done in one fluid motion.
OOOoooooooooh....Thats the sound she should be making right now. Your tongue has already begun to caress her inner sugar walls. Find your rhythm and what I mean by that is find her CLIT! If you've done your job correctly it should be swollen and waiting for you to play with it. Now during this time you're going to be asking yourself am I doing this right ? Your Answer will cum shortly after when her pelvis starts to gyrate and her ass rises up off of the bed. The head grabbing will start first then the pelvic BUCK!!!!!. Don't stop fellas !!! keep going and hold on to that clit for dear life because if you stop. Your face will be on the front page of THIS NIGGA IS SOOO WACK NEWS!!!!! OOh OOoooooh Ooooooooooh Ahhhhh YI YI YI YI YEEEEEEEE OHHHHHHH oooooooooooH Fellas that should be music to your ears.. Whatever you do dont start laughing. Keep sucking on that clit until the music either stops or she pushes your head away because she can't take it anymore. What comes after that is entirely up to you...
Hey Philly Live How ya Like me now...lol
posted by Mr.Slish at
8/21/2006 08:10:00 PM
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**checking mirror to see if I have the "I eat pussy well" look**
Why's Philly Live concerned about which one of you eats pussy better? As long as you're both eating, who cares?
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Slish, you musta been drinking when you wrote this post. Then again, it musta been Slasher typing, because you sound so unlike your "pure and clean" self.
So, do you prefer a bald kitty cat or a hairy kitty cat? Yes, I wanna know...
@ Jo Jo D Funny I was at work when i wrote this..After my sweetie gave me my scooby snack for the day. The Slasher was wiiide awake...Besides my cousin Philly live loves to challenge me when comes to sexual prowess..lol
As for the kitty I prefer it neatly shaved or bald...Too much hair make a nucca cough up a hair ball..lol
@ Organized Lmaof.. make sure your lips have a touch of moisture...As for Philly Live's concern about who eats pussy better. We always compete on some level. Pussy licking just happened to be the topic of discussion
@ Slish... You are stupid.... What are you try'n challenge me in this post... You fuck'n loser.. What did read how to eat pussy from July's 2006 Black Tail magazine?? You sound like a rookie who does not want to get his face wet pretty boy.. Face it, your not grimey like me.. I told you that. Stick to something your real good at doing like looking at porno movies.
I been a been the EPC club since 1991. And I'm an offical card carring member unlike your like you. And yo, I pick and choose my battle carefully because I don't anybody to get addicted...
THATS IT!! I waited up for that bullshit comeback !!!
For the record I wrote that article in Black Tail.
Those ghetto coochies you lickin couldn't tell if it was your tongue or finger playing connect the dots. Your like that bugs bunny Character from back in the day. Ya know the one ' WHICH WAY DOES IT GO WHICH WAAY DOES IT GO!!!! When are you going to realize That I SHONUFF THE RETIRED SHOGUN OF THE DRAWS is your Master.
Can picture you now fumbling with a real woman who knows what she likes in the bedroom. Instead you choose to pick up chicks on corners. Coochies so worn out they're numb to the touch. Why don't you let a real woman pick you for a change.. Oh I forgot. That scares big baaad Philly Liiiive..lol.
I Live in NYC Baby!!!! Can't just pick a chick up on the corner. Have to put some thought into it. Same goes for the bedroom... You lack finesse. Tried to teach ya before. But ya Stubborn...lol
Holla at me after you've read the proper handbook. Oh btw your EPC card has expired. To re register you will need at least six non paid references from women who've experienced your lackluster performance...
Despite all your flaws. I still luv ya Dog...lol
ya'll are doing entirely too much over here!
Ummm..too late Slish.. I started cracking up before your post ended..lol.. That was too funny. Good post as always... I could sure do a job on that Venice Beach girl, if ya know what I mean! :-)
@ Ms Ahmad..Its just jokes...We do this shit all the time..Just over the phone...lol
@ Var haha I now what you mean Bruh...That chick was fYaaah!!!!!
So I wake up, get to work early, get my coffee, log on, check some emails and go through my morning blog check....and lo and behold...the p*ssy eating war has commenced. Damn.
Isn't it funny that twenty years ago you couldn't find a brother that would admit to partaking in the oral pleasures, unless he was the recipient. Today brothers talk about their "tongue game" as if it's their only way to intrigue a woman. Brothers, no need to talk about it, just BE about it.
Peace & Blessings
Grantlove is right. I'm a pussy eating vet. 22 years. That's right, I'm 35. I started early and Imma finish late. I got shunned early by my peers, got popular early by them chicks. Now everybody's an expert.
Cunnilingus is an artform, Guggenheim worthy.
KZ
I am in there with Zed...I have been in the Pussy Eating League for 13 years now...and I consider my self a veteran of the league, I am 28 and have made numerous 30 + year old ladies have their first "oral,orgasmic experience"...Damn I Lovae this League.
What's the "I eat pussy good" look? Let me start scopin' brothas at lunch. HAHAHAHA
((choking on my lemon tea)) Da Hell?!?! What I told you about letting Slasher write on your blog!?!? LOL
I say you, Fully and Zed teach a seminar. You know I always say, Each One Teach One! You could call it "The Help a Sister Out Seminar." You could have workshops:
The Two Handed Hip Grab: How to Hold On When Your Woman Lets Go, or
Sucking, Licking or Nibbling: Your Woman's Cl*t and How to Taste It, or
Dont Let Your Lesbian Friends Out Eat You!: Technique from the Trenches.
BWHAHAHAHA!!!
@Grantlove-Yeah Brothers said they didnt, but Trust, they did!
I wonder how a competition blog on how to eat d*ck would go. Would women (those over 30) brag on their technique?
Im kinda old-skool on that. My oral skills are on a strictly need-to-know basis...although, some technique may wind up in an erotic story somewhere...
OK this shyt up in here is friggin HILARIOUS. I'm lovin the brothers debating about how to eat pu**y. HOLLA!!!!
Chezniki is right, y'all should conduct a seminar. LMAO
Slasher and Philly should be the ring masters!
@ one from Philly - you said the slish and Philly live should conduct the seminar, but Philly live hasn't been in the game long enough (1991). How about Slish, Zed, and 1 in the game.
@ slish - grat post - you're and idiot!
@ 1969...Philly Live Started it...Had me fired up yesterday..Had to show him who his daddy is..lol
@ GrantLove.. 20 years Ago!!! I didn't start licking the chocha hmm lemme think till I was 19...Yo ass is old!!! lol...
Your right. True tongue masters don't talk about their skill level in that area. But PHILLY LIVE was trying to play me yesterday..and you know How I get when a nigga challenges me..lol
@ Zed you was eating pussy at Hold UP!!!! Lemme get my calculator...13!!!!! Get the fuck outta here !!!..Who's pussy were you licking The baby sitter..lol
@ 1 in the same.. lol...We can call it the PUM PUM League...
@ Bz I don't know what the fuck that is. You're going to have to ask my cousin Philly Live..Since he has that shit patented..lol
@ Chezniki & One from Philly ...Maaaan Slasher was awake all day Yesterday..I could't gain control of him..He can be a beast sometimes. As for teaching a seminar theres no need. Brothas seemed to have tightened up their tongue game. The ones that haven't Need to ask Grant Love cause that African is NASTY...LOL
@ Phoenix Thats what I've been trying to tell that fool.. he ain't been in the game long enough to be talking shit to me...lol. Yeah I'm an idiot and i'm not ashamed..lol
@Zed-Start Early Leave Late? Yeah, I can see you at 87 years old, taking off your glasses and dentures and strapping on your durag at night to eat your wife...
;-P
@Slish-Did Barneys tell you it was okay to write this one? I mean, she may want to keep your skills to herself...you be telling all the secrets on this blog, Slish. Dang!
@ Chez. She don't care...besides this ain't no secret..This entry was just a refresher for the brothas down with the cause..lol
LOl.... I do care, but he will learn soon enough!
Plus I am the scooby snack giver so I got the disclaimer/heads up last night.
Yeah... this man is crazy. And he aign't give up all the secrets, cause he knows I'm crazy!...LMAO.
Being a "cunning linquist" is not just about certain skills you may possess. You have to have a true passion for it in order to pacify your mate every single time. Any of you brothers going down in order to "twist someone out" or "get 'em open" should stop it right now because that's not what it's about. It's about enjoying every inch of that woman and not being afraid or timid in showing your passion for it. Get in there and get that face, chest, stomach, and everyother appendage wet, not just your tongue and fingers.
Brothers that do it half ass get just that... half the ass. A woman who gets the "treatment!" will give you ALL they have.
GrantLOVE.....until next time
HUUUMMM What a sexy topic, ok, I'm sorry, but NOT just because he's my husband, but I have to agree with Grantlove. When a man/woman is giving oral pleasure WITH LOVE AND PASSION it's an entirely different feeling then JUST TASTING IT, licking it, and/or fingering it. MY baby has to have his face ALL up in it and you know what... seeing HIM grind that sexy ass on the bed while he's pleasuring my sex is the BEST!!!
Now girls don't be afraid to smack your face with that hard brick while your pleasuring him... HE'LL LOVE IT!!! See the same thing goes for ladies though. There is nothing like admiring your partners sex and getting to know every vain, nerve, crease, and corner. Ok sorry Slish, thought this was SUCKING DICK 101 lmao lmao lmao... Love ya... see ya in 11 days xoxoxoxoxoxox
@ Barneys Yes Dear..:( I'll behave myself...
@ Grantlove and Fina Both of you some horny Africans....Grantlove you've always been nasty...Remember the stories you would tell me and Good and Plenty back in the day..lol Now your married to someone who not only keeps up with you but probably has q few tricks of her own...
Sandybaby told me to come check your latest entry! I'm glad I did! I needed this laugh! Slish, you're magnificent (as a story teller)! Very entertaining.
*dead* @ might cough up a hairball
Not enough men have that skill is all I can say. My current friend is an expert. One time I nearly passed out. If I weren't a grown ass woman I would think I was in love.
@ Slish... That NYC shit is overratted. NY women are just too complex. They got to much on there mind and too much to think about up there. Plus everything up there works off referrals anyway which is wack. You don't know how to get a chicks officially. You game is nothing like mines. We are on opposite ends of the spectrum.
But on some real shyt, you ain't got no skills. You are all thumbs playboy. You can't even carry my jock strap son. Your resume only consist of NY & North Jerzy women.. The world is bigger than that kid. Take your game on the road first before you come at me wit the nonsense.
Bloggers don't let Slish alias the Slasher fool you. He knows I use to be a grimey dude... He's pop'n off at the mouth just to save face up in here.. For real... STOP FRONT'N DOG!!!! Cuz it parts of this story I can't tell.
@Phoenix.... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! I got 15 long years in the game sweetie... I'm a veteran and I have not even left the country yo. And you know I'm a Que and you know how we get down... I don't live up to the imagine. I make the imagine... Get it right. Slish got you fooled... And I don't do SCOOBY SNACKS... What kind of kid shyt is that.. I'm a grown up 4 real and I have nothing to prove....
@MizJJ-Yeah Gurl. Good head wont make me fall in love...anymore. But it will make me cook, though...
:-P
@Fully-HunnyLambChops, New York Ladies are not complicated at all. Do it right, do it well, give her that blackout feeling and you get good references. Come with the wack-sisity, and you wont have access to that woman, any of her friends, relatives or neighbors for at least ten years. See? Not complicated at all.
:-P
@Slish-Sorry to post on your comments so much, but I am bored at work today and this is a topic near and dear to my...heart.
Whoop whoop.... that's the sound of the police.....
Let me just add my two, three, four cents in. Again...
He didn't give away the secrets cause he comes and goes and comes and goes and has me cum and go...... for hours.
His licking the P card is now retired.
To the B-A-R-N-E-Y-S.
It's cute to see cousins rival over nonsense, had ya'll licked the same P? (that's a nasty thought).. I'll leave that one alone, But does he have it on lock? Sure nuff....
And scooby snacks, Philly live are for kids, your right! We give eachother full portions of eachother!
The scooby snacks are just the appetizers
Female blooger... Don't get no ideas! LMAO
Oops.. forgot to touch on referrals?
No references needed... No other applicants need apply.
Hope all women could rock the smile I do after the fact!
IT LAST FOR DAYZZZZZZ!
@ Grantlove and FINA for your last comments:
HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew you guys are HE-LAR-RE-US! Grantlove and Fina....awww I love you guys vibe.
@ Not Your Momma. I know I'm one silly negro...lol. Thats why i'm here to bring joy to you all with my jokey jokes..lol
@ Mzjj Lmaof..Homeboy had you balled up in the corner of the bed saying " DON'T YOU TOUCH IT its sensitive right now" lol
@ Philly You know I luvs ya right...But That excuse you have NYC women is so played out. reason you don't pull any is because they see your corny ass coming a mile away. Like I said before you lack finesse. Bedroom bullies are played out. I'm going to send you a link so you can sign up for my Keep The Coochie Happy Seminar....lol
@ Chezniki.. Thank you for explaining that to Philly...
@ Barneys Baaaabeeee...Thats why I love you! Always got my back!!! See Philly!!! Thats what you need in your life..A good woman to hold you down!!!
@ Baby bear We're just having a little fun.. Thats all...
@ R mack You're right i did leave out some things...YA'll don't need to know my secrets...lol.
I ate my first pussy at 13. My brother told me what I should do, and I tried it with my 12 year old girlfriend. Mind you, I didn't have sex for another 3 years, but I was eatin' pussy.
KZ
i think zed's a liar and i want him to prove it!
I.cannot.imagine.having.my.lil.choch.liccked.at.13!
WTF??!
I wish y'all could see me standing up and applauding. There needs to be more of this enthusiasm when it cums to p'eating. I say you boys start a revolution. Print up some tshirts and stickers and shit. Rally these cotton-mouthed good for nothings. And I want Grantlove at the front of the pack, with a megaphone talking that "love the pussy, cherish the coochie" speech!
Love it!
@ Philly Live - yeah you's a Que and so what. I'm a Delta and most wise Delta's know to stay away from Ques cause they are all talk and NO action!!!!!! lol. (love ya frat)
@ Zed The only thing my big brother taught me about women was to Shut the fuck up" lol...
@ Ms Ahmad..That wasn't subliminal at ALL!!! Let me find out!!!!
@ So Wise I distinctly remember a story you wrote about letting your boy in high school lick your chocha for practice...How old were then ? like 15!!..lol
The t shirt Thing is not a bad Idea..It should read on the front " What does Hennesy and I have in common" Back Of the shirt will say " Were both Fine Liquors " Hahahaha I crack myself up...lol
@ Phoenix Leave that boy alone...He gone tear you a new one..lol
@Miss Ahmad
You think I won't? The muthafuckin' Wright Brothers have made many a dream possible.
KZ
@ slish - he couldn't tear me a new nothing even if I had a bullseye on it.
Ok...I'm sitting at home sick today...decide to check my email and onefromphilly is telling me I need to get to Slish's blog Quick Fast and in a Hurry!!! So I shoots over and WTF???? Ya'll africans is over here wilding out!!!
I don't even know what to say...jaw dropped onto the desk and of course LMAO!! Slish, no Slasher...you are a fukin nut!!! You Phillylive and Barneys are all hilarious!!!
Cats is up in here throwing out there EP tenure and what not like that shyt is hott!! Ya'll some clowns for real!!! LMAO!! What is there some prize for the person who has been eating it the longest? Hell you could bave started eating it 73 years ago and still be wack as shyt.
The experience isn't in the years it's in the dedication to the craft. One year or one hundred don't mean shyt if you ain't got dedication and commitment to getting the job done!
I want a muthaeff who is dedicated, who has good work ethic, someone who is committed to providing excellent customer service. That only comes from a cat who enjoys his job and that don't got shyt to do with how many years you been doing it or how many chicks you done did it too (yuck I shutter to think) LOL!!
Whew this shyt done made me laugh myself into a coughing fit...lemme go!!!
@RD LMAO!!!!!!
@ Zed...I'm with So wise, I can't imagine getting my snatch ate at 13. That's waaayyy too young. Nowadays these kids do any and everything. That's a whole other issue.
Not only should there be a tee shirt but also a workshop with Grantlove as lead instructor. Only after attending the course do you get the tee.
NOTE: *Workshop includes verbal instructions only. Real-time in class demonstration is not permitted. Videos are permitted. However, current and/or past instructors or students can NOT be associated with the video or production of video in any capacity (i.e. actor, producer, executive producer, cameramen, 1st or 2nd grip, golfer, sandwich boy, etc).
@ Chez... I do do it right. It's not like its an overly difficult task. Plus, when I'm treat'n, I keep my eyes open because the facial expressions are priceless to me. Also, as far as NY women are concerned, there not a priority on my list. I done blazed all the boro's back in my college days and I was not impressed.
@ Knockout Zed... Eat puss at 13??? That's crazy right there. I just retired my big wheel and stepped my game up with the dirt bike with the banana seat. Your a trooper for that...
@ Phoenix... Damn Soro!! How are you going to play the bruhs up in here??? That some new shyt... I thought we was better than that.. FYI, I'm the official "PAN-TEE WETTER" up in here. I'll fold that azz up like a lawn chair... You better check my resume..
@ Slish... Your not grimey like me dog.. That trait does not run on that side of the family.. Anyway, while your busy giving foot massages, I'm back at the lab get'n it the fuck in. What you know about eat'n the whole cake without a spoon? What you know about whip cream, chocolate syrup and the cherry on top? What you know about putting ice cubes on the nipples or down the back... What you know about little beads or feathers in the azz crack... Stay on the porch because you can not run wit the "BIG DOGGS"
Yup...still off the chain the next day. LOL
Grantlove...I am with you on the "Don't talk about it, Be about it".
But I do like the t-shirt idea...Slish may be on to something with that Hennessy quote.
The proof is in the pudding. I could have testimonials written. I am an artist. That fact is undenialable and proveable.
KZ
and Phillylive...
I am married to a Que and I can't vouch for the whole frat but I can damn sure vouch for my Omega man.
@ Royce Daaayum is that all you want..lmaof...A dedicated carpet muncher..lol
@ Babybear..You really put some thought into that didn't you..got it all planned out and everything. Let me find out Grantlove gonna be making some extra money this year Teaching Pleasure The Coochie seminars...lmaof
@ Philly Live "What you know about little beads or feathers in the azz" Somebody actually did that to you...No wonder your so angry!!! Your little culo never healed from that shit! lol...All the other stuff you talking about is the norm...No need to run with the big dogs When I'm the leader of the pack!!!
@ 1969 Yeah Africans are still yapping..I'll write something new tonight..lol
I wanna know how 2 men sat there and politicked over this....but SLish? Have u ever ran a chick off the bed/couch and up a wall by doing htat?
Of course that isn't all I want but hell if you gone do it be dedicated to it...I wants that quality service LMAO!!!
@ Negropino Philly Live and I politic about a whole bunch of things..We're silly negroes.. As for running a chick of the bed Hmmmmm A few times...lol
@ Royce Quality and Qauntity Riiiight..lol
Barney's needs to give you some in the mornings more often if it's going to have you writting shit like this...LOL!
I think I might print your tutorial and give it to few people.
i wasn't at least a little bit subliminal?
damn!
@ Dynasty...Print it and give it out keep brothas out of the dog house fo sho..lol
@ Ms Ahmad..Not in the least...
Go do some work for a few days and yall over here giving Oral Lessons...this has got ta be the most commented post EVA
Hey slish...is this sign really up in NY?
http://www.mznewagenda.blog-city.com/sometimesyou_gotta_put_people_on_blast.htm
They say it is up on 54th and Broadway
Ok, not sure how i missed getting called out....but for the record, Memory Man, I let Duke taste it in high school, damn near graduation time. was 17 at the LEAST! At 13 I wasn't even hand jobbing all the way!
::looking out my window...don't see no p'eating parade, no banners or tshirts!:: Y'all need to git wid it!
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