Whats Underneath Your Shoe.

One thing I have realized over the years is women have a tendency to forget all the fucked up shit they do when their Husband/Boyfriend has done something fucked up. I'm going to give you an example of how females get tunnel vision as soon they're significant other gives them a taste of their own medicine.


Poochie Lee " Nigga's be on some shit!!! " I start laughing she continues " I SWEAR!!!! NOW I know why bitches be lickin each others pussies. Ya'll niggas drive us to do it ! I laugh a little harder and say " What happened " Poochie Lee " Slish. Me and my man live in Georgia right. North Carolina is about six hours away. This past weekend my man informs me that he' s going there with his son for the day. I'm like cool. Have fun. So the next day my intuition is kicking me in the ass and I decide to call him and see how the trip is going. THIS MUTHAFUCKA doesn't even pick up his phone. Slish my heart started to beat like an african drum! So I decide to keep calling until he picks up. Which he finally did. THIS MUTHAFUCKA !! gonna tell me the reason he didn't pick up was because he was driving. I'm like THIS MUTHAFUCKA must think i'm stupid I've been in the car with him on numerous occasions and his dumb ass be on that phone! " I say " Okay. Clearly your man is hiding something " Poochie lee " Oh i'm not done! A few more hours go by this DINGLE BERRY calls me and says he's on his way back from NC. AAAW Hell NO. THIS MUTHAFUCKA didn't go no damn place !!!! How you gonna go the North Carolina and come back in less than 8 hours ! "


Poochie Lee sounds like she's about to have a nervous breakdown. Last time that happened she two pieced a dude that was 6'2 300 lbs. Poochie Lee brought ol boy to his kees took 4 guys to hold her. I say " Calm down. You think your man is cheating on you ? Poochie Lee " Shit he's probably too stupid to do that right. " I respond " Then whats your problem. " Poochie Lee " My problem is that he's a liar !" I say " Poochie Lee do you know for sure that he's lying to you. " Poochie Lee " Yeah " I ask " How?" Poochie Lee" The next day I called his house and his son picks up. I ask what he and his dad did that day. He told me they hung out in Georgia and some CHICK his father knew was with them! I say" Poochie Lee you calling me from jail right now? " Poochie Lee " Slishy shut the fuck up!. I drove to my mans house, confronted him and asked why he lied to me. He told me the reason was because I mentioned I was uncomfortable with the relationship he had with this chick. SLISHY !!! I dont care about that woman!!! She ain't no threat to me !

Now this is where keeping it real goes Horribly wrong. I say " Poochie Lee a few months back. Didn't you try to hide from your man the fact that your ex boyfriend came to Georgia and stayed at your apt the entire weekend. Not only did you lie but didn't you get caught when your man came by your apt unannounced. Poochie Lee nonchalantly responds " Whats your point . " I say " My point is. The problems your having with your man now all stem from that incident. Him not taking you anywhere and the inconsistant behavior all comes from that bullshit you did. " Poochie Lee responds " But Slishy. He told me he was cool with it and nothing happened anyway cause he stayed over that weekend too " I say " That doesn't justify what you did, doesn't mean he wasn't hurt by it" Poochie Lee " So why hasn't he expressed his anger " I respond' "Poochie Lee I think he just did "


Ladies before you accuse your man/ husband of some bullshit. Look underneath your shoe first.