Ms Fat Booty
Temptation can be a muthafucka!!!
There I am standing outside of the Caridad restaurant waiting on the food I ordered for my future. This Mocha toned sista with long black straight hair comes around the corner. Her shirt was slightly open. Exposing just enough cleavage for a brotha to slip a little sumthin sumthin between. My eyes worked their way down to her hind part section. Laaaaaaawd haveth mercy!!!! Please take this temptation away from me!! Her ass turned to the right then to the left. Shiiiit I could have sworn it winked at me. Then the blind guy on the corner looked , smiled and nodded his head in a approval. I swear I have never seen anything quite like it.
The Slasher is wide awake now. He whispering in my ear as Ms Fat Booty is walking by. " Say something nigga " I respond " Say what !!! " Slasher " Say Woman your ass is a weapon of mass destruction. I'm going to need your phone number in order to protect the rest of humanity" I respond " You definitely on some shit. I'm going back into this restaurant, getting my food and going straight to Queens" Slasher " Say something Fool. See if you still got it " I say " See if I still got what? A brain. The only woman I want to see right now is my sweetie. Leave me alone. You're not getting me into any trouble today. " Slasher " I'm tired of this shit!!! You got me locked up like a crackhead needing a fix!! LET ME AT HEEEEER!!! I say" Nope we have other plans. "
Ms Fat Booty comes back from the store and is heading in my direction. I start to go back into the restaurant to avoid temptation. Then I say fuck the Slasher. I'm standing my ground. Why can't I stand here and appreciate Ms Fat Booty' s asstributes without trying to get at her. You know what. I can and I will. Its called self control, its called having someone believe and trust that you are the man she fell in love with. Its called being a Good man. Ms Fat Booty walks by. I smile and give her a kind nod. I open up my cell phone and call my sweetie " Baby I'll be home soon. "
There I am standing outside of the Caridad restaurant waiting on the food I ordered for my future. This Mocha toned sista with long black straight hair comes around the corner. Her shirt was slightly open. Exposing just enough cleavage for a brotha to slip a little sumthin sumthin between. My eyes worked their way down to her hind part section. Laaaaaaawd haveth mercy!!!! Please take this temptation away from me!! Her ass turned to the right then to the left. Shiiiit I could have sworn it winked at me. Then the blind guy on the corner looked , smiled and nodded his head in a approval. I swear I have never seen anything quite like it.
The Slasher is wide awake now. He whispering in my ear as Ms Fat Booty is walking by. " Say something nigga " I respond " Say what !!! " Slasher " Say Woman your ass is a weapon of mass destruction. I'm going to need your phone number in order to protect the rest of humanity" I respond " You definitely on some shit. I'm going back into this restaurant, getting my food and going straight to Queens" Slasher " Say something Fool. See if you still got it " I say " See if I still got what? A brain. The only woman I want to see right now is my sweetie. Leave me alone. You're not getting me into any trouble today. " Slasher " I'm tired of this shit!!! You got me locked up like a crackhead needing a fix!! LET ME AT HEEEEER!!! I say" Nope we have other plans. "
Ms Fat Booty comes back from the store and is heading in my direction. I start to go back into the restaurant to avoid temptation. Then I say fuck the Slasher. I'm standing my ground. Why can't I stand here and appreciate Ms Fat Booty' s asstributes without trying to get at her. You know what. I can and I will. Its called self control, its called having someone believe and trust that you are the man she fell in love with. Its called being a Good man. Ms Fat Booty walks by. I smile and give her a kind nod. I open up my cell phone and call my sweetie " Baby I'll be home soon. "
posted by Mr.Slish at
10/16/2006 03:13:00 PM
36 Comments:
BIG APPLAUSE! BIG APPLAUSE! Because you are human we expect you to notice but acting on it is a whole 'notha issue!
That's right..tell Slasher,HE IS NOT THE BOSS OF YOU!!! LOL
Remember when you were little and your mom took you to a store, what was the first thing she said???
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!! YOU CAN LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH.
we all need to remember the things we were told when we were little...
LOL! Kudos Slash, I mean Slish, on handling your moment of eye candy with finesse!!!
Over the weekend I was in a sports bar with my sweetie. He had to run out to the car for something and I watched him from the window. He crossed the street and headed to the vehicle. On his way he walked by a 'ms. fat booty', he not only looked he turned his head and looked twice. He didn't say anything to her but it still pissed me off. I know men will look but did it have to be right in front of me?
@ Anonymous...I wonder if he knew you were watching him and if he did would he have looked that many times or at all? I think it is disrespectful to be obviously checking someone out (male or female) in front of your partner but, in his favor, he probably didn't know you were watching him. I am working on being positive so I want to believe he would have reacted differently if he knew you were watching him.
That's the way to exercise self control. Me in the same scenario would have ended later on that night with me back at my place on my knees looking up at the Heavens saying "Lord please forgive me and my wayward penis"...more than likely I would have tossed self contol out the window..Good job Man !!
@ Drea...Maaaaan.If you could have seen that booty. You would have wanted touch it yo damn self..
@ Onefromphilly...When I was younger and went shopping with my mama.She made my ass sit down right beside her. I was light fingered and nosy run up in the female dressing rooms..lol
@ Soulfull..I shed a slight tear as Ms fatbooty walked on by. Wishing one of my single boys was with me so I could live vicariously through him..
@ anon He could have given the once over but not twice..I hope he was tipsy and not that stupid..lol
@ 1 in the same. That used to be me...My wayward penis has found its way..lol..
Good job, Slish! We don't expect you not to look. We just expect you not to act on it. And yes, temptation is a muthafucka. I hope sweetie answered when you called!
@ Bz She answered.I even Told her about Ms Fat Booty. Couldn't hold it in..lol
Men are only as faithful as their options. My philosophy is this: Never put yourself in a situation that may lead to cheating. Temptation has been around since the beginning of time, and it's not going anywhere anytime soon.
Props to you for not letting Slasher initiate any options w/ Ms. Fat Booty.
Cant control your thoughts, only your actions...
...I see Im not the only one who has arguments with my...self
@ Grantlove You and I have too many damn options. Lock ourselves in the house..lol
@ Chezniki You are not the only person that talks to yourself. I do it daily. Full blown argumants sometimes..lol
Now that deserves an applause! Why can't more men be like you?
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I too applaud your resistance to temptation. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with admiring something or someone pleasing to the eye. But it’s all about the way you execute your admiration. You acknowledge her presence without being too forward. Any other action would be false advertisement on your part. You’re not available, so all you can offer is a smile and a head nod, LOL…
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IIGHT, Cuz'n you did the right thing... You looked at the menu and did not place an order because you got a shorty at home waiting for you... I proud of you son... Thats good money right there playboy because about a year ago you probably would have went right at her and see what it was hit'n 4.. NO RAP!!! Ok player, I see your finally trying to grow up!!! It's about time!!! But you still ain't gett'n any cool points from me until you walk down the aisle. STEP YOUR GAME CUZ ACT LIKE YOUR ARE RETIRED!!!
You're better than most.
"long straight black hair" you know that was a weave.
You did the right thing.
*breaking out the pompoms* Yay, Slish!
You might be committed to the woman you love, but you're not dead. Look all day, but go home to Mama. I'm so glad you know that.
You have withstood the test of temptation where others would have failed miserably. You are definitely a real man who has a real woman and knows it. Now please pass over that little black book of yours so that the rest of us can get to where you're at.
And Slish takes down Slasher once again. Beautiful! :)
Funny sounds like Slasher leads the way and then ducks for cover when you get in trouble. LOL.
Slasher gotta get his weight up. That's my man right there.
KZ
@ Elle They are a lot men out there like me.They just go unoticed
@ Woman on the move You're right thats all I could afford..A mere glance and a smile...
@ Phillylive..Glad your proud..That chick had your name written all over it..lol
@Chele Did I mention My lady is a trained knife thrower ..lol
@ Phoenix Ummmm STOP HATIN besides I don't think it was a weave.
@ Sunshyne I Knooooow...lol
@ Organized..Ya know I've never owned a black book...But if I was still hanging out the way I used to I would definetly put you on to a little sumthin. Still might...
@ Beauty I took the Slasher doooooown...
@ Shai Slasher is good for some shit like that...lol
@ Zed You would say something....You know the slasher is dangerous mofo cannot be let out under any circumstance.
@ Mack...Thank you..Barneys says Thats whats up...
oh pleazzze Slish if I wanted long staright black hair all I'd have to do is buy some. and just for the record - black hair does nothing for my great features.
Kudos dude!
***APPLAUSE***
i wish i had an ass like that!
@ Phoenix..Holding my hand to my mouth..Ithinkimgonnabesick!!!
@ Tejeanise If you could have seen it for yourself..lol
@ Dynasty..You clapping cause I didn't grab it right..lol
@ Miss Ahmad...If you had an ass like that you would have all kinds of problems..You could never wear white pants..paw prints all over yo booty..lol
LMAO at this post! I love you for being so honest!!!
Personally I've never been one that expects my man not to look. Hell, there have been a few women that walked past that even I had to look at, one that I can remember I actually pointed out to my then boyfriend. I couldn't hate.
I think the measure of a man's (or a woman's for that matter) character is what he chooses to do once the temptation walks past. Do they drop their best game? Or do they call their sweetie and tell her that they're on the way home where they belong?
I'm like a proud mama right now, lol
Good for you Slish! Way to "Man-up".
But uh, did you say her ass was a "weapon of mass destruction"?
That's right Slishy...back away from the ass.....
To quote the great sage Michael Bivins...."Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile"
Ha ha!! Good for you Slish.. Self control bigtime! Do your thang 'cause you're blessed with someone special and aint no greater feeling than that!
awww.. that's so sweet! good job! i wonder if that's why my man calls me sometimes when he's out at the store? lol
asstributes
lol lol LOL!
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