Who's Car Is This

Just when you thought The Fondu story had ended not a chance!!! Unfortunately he got even more desperate and pitiful. Now you may be thinking to your selves " Why would Slish put his boy out on front street like this."

1. Men like him need to be put out on front street.

2. He's no longer my boy.

3. He's gives Good Black Men a bad name

4. He once told me and I quote" Who wants to f&*ck the same pussy for the rest of their lives." I responded " So your wife or significant other can have that same option. " Fondu " Hell no!!!! Women can't do that. We're men its our Right to f&%ck around. "


2 months later Fondu calls me wanting to hang out. I agreed and told him to meet me in front of my building in an hour. An hour goes by I go downstairs . Fondu pulls up in this fairly new car I have never seen him in. He parks I get in and say " When did you buy this?" Fondu responds " Picked it up today" I say " So your going to give the other car to your wife." Fondu responds " Hell no " I say" Why not ? She needs to get around on her own anyway bout time " Fondu pulls his head back a little and says " Eh Eh" I'm thinking" This nigga must think i'm stupid he give his wife a car she'll be able to track his movements. No car = more free time Fondu has to run the streets without having to look over his shoulder.

I say " What are you going to do with two cars" Fondu responds" Oh this car is not for me" Oh hell no!!!! I put my hand over my forhead and say " Fondu who did you buy this car for. "
Fondu says quickly " don'tworryboutthat. So you like it? " I ask " Where did you get the money to do this cause theres no way in hell !!!! You could have withdrawn that kind of money without your wife knowing about it" Fondu responds" Don'tworryboutthat" I say " You have lost your f&*cking mind. Take this car back tommorrow. What you're doing is wrong on so many levels, besides You know Who has a boyfriend remember!!! That Biig Blaaack Muthf%&ka!!!. Whats gonna happen when she shows up in this new car. How is she going to explain how she got it. I'm sure by now he knows what her finances are like. " Fondu responds " So " I say " SO!!!! So your not going to mind when that nigga is whipping her around in the brand new car YOU JUST BOUGHT !!!! Fondu looking at me now. Mouth wiiiide open because he didn't think about that. I say " Save yourself the embarrassment and take this car back" I get out of the car and walk back into my apt building.

Only one can win....