Scooby Snack

This relationship game is fucked up ! Men are told at a very young age. Go to school, get a high paying gig, find yourself a pretty woman to marry and have some kids. Thats IT!!! Once that happens its the end of the road for us. Do we get any breaks in between. HELL NO!!!! We just become mirror images of the women we've devoted our lives to.

Fellas i'm about to tell you something and you're not going to like it. We are being trained like DOGS by these Women!. For example my boy Corporate's lady likes to cook for the both of them late at night. Therefore he ends up eating at 11 pm. Now corporate has been eating dinner at 8 pm for years. Since the change in schedule he has developed a little belly. Thats a no no for my boy . So Corporate kindly suggests to his lady they eat a little earlier. She agrees. Yesterday about 10pm he's on his way to her house. He calls to give her his E.T.A and she tells him " Baby hurry up and get here I just finished cooking and I don't want your food to get cold " Okay hmmm scratching my head DIDN'T THEY AGREE NOT TO EAT LATE!!! Corporate is annoyed but decides its not worth the headache. He gets to his lady's crib and once again eats dinner at the time SHE wants him to eat. Ain't that some shit ! Totally dismissed his request. Let a man do that!


Example number 2. Barneys has inherited a dog. Now yo boy Slish is Allergic to any kind of animal fur. If it touches my skin or I happen to rub my eyes without washing my hands first. Lets just say I will be looking the way Will Smith did in Hitch ! I tell my sweetie this little fact before the dog moves into my territory. Does Barneys take her cuddle muffin's health into consideration. Noooooo. Instead my training begins . First it starts with " Princess (thats the dogs name) go to daddy . " " Baby i'm sooo tiiired can you walk the dog" I bring the dog back and Barneys pats me on my bald head kisses me and says' Aaaaw she likes youuu. I love you baby " THAT GESTURE RIGHT THERE!!! was the equivalent of a SCOOBY SNACK! Now i'm walking, feeding, and wiping dog piss off the carpet . Let a man do that!


Example number 3. Years ago my mother decided that frying chicken was too much of a burden. She HOODWINKS my father into thinking she's ill. Since its a family tradition to eat fried chicken on Sunday my father decides to take on the task. My mother tells him how to prepare it and 2 hours later we're eating Daddy's Fried chicken. Now he did a good job and my mother saw this as an oppurtunity and throws my pops a SCOOBY SNACK " Sllish Sr this is the best fried chicken I have ever tasted. You really have a knack for this. Hmmmm Bwoy I couldn't have fried this chicken better myself" Before I knew it my pops was frying chicken every Sunday ! Let a man do that !


Fellas do you see where i'm going with this. We can't win. No sense in trying to buck the system. Women are our masters. When they tell us to shower we shower, If they don't like the outfit we've picked out we have to change , If you have a female friend that looks Halle Berry you have to trade her in for someone that looks like Whoopie Goldberg, Your best bud rubs her the wrong way. A night out with him will turn your bedroom into the North Pole as soon as you get home. The thing that amazes me is that Women are able to control a majority of our actions using the ultimate SCOOBY SNACK ! PUSSY!!!!!!