Baste Em and Taste Em

6 am my alarm is screaming " WAKE UP SLISH!! You ain't hung over! " Waaaake uuuup! I slowly place my legs on the carpet, sit up and stare at my feet. Why does my head hurt so much ? Then I laugh to myself . Oh yeah! Damn Stoli Kamikazes. I rub my head and look at the clock OH SHIT!!!! Its almost 6 :30 am! Pheonix and Lightweight will lay my ass out! If I get to the park later than the designated time which is 9 am.

I turn my computer on, then run to my bathroom. I rub my head and my face DAMN!!! Should have shaved last night when I got in ! Lucky I didn't. My drunk ass probably would have slit my throat. Police find my hairy body laid OUT in a pool of piss. I place my hands on the sink and realize ZED !!! Gotta call Zed!!! Make sure that african is up and in the shower because he needs to meet me in the bronx at 8am in order to fulfill his destiny.

I make the call. Zed's phone rings three times then goes to voicemail. " Good Morning Mr Zednanreh. This is Mr Slish "WAKE THAT ASS UP!!!!! You should be in the shower. Don't forget to take the 5 train to Gunhill rd. " I hang up, press the burn button on my cd creator and go back into the bathroom. 1 minute later my cell phone starts jinglin. I look at the screen its Zed I pick up " Please tell me your walking to the train station" Zed starts laughing and responds" Nah I just woke up. " I laugh and respond " Aiiight get in the shower and try to get on that train by at least 7:20 am. Zed " I think I can do that " I respond " Cool "

Back in the bathroom now. I'm shaving and burning Slish mixes at the same time. My cell phone rings again. I look at the screen its my boy Picasso. SHIIIT!!! I was supposed to pick him up a 1/2 an hour ago. I reluctantly pick up " Yo " Picasso says " You know what time it is right! Think Slish! Place the blame on someone else!!! I respond " Yooo my boy Zed is here from out of town. I can't make any moves until he gets to the bronx " Picasso asks " Where is he staying? " I respond " Wallstreet. Told him to take the 5 train to Gunhill road he should get to the bronx by 8:15 am " Picasso yells back " Idiot ! The 5 train does not run on the weekends! Hope yo boy is smart enough to take the 2 train. I'm leaving not going to sit around here waiting on you. I panic and respond " Where you going! Who' going to bbq all that food we bought. Picasso " Don't worry I made a promise. Unlike you I don't break my promises and I respect people's time. " I respond " Okay man! Stop being a beeaaatch. I'll pick you up as soon as Zed gets to the bronx " I hang up and call Zed. He picks up I say " Hey the 5 train ain't running " Zed yeah I figured that out. I'm the 2 train now. I think to myself " Now thats a smart african!

30 minutes later I finish getting dressed and head out the door to pick up my sweetie. 10 minutes later she's in the car and were both headed to Picasso's house. My cell phone rings.Its Zed " Yes sir. " Zed laughs and responds " You're not going to believe this" I respond " What happened " Zed " Weeeeell I thought I was on the 2 train turns out I was on the 3. I look at Barneys She says " Baby whats the matter " I respond " Zed is on the wrong train"

Batman and Robin Music in the Backround

Will Zed get to the Bronx on time in order to fulfill his destiny!!!!

Will Slish have to leave him behind before Picasso gets pissed and decides he doesn't want to go.!!!!

Is Barneys still harboring bad feelings towards Slish since their verbal tug of war a few days ago!!!!!

Saaaaaame Bat Time Saaaaame Bat Channel !!!