Close The Fridge

5 Days post my break up with Barneys. I should be lying in a corner somewhere hand outstretched begging for someone to make the pain go away, but your boy Slish has felt nothing. I started to feel guilty about it. Then I had a conversation with Slasher. " Slish you did the best you could. You made the appropriate changes by putting me in a closet and throwing away the key. Although I hated you for it. I understood and played my position, but then I noticed you doing things that made me want to throw up. All that compromising and shit. WHERE DID IT GET YOU!!! NOWHERE! So I picked the lock and let myself OUT."

" Slish I know you think my only purpose in life is to stick your dick in as many fat asses possible. But when you get right down to it. I love you man. I couldn't just standby and let you give up the best part of you. THAT! Will never happen again! I promise. We'll find a way to work together and find someone who will love, trust & respect the both of us. Feel me " I respond " I feel you" Slasher " Now get the fuck outta this bed! "


I get out of bed as instructed and head over to Corporates Plush pad. We both wanted to watch the Season finale of The Wire on demand. I swear that is the best show on television. I get there in about 10 minutes. Doorperson" "Ahhh you're here to see." I respond" Corporate . Corporate America" Doorperson " Wait a second I'll see if he's in" She dials his number but he doesn't pick up " Ummm he's not picking up. Is he expecting you? I pull my ear from my cell phone and respond " Yes " Doorperson" I can't let you up until he answers his phone" I respond " Okay I'll sit right here until you get through." Since my complexion is waaay to tan for a pass. I mean I did tell you the person I was looking for. Its not like I picked that name out of a hat! Fucking crackers!


5 minutes later Corporate comes out. Hand in hand with his lady Legal Eagle. " Hey Bruh " Corporate " How long you been down here? " I respond " About 10 minutes " Legal Eagle " Hey Slish " I give her a hug. She looks over at corporate and says " You kicking me out for Slish! " Corporates gives his lady a WTF are you taking about look. I say " Legal don't say that too loud. You know your boyfriend is Homophobic " We both start laughing . Legal Eagle " So Slish whats been going on?" Hmmm she knows something. Legal Eagle doesn't know me well enough to ask me that. Corporate see's the suprised look on my face and says " Oh yeah I told her about you and Barneys"

I quickly change the subject " Legal Eagle look at you! Looking all Hood Chic and shit. Got the matching boots to go along with that Parka coat. I must say Corporate is one lucky negro." Legal eagle smiles and responds " Sliiiish does that mean you're not going to tell me what happened? " I respond " Pretty much " She laughs and gets into her Benz. I start thinking to myself Why can't I bag a chick that drives a benz Shiiiit why can't I bag chick that drives period.

Corporate kissed his lady Goodbye. She honks the horn and pulls off. Corporate walks towards me tight lipped. I say" Whats the matter with you. Be happy. At least Legal Eagle is making the effort to come and visit you from Brooklyn and you know she hates doing that. Corporate " I know. Its just sometimes. " I cut him off " Legal Eagle is just spoiled. Thats the least of your worries. You just have to learn how to close the fridge after you open it. " Corporate looks at me puzzled I continue " Then she won't be so damn spoiled " He grins and nods his head in agreement.