Agent 99
I should be asleep right now. I'm reeeal tipsy so bear with me.
Agent 99 suggested we link up and have some drinks. Since my boss from my parttime job told me I didn't have to come in today well yesterday. I send her an email saying we can get together earlier. She responds " 9 :30 is fine will call you later to coordinate. Twist is i've never met Agent 99. Only correspond with her via email. How did I meet her i'd rather not say. Slish has secrets he can't even tell himself.
I get home from work about 7 pm. I look at some porn on the net. Get my fix and settle in on the couch and watch the tele. My cell rings about 8:15 pm its Agent 99 " Hey you " I respond " Whats up girl" 99 says" I'm on my way home. I'll be ready at 9:30 pm ." I respond " Okay see you then" what the hell am I going to wear. I must go through my closet and find something that looks like i' m not trying to be sexy. Because this is not a date according to her, but i've heard that before and gotten lucky . I BETTER FIND SOMETHING THAT SHOWS I'M IN SHAPE!!!!
9:23 pm I'm in front of Agent 99's building. I make the call " I'm downstairs " She says " Your early and i'm not ready" oooh is she trying to get all pretty for Mr Slish. Let me find out this is a date. While i'm waiting I call Barneys. She picks up" Hey pumkin" I say " Hey baby what are you up to" Barneys " Oh nothin telling my sister a story. Baby let me call you right back " Shit!! Agent 99 will be coming out in about 5 minutes THINK SLISH!!!! I say Okay but I'm hanging with the fellas so I might not be able to pick up" She says" I don't care you better pick up when I call you back" Oh hell!!!! 5 minutes goes by Agent 99 is still getting ready and this crack head is trying to wash my car. My cell phone rings its Barneys I pick up " Heeeey" Barneys responds" Where were we. Oh yeah so how was your day" I respond " My day was uneventful. I didn' t have to go to my parttime job today" Barneys says" for real!!! I left work early too. we could have done something together" SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! Agent 99 better be a looker cause i'm missing out on some major suck face time with my new sweetie.
I'm still on the phone and Agent 99 comes out of her building. Uh oh This gal is a looker looong hair, caramel complexion, Long legs & stylish. I smell trouble cause the Slasher is starting to stir. But this is not a date just 2 buddies having a drink. But like a said i've been there before.
To be continued....
Agent 99 suggested we link up and have some drinks. Since my boss from my parttime job told me I didn't have to come in today well yesterday. I send her an email saying we can get together earlier. She responds " 9 :30 is fine will call you later to coordinate. Twist is i've never met Agent 99. Only correspond with her via email. How did I meet her i'd rather not say. Slish has secrets he can't even tell himself.
I get home from work about 7 pm. I look at some porn on the net. Get my fix and settle in on the couch and watch the tele. My cell rings about 8:15 pm its Agent 99 " Hey you " I respond " Whats up girl" 99 says" I'm on my way home. I'll be ready at 9:30 pm ." I respond " Okay see you then" what the hell am I going to wear. I must go through my closet and find something that looks like i' m not trying to be sexy. Because this is not a date according to her, but i've heard that before and gotten lucky . I BETTER FIND SOMETHING THAT SHOWS I'M IN SHAPE!!!!
9:23 pm I'm in front of Agent 99's building. I make the call " I'm downstairs " She says " Your early and i'm not ready" oooh is she trying to get all pretty for Mr Slish. Let me find out this is a date. While i'm waiting I call Barneys. She picks up" Hey pumkin" I say " Hey baby what are you up to" Barneys " Oh nothin telling my sister a story. Baby let me call you right back " Shit!! Agent 99 will be coming out in about 5 minutes THINK SLISH!!!! I say Okay but I'm hanging with the fellas so I might not be able to pick up" She says" I don't care you better pick up when I call you back" Oh hell!!!! 5 minutes goes by Agent 99 is still getting ready and this crack head is trying to wash my car. My cell phone rings its Barneys I pick up " Heeeey" Barneys responds" Where were we. Oh yeah so how was your day" I respond " My day was uneventful. I didn' t have to go to my parttime job today" Barneys says" for real!!! I left work early too. we could have done something together" SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! Agent 99 better be a looker cause i'm missing out on some major suck face time with my new sweetie.
I'm still on the phone and Agent 99 comes out of her building. Uh oh This gal is a looker looong hair, caramel complexion, Long legs & stylish. I smell trouble cause the Slasher is starting to stir. But this is not a date just 2 buddies having a drink. But like a said i've been there before.
To be continued....
posted by Mr.Slish at
10/27/2005 04:30:00 AM
1 Comments:
Uh Oh Handiman, looks like trouble. You are definitely going to be in trouble with this one. Whatever you wear she will be able to tell you are in shape....round.
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