New Sheriff In Town

Friday was veterans day meaning no work for Slish. I'm at the tire shop getting a nail removed from the Batmobile. My cell phone rings its Corporate America. I pick up " Yo " Corporate says" Bitch!! Where's my money" OH SHIT!!!! I forgot all about this cats money I respond " F$%K YOU have I ever not paid you back when you've loaned me money in the past" Corporate responds " Hey don't get slick. Wouldn't you like to know where I am right now. " I'm puzzled this nigga playing games. I respond " Where are you." Corporate chuckling " I'm in Barneys dept store doesn't your new lady friend work in the make up dept . I bet she'll like to know where those Cala Lillies really came from. So I'll ask you again. BITCH wheres my money!!, " This beech ass negro got jokes " I respond " Kiss my ass. I know Wharton business school didn't have a class for dummies. So go right on a head. Oh by the way she light skinned sandy brown locks, slim build. Tell Barneys I miss her. CAUSE I AINT SCURRED!!! punk bitch" Corporate responds " We'll see" and hangs up.

Curiosity starts to pinch me on my booty. I call Corporate back. A female voice answers his cell and says " Hi Pumpkin" OH SHIT !!!! this asshole really is at Barneys " I calmly respond "Hey baby" Barneys responds " You sent your boy down to the make up dept to check me out . Thats cute" I respond " Baby I already know your nice looking he just had to see for himself. I'll pick you up from work later. Put his dumb ass back on the phone." Barneys respond " Okay baby see you later" Corporate gets on the phone I say " You'll have your money the end of business TODAY!!!!!

Fast forward to Saturday evening. I pick up barneys from work. She gets in the car with some purple Cala Lillies like the ones I bought for her the week before. I say " Okay who do I have to beat up. Didn't they get the memo. Slish is the new Sheriff in town" Barneys responds " Baby I know but they seem to be coming out of the woodwork" My ego is slapping me now " I respond " Those from that guy you work with. " Barneys gives me a its not my fault look and says " Yes " I respond " Why would he send you Cala Lillies when I already sent you some the week before no wonder his ass is in last place. Well call him and tell him I said thank you " Barneys laughing and says " Why baby" I respond " Cause his desperate, lonely ass is making me look good" Barney reaches over, caresses my face and plants a wet one on me.

Everybody say it together

Nuh bwoy test me nuh pussy brush gainst me.

NUFF SAID!!!!!