Gigolos Get Lonely Too
Funny how life can play cruel jokes on you. My last girlfriend The Bugger didn't have much of a personal life outside of her family and myself. She spent most of her leisure time with me. IT DROVE MY ASS CRAZY!!! I constantly tried to get Bugger to go out with her girlfriends even bought her a car so she could go and visit her family members that lived far away. That shit didn't work. Having the car just made it easier for her to track me down. She was at my apt everyday had to squeeze in watching porn from 6pm to 7pm.
Now Barneys is the total opposite. She loves her private time. Seeing me twice a week is totally fine by her. Only thing I have grown accustomed to having a warm body sleep next to me on a nightly basis. I'm having a hard time adjusting and its getting harder and harder for me to hide it.
Most single men I know would love this arrangement and would say " NIGGA!! is you crazy. Why you complaining? Shiiiiit I wish my girlfriend only wanted to see me twice a week would give me more free time to bag other chicks" I guess thats true I could have a whole other life with the amount of free time Barneys allows me to have, but The Old Slish is gone and The Slasher only comes out when Barneys closes her room door and whispers " Papi you got my pussy sooooo " SLASHER!!!!! cut it out. Get back on track.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm ready and I never thought that day would come, but I'm ready for it all. Marriage, kids, The house, Pta meetings, The arguments about money and the possibility that my children might grow up to be assholes. I'm READY !!!!! Too bad the joke is still on me cause my sweetie isn't.
Once again my heart has taken another gamble just hope the odds are in my favor.
Now Barneys is the total opposite. She loves her private time. Seeing me twice a week is totally fine by her. Only thing I have grown accustomed to having a warm body sleep next to me on a nightly basis. I'm having a hard time adjusting and its getting harder and harder for me to hide it.
Most single men I know would love this arrangement and would say " NIGGA!! is you crazy. Why you complaining? Shiiiiit I wish my girlfriend only wanted to see me twice a week would give me more free time to bag other chicks" I guess thats true I could have a whole other life with the amount of free time Barneys allows me to have, but The Old Slish is gone and The Slasher only comes out when Barneys closes her room door and whispers " Papi you got my pussy sooooo " SLASHER!!!!! cut it out. Get back on track.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm ready and I never thought that day would come, but I'm ready for it all. Marriage, kids, The house, Pta meetings, The arguments about money and the possibility that my children might grow up to be assholes. I'm READY !!!!! Too bad the joke is still on me cause my sweetie isn't.
Once again my heart has taken another gamble just hope the odds are in my favor.
posted by Mr.Slish at
1/21/2006 02:00:00 PM
19 Comments:
You know after reading this I am thinking of changing my name from "Venom" to "Nigga I Don't Give A Shit" but that's too long so I'll keep this comment short like you......you're a bitch. Even having someone who isn't all up in your ass you are still not happy.....you're a bitch. I guess what I am trying to say is......you're a bitch.
lmaof..nukka
Only you would write some dumb shit like this... Marriage, kids, PTA meeting? Yeah fuck'n right. You need to slow down my man... On some real shit.. I'm not hate'n either. Love is beautiful when its the right one. How long have you been date'n this chick? Never mind, forget I asked... Just take you time playboy.
Who wrote that shit. Having a family isn't dumb aaannnd YOU ARE HATIN!!!!...lol
Take my time!! You think I'm in my 20s...I don't know what your situation is my man. You can be peter pan for as looong as you want. Me I'm ready to be a grown up.
Not gonna wait 10 years to marry the wrong chick like some people I know...lol
Slish, Holla at your true boy right here. I'll say it... I'm proud of you! Not proud because of what you said, but proud that you are not AFRAID to say it. People who leave comments like you're a bitch only do so to cover up their own misguided ideology of love, life, and the pursuit of true and uncompromising happiness. For you to come out and admit that you may be ready is a true testament to where your heart is with this woman. As far as time, it doesn't matter whether you've known someone for two hours, two weeks, months or years, there is an emotional time clock in all of us and when that fucking loud ass alarm goes off, it's up to us whether we hit snooze, or wake the fuck up!!!!
I wish you sincere luck with her, as one of your truest and longest living friends....
Oh, and where did you get that song? You've been listening to my playlists again stealing shit... LOL
Peace & Blessings
Grantlove
Wait a minute, lemme get this straight - you bought a brawd a car (thusly increasing her track-a-nigga-down capabilities). That's deep my brotha (lol).
Wait to you actually marry barneys, you'll be beggin, damn near willing to give your right nut to have back that private time.
Word to the wise, milk it until it is no longer an option.
OK...I could be the ass that I normally am...but today...I am on your side Slishy.
I'm not argreeing because I am ready for what you are but it's nice to know that a man gets to the point that he starts to mature and starts to look at the bigger picture. Fucking for fuck-sake gets old, meeting person after person starts to get old. After a while you lose yourself and end up not getting to know no one and no one getting to know you. Spreading yourself so thin that everyone just gets bits and pieces.... You've decided to give everything. It is too bad that she is not where you are...but isn't that always the case?! When your ready their not and when they are, your not. As I have told you before...awww, never mind what I told you before...your in a whole 'nother spot! LOL Now I see why you had so much to say on Saturday...lol ANd on that note...I WAS wrong. I'll explain later.
@ Venom: So disappointed in your comments. You want what Slish wants...YOU DO DAMMIT! Stop being so bitter on love dammit!
Hate'n are you kidding me. By all means do the damn thing. Get her a ring and all that. Have kids, I wish you luck. But are you really ready?? Or you just going through a mid life crisis? What you are saying is shit that women talk about not men. They sit around and talk about why they are not married. Then go out find someone for like a year or two and get divorced. FYI U Are Not Ready!!! What is the longest relationship you ever been in??? From the way you write, I would imagine not longer than a year..
My friend you must know me better than I know myself to be able to make a statement like that.
MAKE THYSELF KNOWN!!!!!
Slishy...I think anon is a woman. Look at the wording...dudes don't talk like that.....lol
Who you done pissed off now MAN!
I would bet that Anon is a woman as well.
@Alli. Ofcourse I am bitter but that is the whole basis of Venom. You've read my previous blogs as well as Slishy's comments. All my good love and patience went out the door over a year ago. I wanted what Slish wanted when I proposed now I just create havoc based on handbook Slish gave me.
Anon is young and still cruisin,
Venom is still hurt and bitter,
Slish is trying to turn a corner that Anon and Venom will eventually have to turn themselves...and it terrifies them...hence the Industrial Strength Hater-aid.
Due to the intense fear, most men do what Serial advises and makes a woman wait two to four years for a ring and another two years for an actual wedding date. Men s*ck! But give Anon about 10 years and Venom about 4 and they will be writing (or at least thinking) the same d*mn thing.
Mr. Slish or should I say Slishy. You are falling apart dog. You go from computer luv, to falling in luv to no luv. What is your story going to be tomorrow??? I thought you had a game. Man you are all thumbs in my book. Turn your player card in immediately or watch it get revoked. Seriously... Oh yeah, you forgot to answer my question. So let me refresh your memory. WHAT IS THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN???? I'd bet my bottom dollar, that you have not had more than 3 relationships longer then 2 years. Yet you profess you want to get married & have kids. STOP THE FOOLISHNESS!!!
Chezniki.. I am not a young nor am I still cruisin. I am merely on a one way street and your just going the wrong way. As far as Slish, he is not trying to turn the corner. Its' just his mind play'n tricks on him again. See I know this nigga. I studied this nigga's style. And if he really thinks about he will put the pieces together and figure out who I am. The Saga Continues.....
@Chezniki. Ofcourse I am bitter it's what fuels me and keeps me sane. And I am not terrified of turning that corner, I just don't want to be bothered with the some of the foolishness in getting to the end of the block. Also Chez I have read some of your posts and I do believe we drink from the same well.
I take back what I said about Anon because now I have no clue what this person's gender is and it really doesn't matter.
Yo cuz.. What the hell you done did now? That anonyous cat is aiming right for your chest. You better get a vest or something. Don't sweat it... Anyway, as you can see my computer is up and finally running. Phillylive is back on line.
Damn family...you got too much drama poppin off in here dude, LOL. I say go for it man, but make sure you got your swimming trunks on cuz your prolly in for a slippery ride.
Until recently...I loved twice a week schedule, LOL
"Gigolos Get Lonely Too" this post should have been titled "Gigolos get CORNY Too"! I miss all the good stories you were writing about back when you first started this blog. This lovey-dovey foolishness might go over well with the "Brokeback Mountain" crowd, but in here, that shit's got to go.....you sissy-ass negro!
Mr. Music
Mr music. I knew you saw that movie
YOU PILLOW BITER!!!!!
being ready for something the other person isn't ready for, is the story of our lives.
everything will come in due time.
you will find solace(soulace)
-soulace-
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