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I'm home today. Called in sick due to the chills. Barneys put a slow grind on my ass last night I think a little tear trickled down my right eye. She did the same shit to me Christmas day thought it was a fluke, apparently not. Barneys has hidden talents I have not yet discovered. How do I know? My dick senses it and moves in any direction Barneys is located.
Now through out the years I have discovered ways to tell if a woman is compatible with me sexually. My early years I used something called the freak test. Something I picked up from watching porn. During foreplay I gently slide my fingers down and into the forbidden zone. Gently massaging the targets clit until her pussy becomes moist. I then take two fingers slide them inside take them out and slowly place them on the Lips located on her face.
Response 1 : she flinches in disgust. Clearly not a freak. I'll hit it, but only that one time.
Response 2 : She opens her mouth sucks both my fingers and moans while doing it. Clearly a freak. Will do tricks for FREE!!!!!
Nowadays I can tell if a woman has skillz just by kissing.
1. Hard dry kisses , your tongues never seem to find each other . Horrible Horrible sex mostly she'll just lay there legs half open.
2. Warm kisses no tongue. She'll probably let you do more than one position. Won't make much noise afraid the neighbors might hear her.
3 Moist deep kisses. Tongues find each other everytime. Sex in any room in the house, Suck your dick while driving, Lick your anus while massaging your balls, & WILL rub the cum juice on her ass or stomach depending on where you decide to place it.
As you can see sex is on my brain. Thats what lack of porn will do to a Nigga. Oops Its lunch time time for a fix..
Now through out the years I have discovered ways to tell if a woman is compatible with me sexually. My early years I used something called the freak test. Something I picked up from watching porn. During foreplay I gently slide my fingers down and into the forbidden zone. Gently massaging the targets clit until her pussy becomes moist. I then take two fingers slide them inside take them out and slowly place them on the Lips located on her face.
Response 1 : she flinches in disgust. Clearly not a freak. I'll hit it, but only that one time.
Response 2 : She opens her mouth sucks both my fingers and moans while doing it. Clearly a freak. Will do tricks for FREE!!!!!
Nowadays I can tell if a woman has skillz just by kissing.
1. Hard dry kisses , your tongues never seem to find each other . Horrible Horrible sex mostly she'll just lay there legs half open.
2. Warm kisses no tongue. She'll probably let you do more than one position. Won't make much noise afraid the neighbors might hear her.
3 Moist deep kisses. Tongues find each other everytime. Sex in any room in the house, Suck your dick while driving, Lick your anus while massaging your balls, & WILL rub the cum juice on her ass or stomach depending on where you decide to place it.
As you can see sex is on my brain. Thats what lack of porn will do to a Nigga. Oops Its lunch time time for a fix..
posted by Mr.Slish at
1/04/2006 03:30:00 PM
5 Comments:
You need Jesus in your life man, lol
You ever noticed how I hardly shake your hands or give you a pound.
you know when another blogger named this year the oh-sex he wasn't lyin. go on, man.
Yo you are sick in the head. You must have to much free time on your hands to think about some sh@t like this and actually write about. But the crazy thing is that I agree with what your saying about the reaction you get when you put your fingers in the puss. But here's another test, after you eat her do you immediately try and kiss her? Thats my test on how freaky she is. Also, I don't know about your kissing aspect of the story because I try not to kiss these smuts. That to personnal for me. I have to really dig'n a chick to do that. But than again I'm a grimmey dude I'd rather eat her than kiss her.
Just Passing through. Nice Site
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