Short Film
I leave my parents house and head to Good and Plenty's crib for my usual Sunday visit with his kids. On my way down I get a phone call from my boy Mr M. I say " When did you get back" Mr M responds " Got back on Weds " I say " How was Jamaica? Hang out with the natives ? He responds " Yeah Mon thats how I do. Jamaaaica Niiiice. What did you get into new year's eve?." I respond" Chill with my lady." M says " So you guys got back together. I say " Yeah man. Took her home to meet the family and everything" M says" Thats great glad to hear that " I say " YO!!! I heard you had a run in with the Dragon Lady " M says " Who??? what are?? OOOOOOH you mean your sister( brief history Mr M is my sisters ex man) I say " Heard you got cussed out horribly by telling her she needs to get out of the house and have some fun. Now what on earth possesed you to do that !!!" Mr M responds " I was just trying to be a friend, she sounded a little sad so I suggested she get out of the house" I say " Bwoy you are a glutton for punishment. Never ever ever ever !!!! Try and give my sister advice unless she has cleary asked you to do so. I had to learn that shit the hard way one day i'll show you the scars. Mr M starts to laugh I say " Listen I gotta go i'll chat with you later "
I get to Good and Plenty's house at 7: 20 pm. I walk inside and his daughters are in the dining room playing. Good and Plenty is in the kitchen preparing their dinner. Left over egg foo young with white rice . I say " Your wife must be out of town" Good and Plenty responds " Why you say that ? she is, but why you say that ?" I giggle and respond " Never mind dog so whats poppin" Plenty says " Oh nothing wifey in Miami just me and the kids for the weekend" I say " Poor girls lucky the bitch in you knows how to braid hair. " Plenty responds sarcastically " HA HA!!!! Yo Slish let me ask you a question, well its not really a question more like a scenario" Say you go pick up your boy from his house. He's not quite ready yet so he tells you to come inside. You go in and he's in the bedroom getting dressed you walk into his living room, notice the tv is on and he was watching a Dvd you nonchalantly hit the play button. " I say " Yeeeah and?" Plenty starts to giggle and says " And you see a dude sucking another dudes dick!!!! I say Aww HELL NAW !!!! you went to the Wookie's house and caught him watching GAY PORN!!!!! Plenty responds" Nope, but wouldn't that be a great short film. You and and your director friend should consider filming some shit like that it would be Hilarious. I say " YOUR AN ASS!!! had me thinking that shit really happened. Plenty responds " What if it did happen what would you do?
So tell me fellow Male Bloggers what would you do? How would you react, what would you say ?
I get to Good and Plenty's house at 7: 20 pm. I walk inside and his daughters are in the dining room playing. Good and Plenty is in the kitchen preparing their dinner. Left over egg foo young with white rice . I say " Your wife must be out of town" Good and Plenty responds " Why you say that ? she is, but why you say that ?" I giggle and respond " Never mind dog so whats poppin" Plenty says " Oh nothing wifey in Miami just me and the kids for the weekend" I say " Poor girls lucky the bitch in you knows how to braid hair. " Plenty responds sarcastically " HA HA!!!! Yo Slish let me ask you a question, well its not really a question more like a scenario" Say you go pick up your boy from his house. He's not quite ready yet so he tells you to come inside. You go in and he's in the bedroom getting dressed you walk into his living room, notice the tv is on and he was watching a Dvd you nonchalantly hit the play button. " I say " Yeeeah and?" Plenty starts to giggle and says " And you see a dude sucking another dudes dick!!!! I say Aww HELL NAW !!!! you went to the Wookie's house and caught him watching GAY PORN!!!!! Plenty responds" Nope, but wouldn't that be a great short film. You and and your director friend should consider filming some shit like that it would be Hilarious. I say " YOUR AN ASS!!! had me thinking that shit really happened. Plenty responds " What if it did happen what would you do?
So tell me fellow Male Bloggers what would you do? How would you react, what would you say ?
posted by Mr.Slish at
1/09/2006 01:00:00 AM
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OMG! Slish, something similar happened to me and some (women) friends. We went to a very crowded house party of a brother who is a manwhore/playa type. We tripped up on his open laptop while looking for a room with air conditioning. On the screen was his page on a popular internet dating service...along with those of several male profiles he was reviewing :-o
Now this brother has dated and boned at least two girls that we know of, but it seems he likes a little brotherly love as well. Made us wonder about the other dudes at the party...like who else in here is down?
...I know you wanted dudes to answer this one, but your story made me remember mine...sorry, Boo.
;-D
Well since you responded chez. What did you do. Was he confronted or was a silent red flag message tramsmitted amongst the females
If I ever caught a friend looking at gay porn I would probably turn up my nose like I smelled a bad fart and then proceed to ask him "Is there something you need to tell me?"
@Venom-What if dude was considerably larger than you, replied "Yes" and proceded to make a pass? (By the way women face this scenario with men all the time)
@Slish-We went with the silent red flag approach...but now, in our minds, his RoadDawgs are all suspect, too.
"Boom Bye Bye inna batty bwoy head, me nah promote dem nasty man dem haffe dead!"
-Buju
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH. And that is all I have to say about THAT Slishy!!!!
All I have to say is I know I better not catch any of my boys looking at something like that unless they were doing research for some Brokeback Mountain type movie...LOL.
On the real though, I think everyone has secrets and you never know what goes on behing a man's closed door, so keep it closed.
If your boy wants to go pop a c*ck in his mouth that's his business. Just don't bring that fairy shyt my way!
Peace in the 2006
GrantLove
@chezniki. I do not care what size the dude is, if he makes a "pass" then I will address it respectfully and tell him that I am flaming hetero and not on the DL.
@Grantlove-Everyone DOES have secrets, no one should keep theirs in the DVD player
:-o
@Venom-LOL at "flaming hetero." I work with a lot of lesbian women and I have been asked out a couple times...its cool, nobody is too aggressive or anything...but I need a T-Shirt that says "Straight but Not Narrow"
@Slish-hot post!
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