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I've been on a no porn diet for 5 days now. I think my dick is going to jump out my pants and slap the shit out of me cause I didn't send him that memo. According to Grantlove porn can desensitize you. Laymens term when a porn addicted loser like myself decides to get busy with his lady . The Love injector might have a malfunction since it has become accustomed to visual stimulation( In other words watching some dude push some buxom long haired beauty's legs so faaar back that she can lick her toes makes Slishy go GRRRRRRRR!!!.) Hold on a sec I think I just got dizzy.
I was introduced to porn at the very young age of 9. My Mom had a close friend Ms Hinds whose older children were teenagers and the younger kids were about the same age as me and my sister so during school breaks we stayed at her house while my parents worked.
Ms Hinds had two sons G Man who was 13 and Waynski 8 ( Rest in peace Homie) . One day while visiting. G man and Waynski decide it was time for them to let me in on their secret. G man locks his room door while Waynski pulls back the dresser draw. Waynski sits on the bed . G Man goes behind the dresser and pulls out 3 shiny magazines I say " Why do you guys keep your comic books behind your bed? " Waynski starts to laugh hysterically G man SLAPS!!! him in the back of the head and says " SHUT UP!!!! before someone comes in here" he hands me one magazine it says HUSTLER!!!!! AND THERE IS A NAKED WOMAN ON IT!!!!! my hands start to tremble cause i'm thinking anytime now my mom is gonna come in and catch my ass!!!! So I dropped it on the floor. Waynski says " Stop being such a sissy you ain't never seen a nudy magazine? " I respond " Nooooo" G man hands me another magazine this one more graphic than the previous one. G man says " Go ahead open it they're better pictures inside." I do as i'm told and proceed. That very day I realized I wasn't a SISSY BOY!!!!! and looked forward to the day I would be able to place round nipples between my lips.
By the time I was a teenager I had already established my very own collection. The neigborhood kids daddies had secrets their wives knew nothing about. So I would take what naughty magazines I found in their basements or garages. Its not like they could tell their wives the titty magazines dissapeared. That didn't last too long. While making my bed my mother accidentally came across my mags, told my daddy who then instructed my mom to dump them in the trash. HATER!!!!!!
One summer day while sitting on my porch I see most of my boys going into Phantoms house. "Hmmm what goes on over yonder". I leave my porch and go across the street to see WTF was going on. I ring the bell. A few seconds later Phantom peeps through the little window on his door. He opens it slightly and says " What" I respond " What Ya'll doing " Phantom responds " Watching movies Why" I try to look over him and say " Who else in there?" Phantom blocking my view and responds " Nobody go away " I respond " Aww cmon ya'll always doing this to me. Phantom " Thats because you have a big mouth" I say " Ya'll watching dirty movies CMON LET ME IN!!!!! I push him to the side walk into his house and take my place amongst the future Whore Mongers .
Soon after my parents bought their own Vcr. I somehow conned the neighborhood video store owner into letting me rent porn. My addiction was full blown by the time I was 18. It got so bad when I learned to drive I started to visit 42nd street on a weekly basis with a pocket full of quarters for the peep shows. I was a certified porn fiend .
18 years later I find myself trying to kick the habit and its F!@#KING HARD!!!!!! Where is an FEA(FLESH EATERS ANONYMOUS) Sponsor when you need one.
I was introduced to porn at the very young age of 9. My Mom had a close friend Ms Hinds whose older children were teenagers and the younger kids were about the same age as me and my sister so during school breaks we stayed at her house while my parents worked.
Ms Hinds had two sons G Man who was 13 and Waynski 8 ( Rest in peace Homie) . One day while visiting. G man and Waynski decide it was time for them to let me in on their secret. G man locks his room door while Waynski pulls back the dresser draw. Waynski sits on the bed . G Man goes behind the dresser and pulls out 3 shiny magazines I say " Why do you guys keep your comic books behind your bed? " Waynski starts to laugh hysterically G man SLAPS!!! him in the back of the head and says " SHUT UP!!!! before someone comes in here" he hands me one magazine it says HUSTLER!!!!! AND THERE IS A NAKED WOMAN ON IT!!!!! my hands start to tremble cause i'm thinking anytime now my mom is gonna come in and catch my ass!!!! So I dropped it on the floor. Waynski says " Stop being such a sissy you ain't never seen a nudy magazine? " I respond " Nooooo" G man hands me another magazine this one more graphic than the previous one. G man says " Go ahead open it they're better pictures inside." I do as i'm told and proceed. That very day I realized I wasn't a SISSY BOY!!!!! and looked forward to the day I would be able to place round nipples between my lips.
By the time I was a teenager I had already established my very own collection. The neigborhood kids daddies had secrets their wives knew nothing about. So I would take what naughty magazines I found in their basements or garages. Its not like they could tell their wives the titty magazines dissapeared. That didn't last too long. While making my bed my mother accidentally came across my mags, told my daddy who then instructed my mom to dump them in the trash. HATER!!!!!!
One summer day while sitting on my porch I see most of my boys going into Phantoms house. "Hmmm what goes on over yonder". I leave my porch and go across the street to see WTF was going on. I ring the bell. A few seconds later Phantom peeps through the little window on his door. He opens it slightly and says " What" I respond " What Ya'll doing " Phantom responds " Watching movies Why" I try to look over him and say " Who else in there?" Phantom blocking my view and responds " Nobody go away " I respond " Aww cmon ya'll always doing this to me. Phantom " Thats because you have a big mouth" I say " Ya'll watching dirty movies CMON LET ME IN!!!!! I push him to the side walk into his house and take my place amongst the future Whore Mongers .
Soon after my parents bought their own Vcr. I somehow conned the neighborhood video store owner into letting me rent porn. My addiction was full blown by the time I was 18. It got so bad when I learned to drive I started to visit 42nd street on a weekly basis with a pocket full of quarters for the peep shows. I was a certified porn fiend .
18 years later I find myself trying to kick the habit and its F!@#KING HARD!!!!!! Where is an FEA(FLESH EATERS ANONYMOUS) Sponsor when you need one.
posted by Mr.Slish at
12/23/2005 02:13:00 PM
5 Comments:
Your problem is worse than I Thought... LOL
sounds like Santa needs to send Mr. Slish some porn, man! LMBAO!
Find out what Kirk Franklin did to fight his addiction to porn. I think he revealed on Oprah. They say the same about women and vibrators... that we shouldnt use them too much because we wont be able to respond well to NaturalWilly when we get it. I think people need to work to overcome addictions. However, going cold turkey may be counter productive. Maybe you want to ease off of it and slowly substitute another activity. Ive only been addicted to alcohol and food which are hard enough to get under control :-o
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@EJ-Add "Cherchez La Femme/Se Si Bon" to your playlist. You know the one that GhostFace sampled, "Tommy Mattola/Lived on the Road/He lost his lady/Two months ago-o-o!" Pretty Please? Thank you very much!
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