Tagged by that chick over in Boston
Dynasty don't do this again..lol Here goes...
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
What kind of dumb ass question is that. I'm The JUGGERNAUGHT!!!!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Dead end street in my car, behind a bowling alley in my car, in a park while in my car, in front of Barneys landlords front door. Broke the landlords chair too and heavy petting sessions in public restrooms. So to answer that question HELL YEAH !!!
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes. One time while giving my ex girlfriend Butter Scotch a Back Shot while both of us were standing. Danger climaxed. I got dizzy and my legs buckled. She looked back at me and said " Nigga hold on before you fall" . We both started laughing.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Almost. The Slasher was sticking it to this chick one night in the early 90's when Danger accidentally slipped out. Slasher rushes to put Danger back into that warm wet climate but he misses and rams Danger right into her pubic bone....HURT LIKE HELL!!!! That will make a nigga cry for sho!
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Truthfully I like to cuddle before sex. But thats just me.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Do men really do that ? WHY? Even bad pussy is good pussy.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Dirty talk, Dirty slaps on the ass, hair pulling. One time during sex a chick slapped in my face while talking shit to me. I grabbed my face and said " OOOOOH yoooou biiiiitch. I LIKE IT!!!!! but don't do that shit again !
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Who hasn't.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Oh I remember Corporate was dating this chick. That woman was Fire!!!! Body was RIPE..She had Video Vixen Titties and Ass. I kept asking him how the sex was so I could fantasize about her. Don't remember if I jerked off...lol
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
What do you mean ? One night stand as in never see or talk to the person again. Or have sex with someone only once and decide the both of you are better of remaining friends. If its the first one then my answer will have to be no. My personality will not allow me to do that.
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Almost. One night about a year & 1/2 ago I was in a titty bar. This Dominican stripper dressed in a school girl outfit gave me a lap dance that almost made me nut in my pants. I pulled out the cash to hit her off. She saw how much money I had and whispered in my ear " Papi you can have me and my girl( as in her lesbian girlfriend) 200.00 for an hour. Wheres your car parked. Slasher wide awake now. Quickly starts counting his cash and says " LETS BOUNCE" Before I could head for the door my boy Matador pulls me to the side and says '' Sit yo ass down thats the Hennessy talking."
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yeah !!!! How else are you going to learn new positions!!!!
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yeah. I thought about having sex with a fat leggo beast chick so I wouldn't cum real fast. Back in the day I used to watch televison during sex as a distraction. Started making women angry. So I had to come up with a new strategy. Today I am the master of my domain
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Of course. Any man who hasn't. All I can say is THERAPY !!!
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
That night with Hot Mama. When Danger decided to take a nap without telling me.
17. 19 Tried before but virgin pussy wasn't ready for DANGER!!! lol
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
C mon. Do I really have to answer that. Ya'll know already.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
I make it possible everytime I pour peach champagne over Barney's nekked body
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
I'm always horny. Have to where tighty whities just to keep Danger in check!
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
Shes a cute girl. I'm hoping R Mack will step his game up and allow me to live vicariously through him...lol
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
What kind of dumb ass question is that. I'm The JUGGERNAUGHT!!!!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Dead end street in my car, behind a bowling alley in my car, in a park while in my car, in front of Barneys landlords front door. Broke the landlords chair too and heavy petting sessions in public restrooms. So to answer that question HELL YEAH !!!
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes. One time while giving my ex girlfriend Butter Scotch a Back Shot while both of us were standing. Danger climaxed. I got dizzy and my legs buckled. She looked back at me and said " Nigga hold on before you fall" . We both started laughing.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Almost. The Slasher was sticking it to this chick one night in the early 90's when Danger accidentally slipped out. Slasher rushes to put Danger back into that warm wet climate but he misses and rams Danger right into her pubic bone....HURT LIKE HELL!!!! That will make a nigga cry for sho!
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Truthfully I like to cuddle before sex. But thats just me.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Do men really do that ? WHY? Even bad pussy is good pussy.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Dirty talk, Dirty slaps on the ass, hair pulling. One time during sex a chick slapped in my face while talking shit to me. I grabbed my face and said " OOOOOH yoooou biiiiitch. I LIKE IT!!!!! but don't do that shit again !
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Who hasn't.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Oh I remember Corporate was dating this chick. That woman was Fire!!!! Body was RIPE..She had Video Vixen Titties and Ass. I kept asking him how the sex was so I could fantasize about her. Don't remember if I jerked off...lol
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
What do you mean ? One night stand as in never see or talk to the person again. Or have sex with someone only once and decide the both of you are better of remaining friends. If its the first one then my answer will have to be no. My personality will not allow me to do that.
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Almost. One night about a year & 1/2 ago I was in a titty bar. This Dominican stripper dressed in a school girl outfit gave me a lap dance that almost made me nut in my pants. I pulled out the cash to hit her off. She saw how much money I had and whispered in my ear " Papi you can have me and my girl( as in her lesbian girlfriend) 200.00 for an hour. Wheres your car parked. Slasher wide awake now. Quickly starts counting his cash and says " LETS BOUNCE" Before I could head for the door my boy Matador pulls me to the side and says '' Sit yo ass down thats the Hennessy talking."
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yeah !!!! How else are you going to learn new positions!!!!
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yeah. I thought about having sex with a fat leggo beast chick so I wouldn't cum real fast. Back in the day I used to watch televison during sex as a distraction. Started making women angry. So I had to come up with a new strategy. Today I am the master of my domain
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Of course. Any man who hasn't. All I can say is THERAPY !!!
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
That night with Hot Mama. When Danger decided to take a nap without telling me.
17. 19 Tried before but virgin pussy wasn't ready for DANGER!!! lol
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
C mon. Do I really have to answer that. Ya'll know already.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
I make it possible everytime I pour peach champagne over Barney's nekked body
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
I'm always horny. Have to where tighty whities just to keep Danger in check!
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
Shes a cute girl. I'm hoping R Mack will step his game up and allow me to live vicariously through him...lol
posted by Mr.Slish at
6/27/2006 08:00:00 PM
31 Comments:
you are a clown..you know this right? Neva a straigt answer *snicker*
do i even need to say it?... You so stupid. LOL
Never a dull moment on this blog **shakin head**
What's Up?? The answer to #8 is tooo funny. You had me rolling over here.
It's extra obvious that lack of pussy is affecting my brain. I couldn't think worth a fuck doing this. This shit is hilarious!
KZ
Baby for #19 it's Peach Chardonnay..
This was funny!
@ Mznewagenda Never a straight answer..Never!!!
@ Phoenix No need to say what you already know...lol
@ Organized Who says I can be dull..lol
@ Denial That chick was cwazy too
@ Zed Lack of pussy can affect more than just your brain...lol
@ Barney It was chardonnay..Taste good on ya..Yummy!!!
you got touched by a tagger, too, huh? (Family Feud, clapping) "Good answers. Good answers!) LOL!
Hilarious as shyt...awwwwwww I can't believe I gotta do this stupid shyt awwwwwwwwww Gawd!!
Yo, you and Barney's are too fukin cute man!!!
Ok lemme go try to do this...I'ma kill Dynasty (Oh and I agree...Robert Mack betta do the dayum thing!!)
Your response to # 8 was FUNNY AS HELL! Gonna get me fired I laughed so loud.
Now tell me men, do you like slaps on your ass or just slapping the woman's ass?
OMG @ 8! You are simple! Very funny.
Question: So you was ready to throw down with two women. Would you (or any man can answer) be willing to do it with another man and a woman?
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I forgot, I didn't tag you, for a reason....
Barney...
@ Insanity. I just let the Slasher answer those questions
@ Royce get to typing..lol...Can't wait to see what your answers are..lol
@ Ondrea Don't get fired I still need my child support check. As for me getting slapped in the ass..Its happened did I object at the time..Nope...Might cause me to release toxic fumes...lol
@ What do you mean!!!..It ain't like that with Dynasty. You single she's single. She's gainfully employed. You have about ten jobs. You live alone so does she. I don't see what the problem is...Royce Talk to this youngin !!!
@ leslie... Why you had to go there...HELL NOOOO..The reason why I considered it at the time was because it was offered. I would never ask my lady to do something like that. UNLESS!!! She Offered...
@ Nsane Thats right my sweetie will cut a nucca!!! lol
You are Hilarious Slish!!!
I was dying while reading your answers.
Awwww Slish I love the way you aren't afraid to put your feelings on blast about Barneys. I bet Barneys be grinnin from ear to ear. I would.
(((Is this Slish's blog or Match.com?))) LOL!
I almost choked when I read #21. Is that your payback for me Tagging you? Putting me on blast...LOL! It's all good in the hood.
I had to spread the love around. That's why I tagged you. Besides, I'm sure you and Barney's have an open relationship. You're in love, so I know you're over there telling ALL your business...LOL!
@ Greeney Where you been hidin.
@ Babybear I can Only tell the truth on this hear blog and right now Barneys is my truth...:)
@ Dynasty..Paaaayback Baby!!! Gonna get you hooked up with some African before i'm through..lol
See what I got for taggin Zed, Dynasty?...*lol*
OK.
This is the fourth post, I've read that answered these questions..Your's was by far the funniest. I am over here dying, scaring the hell out of my poor kitty.
OK.
This is the fourth post, I've read tonight that answered these questions..Yours was BY FAR the funniest.
I am over here LMBAO, scaring the hell out of my poor kitty.
Straight comedy!
Great post.
You are a character. LOL
Instead of answering my questions i'm just gonna read yours over and over again and laugh hella hard okay!
@ BDK This is the first time I've ever responded to a tag.
@ Chubby Chocolate. Welcome to my twisted mind. Hang out for a bit. Ya nev know what other craziness gonna pop up on my page.
@ Blah..Took you long enough
@ 1969 My momma tells me that TOO!!!! ..lol
@ Ms Ahmad don't be scurred Answer your questions...lol
#3 had me rolling, laughter during sex to me is sexy and it has happened to me where it's impossible to stop the belly laughter and #18 DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
your answers kept me wanting to know more, great post
public place sex...NYC cab stuck in traffic in a snow storm on 43rd and 9th Ave.
Best sex ever...think I got a little voyuerism issh.
You really wear tighty whities?
@Slish-So you are no longer a Tag Virgin, Huh? Welcome to the madness! Tighty Whiteys!??!?!? I thought for sure you were the Commando type...See just goes to show, you cant tell a book by its blog...
:-P
@Anon-I almost did it in the back of a cab...then I looked around thinking, "D*mn. What else went on in the back of this cab" EYUCK!!!! It killed the mood. But I agree, there is something very hot about sex in cars...or so I heard
:-o
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