Slasher-The Origin Part 1

The Slasher persona was a dormant part of my personality for many years. I mean when I was a kid I would hear a voice telling me to slap the spit out of my sister everytime she said something slick. Every now and again when I drove my moms car I turned the radio volume up reeeeaal loud before I returned it, but I never thought it was him prompting me to do those terrible things. Then I started dating. OH how he tried to break free from me then!

1988 New Jack swing ! My boy White Chocolate and I used to crash The Friday night Doin The Butt parties hosted at Iona College. Spandex and BIKER shorts were the only costumes allowed. A dream come true for two horny undersexed teenagers. We looked forward to that event weekly. White Chocolate especially since he was still in High School at the time.

As were walking through the College I hear a females voice " Sliiiiiiish Sliiiiiiish" I turn, squint my eyes to look OH HELL NO!!!! I say to White Chocolate " Pick up the pace!" White Chocolate " Uh uh I'm enjoying the scenery waaay too much to do that" I say " CMON!!! She'll catch up to us! Move! You Al B Sure wannabee! " White Chocolate " Whatever dude" and continues to gawk at the spandex clad women walking by. I feel a tap on my right shoulder DAMN!!! I look up at White Chocolate and think to myself I am soooo bringing you home past your curfew.

I turn my frown into a smile and face the beast that beckoned me. " Hi Gorilla G " Gorilla G " Hey Slish! I haven't seen you since that fight you had with Fondu. Then 3 months a later I saw a moving van in front of your house" I respond " After I kicked Fondu's ass. My father was afraid of retaliation. So he moved our family to Westchester County before I got rubbed out." Gorilla G starts to look at me like I'm a ripe banana. Then I notice out of the corner of my eye a silhouette of beauty walking towards us " Gorilla G ! The music is bumpin! Lets hurry up and go inside!" She was wearing black spandex with a loosely fitting T shirt. Her Skin was a smooth caramel color. Her hair was in a pony tail and it shined liked onyx! We make eye contact ! Gorilla G " Slish let me introduce you to my girlfriend T Bone " Danger started to press against my Biker shorts . I calmly place my left hand over that area and shake T Bones hand with my right " Nice to meet you" Gorilla G noticed my infatuation and says " Cmon T Bone lets go inside and get our party on!" They leave and I watch them walk towards the music. Then T Bone looks back at me and smiles. White Chocolate says " I saw that! Whew! Its on like popcorn!"

Stay tuned for Slasher The Origin Part 2