My morning started out with placing a call to Good and Plenty. I needed him to mail Cd's to Lady Di. His job allows him to mail things out for free. Besides I hate going to the post office its the only place where the customer is always wrong. I dial his number. Good & Plenty picks up and says teasingly " Heeeey Slishy. What do you want. I respond " You leave for work yet?" Good & Plenty says " Yeah i'm almost there. Why? I say" I Needed you to mail something but never mind. Yo!!! What happened to you Saturday Night." Plenty responds " What are you talking about?" I say THE ROY JONES FIGHT!!!!! Plenty says " Oooooh thaaat. I respond " I think we need to change your name from Good & Plenty to I.D.K.I.G.Y . He responds " What the hell does that mean ? I respond " I DON'T KNOW IF I"M GOING YET!!!!! cause married life sucks for you. We both start laughing . He hangs up shortly after. I finish getting dressed and leave for work.


I'm at work now its about 10:00 am my cell phone is ringing. I look its Clipperman. What the hell could he want this early in the morning. I let it go to voicemail. Ten minutes later guilt slaps me in the face. I call him back. " Whats poppin" Clipperman responds " How young is too young " I say " What!?!" He responds " You don't like em young do you? I'm mildly annoyed now because I really don't have time for his kind of craziness today and say " Where are you!!!?? Clipperman " I'm at the Sprint store. There is this chick in here thats perfect for you, but she's too young." Curiosity gets the best of me " How young" Clipperman says " 22 or 23" I say" Naaaaw son thats too young, besides I have my hands full with Harlem nites and my new recruit Barneys, but she sounds perfect for you. Young dumb, won't ask alot of questions." Clipperman starts to laugh and responds " Naw i'm straight. You still messing with Harlem Nites?" I respond " Its like crack maaaaan it keeps calling me and calling me. I put that back out last night though" Clipperman says" NIGGA !! what I tell you about putting your back out on these chicks" I respond " There you go with that bullshit" He responds " Naw for real its harder to get rid of them when you make the sex too good. Shiiiit when I tell a chick its over. She's happy cause the sex was wack to her anyway. I'm saving all that good shit for my wife." I respond " You don't really do that do you? What about the women you want to keep around for a while. What do you do then ?" Clipperman gives me his usually response" I keep them on the phone Slish. I keep them on the phone. This is dude is demented, but he's my boy. I don't have a choice.

After being released from my 9 to 5 prison. I go home take a dump, put my clothes in the washing machine, change into comfortable Slish wear , and head to my third parttime job. On my way there I call my Big Brother. Today is his birthday. He picks up " Hey " I say Heeeey old man. 3 more years you'll be a half century old. Big Brother responds" Awww shut up you'll be there soon. I respond " But your already there, by the way I got you a gift it should be in the mail already. He responds sarcastically " Oh really what could that be" I yell into my cell phone " VIAGRA!!!!!!! and hang up before he could respond.

I get to work in about a 1/2 hour later. NO WORK!!! what do you mean NO WORK!!! had to make it look good. I really didn't care my ass wanted to go home anyway. I leave come back home put my wet clothes in the dryer and watch television until its time for pillow talk with some unsuspecting female. Barneys is my choice for the evening. Our conversations are getting better and better. Every other word out of her mouth is baby or sweetie. I find out later. The move I pulled on Friday night may have gotten me a coochie coupon.


Thank goodness for chapstick and breath mints