The Anointed
For as long as I can remember I've always been the go to person in my peer group. If your lonely and want to meet someone new GO TO SLISH! You need a ride to the airport and can't afford a taxi GO TO SLISH! Want to hang out at the hottest spots in NYC GO TO SLISH!
Now I didn't anoint myself into this position. I just got tired of waiting on other people to get shit poppin. So back in the day when my boys started to complain about not having enough access to Grade A Chocha. I figured out a way to make that happen. I Threw a BBQ. Before I knew it The BBQ's turned into renting a 2500 square foot hall with carpet on the floor and putting my boy SUNMAN at the door for security. Money was made, my boys got all the ass cheeks they could handle and I steadily became an Urban Legend.
That title quickly became a problem. Although I made everything look easy that shit took WORK. Just because my peer group reaped the benefits didn't mean they provided fuel to keep the machine going. I lost a great deal of money and quality time with loved ones trying to make my SO-CALLED Fan base happy.
Do you know till this day NONE OF MY FRIENDS have ever planned a surprise ANYTHING for my ASS!!! NOT ONCE IN THE TWENTY YEARS i've been organizing events! NOT ONCE! Ofcourse I don't complain. I just keep on helping those in need of excitement and pleasure. Expecting nothing in return.
Well I'm announcing today I'M DONE! You want to organize a Party, BBQ or Social Gathering do it your DAMN SELF! I am tired of hearing " The why can't you' s" " The you said you would' s OH! OH! Heres my favorite ! " Slish you're acting like a BITCH! "
Is it wrong for me to want to spend time with my lady and her son instead of organizing events for people who don't even know when MY B-DAY IS!!!!! in my lousy english accent " I think not"
So there you have it. Slish is officially out of the event organizing game. I will attend any and every event organized by someone ELSE. Oh wait! On second thought No I won't. Cause Ya Selfish , self absorbed WENCHES probably won't invite me.
Now I didn't anoint myself into this position. I just got tired of waiting on other people to get shit poppin. So back in the day when my boys started to complain about not having enough access to Grade A Chocha. I figured out a way to make that happen. I Threw a BBQ. Before I knew it The BBQ's turned into renting a 2500 square foot hall with carpet on the floor and putting my boy SUNMAN at the door for security. Money was made, my boys got all the ass cheeks they could handle and I steadily became an Urban Legend.
That title quickly became a problem. Although I made everything look easy that shit took WORK. Just because my peer group reaped the benefits didn't mean they provided fuel to keep the machine going. I lost a great deal of money and quality time with loved ones trying to make my SO-CALLED Fan base happy.
Do you know till this day NONE OF MY FRIENDS have ever planned a surprise ANYTHING for my ASS!!! NOT ONCE IN THE TWENTY YEARS i've been organizing events! NOT ONCE! Ofcourse I don't complain. I just keep on helping those in need of excitement and pleasure. Expecting nothing in return.
Well I'm announcing today I'M DONE! You want to organize a Party, BBQ or Social Gathering do it your DAMN SELF! I am tired of hearing " The why can't you' s" " The you said you would' s OH! OH! Heres my favorite ! " Slish you're acting like a BITCH! "
Is it wrong for me to want to spend time with my lady and her son instead of organizing events for people who don't even know when MY B-DAY IS!!!!! in my lousy english accent " I think not"
So there you have it. Slish is officially out of the event organizing game. I will attend any and every event organized by someone ELSE. Oh wait! On second thought No I won't. Cause Ya Selfish , self absorbed WENCHES probably won't invite me.
posted by Mr.Slish at
5/07/2007 08:46:00 PM
22 Comments:
Damn, I feel your plight. Natural born leaders, I tell ya. Always taking the reigns. I WISH someone else would step up and organize some fun for me, but alas, I just do it myself, lol. No retirement for me just yet, but I hope you enjoy yours!
Mr. Slish I feels ya...I could've wrote this my damn self..I've planned like 15 birthday parties, a wedding, numerous baby showers..all for my friends and family and do you know I've never had a party thrown for me..now that's some BULLSHIT! and its always "but you are the life of the party" well hell I'm not gonna be anymore..I'm gonna stay GRUMPY!!! I likes my oatmeal LUMPY! the next party I plan will be for me..gotta throw my own shit..wanna come?? u can bring the fam, I'll play digital underground, and we can do the humpty dance by our damn selves!!!
...so does this mean youre not giving the picnic this year? ((ducking behind office chair, again))
LOL! Do you, Baby! But deep down, you know you like being the Go-To Guy, the HNIC, the Prefect and the Grand Puba. I give it till October. Youll be giving another event soon...
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Awww Poppa....
These are grown people...have them do the work.
You are done!
@ B Good. Thats what I'm talking about without us..Where would the fun be! No apreciation at ALL!!..lol
@ GG Hahahaha....Thats Right G!!!! Fuck em I tell Ya Fuck em...As for the Humtpy dance Shawnla and i have our own version...lol..Its kinda nasty..lol
@ Chez I knew you would say that...But honestly over the years I've grown to hate that Title HNIC. Hmm Ya never know I might find it my heart to organize sumthin. As for right now HELL NO!!! Let someone else DO IT!!!
@ Divine Thats right Mama..I'm done..Grown folk need to just be that GROWN. Their party crutch has retired...
So if we get a challenge at softball you are not going to take part in that ?!?!?!?!? Hey man I still need to prove you wrong on my skills man. Ah well such is life.
Slishy...I feel ya on this. I am THE go to person for events. Everyone calls me and I always say yes. I think you have earned your hiatus. But you know that in a few months....you will start getting the itch...LOL
Put it on others if you want to but you know you like being apart of it... maybe not "in charge" of it..but apart of it. Such as 2 weeks ago for Spankin Ass's birthday.
I would have given you a birthday party... budda, you've passed up mine 2 years in a row Slash...er, I mean Slish. However, I seem to let that shit pass...hmph!
well don't you sound bitter and crazy! i'm not much of an organizer, i'm not really home much, and well...I'm just not much of an organizer.
I live to give dinner parties and brunches, and i don't do it as often as i used to because people don't know how much money and work goes into it...but i must say when i see people relaxing and enjoying my cuisine I get all warm inside!
Hey some folks just have the gift of throwing a great party...but hey you can't do it all the time.
happy birthday? who missed yo birthday slish? that ain't right. i was the party thrower, too, but on a much larger scale. i threw temper tantrums until i got my surprise party... then i wanted to run out of the door when it happened. hilarious.
You need a hug.
*HUGGS*
I ain't madatcha. I'm lucky I got thank yous. No surprises, but I know people appreciate my ish cuz they tell me. But, I am definitely not mad at you.
Are we getting all grumpy in our "more distiguished" age? I could spin this topic for my own personal angst - I am the information wiz...Think Tank around these parts. People use me up and then throw my ass under the bus. My real initials are TM, and I had one smart ass say to me after having named their official website, "When we have the name Trade Marked just think of that little TM as your stamp." I was fuming inside. I swear I am going to go mute on the world until my big fucking break! I am so tired of being the surrogate to everybody else's dream being birthed! I actually wrote a poem about it some years ago.
I hear you on that one. I really do. I love planning and organizing still, but I am lucky that my girls understand all the work I put into it.
@ Mr Venom That game is still on. Forget about proving your skills YOU STILL CAN'T CATCH!!!!
@ 1969 Yeah Must be that NY Shit in us..Everyone like our Swagger. If we say its cool its COOL...lol I Feel like Fonzie
@ Nona Spankin Ass's wife begged me to do it. As his boy I obliged. And when have I ever passed on your B-day you never told when it was..as matter of fact I don't even know how old you ARE NOW !!!..lol
@ Miss Ahmad Bitter but never crazy..lol Oh Btw the way send me some of dem fixins federal express..lol
@ Honey Can't and won't. Next bog party I have will be when I turn 40
@ Jameil Don't get it twisted 6 years in. Yo boy Slish became big time. I Shut venues DOWN due to overcrowding...
Temper tantrums are not my style...lol
@ Bz Thank you I needed that...:)
@ Proactiff Grumpy and Lumpy had to put myself on a diet.. I feel what you sayin lotta cats have capitalized off of my ass too...As matter of WHERE'S MY CHECK NUCCA!!!!
@ Miz JJ Can we exchange friends..lol
that's right. spend time with your lady friend and son. it's safer that way too :)
Awww Mr Slish i really feel for you on that one - someone or many of them should have at least had the common courtesy organise you a thank you dinner.
Well enjoy ur much deserved time with your lady and her boy
xXx
i meant smaller scale. that wasn't a temper tantrum? hmmm...
@ Tanyetta Welcome to Slish land..Its definitely safer..
@ Snake bite. Not even a thank you NOTE!!! People used to come to my events and meet their current wives/husbands
@ Okay just a teeny tiny one..
Wow.. LOL.. glad to know SOMEONE ELSE suffers from the same syndrome!!! All of a sudden nobody knows how to plan a party, fight party, bbq, whatever LOL
watch they plan and then ask you for the DJ or to cook.. ooops
LOL
Enjoy time with your lady and her son.. your FAMILY.. just invite me to the bachelor/bachelorette party :) LOL
hey..was passing thru...so much work with no appreciation. I feel you on that one.
*ehem* I invited you to my birthday party in Miami (which I am throwing for myself mind you) so AGAIN...you coming??? LOL!! It's going to be off the doooopppppeeee *said in my temptation voice*
I have never had someone throw me a party, but I also stay organizing shyt for everyone else. I'm actually not complaining though...I love doing things that bring my folks together and I'm kind of a control freak so if I want it done my way I needs to do it myself. I use to complain but I've recently come to see how it benefits everyone. The recipent knows how much I care for them and I get to satisfy my sick need to be in control. HNIC ain't necessarily a bad thing LOL!!
As for the picnic this year...SON! The crew was already prepared to put it on the summer agenda. First the Fat Boys break up and now this...Adios Mio!!!
So about my party...*ehem*
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