I made stop at my new friends office today. Knocked on the door. To my suprise she answered and said " I was waiting for you" . I'm thinking to myself"What kind of voodoo shit is this. I didn't tell her I was coming ". Although it was kind of spooky I went into her office and sat down anyway. We starting talking about our previous conversation or should I say her interrogation. She asked if I ever hustled. I said be specific there are different kinds of hustles. Drugs, Pimp Game, Smash and grab. I knew what she meant but its just in me to be a wise ass. Well the answer to that question was no. Then she asked if I was ever locked up for any crime for a long period of time. I'm thinking what kind of drama have our black women been going through that questions like these have become the norm. I answered that question with a polite no.

Then the strangest thing started to happen. I felt the urge to jump across her desk and feel her up. I'm thinking this must be some kind of Hatian voodoo(she's Hatian by the way) or I'm watching waaaay too much porn. Nevertheless I was able to control my urges and continue on with our conversation.

Turns out there was a reason for the third degree. The last guy she was in a relationship with recently told her that he used to hustle and was locked up for it. Since my friend considers herself an unlucky person she figured why not ask now before things get deeper between us. Smart move. Not mad at her for asking either. Too many of us walk around with blinders on. Well Before I knew it was time for the both of us to go. Unfortunately no plans could be made for this weekend. I kissed her good bye and went back to my office.

Later in the afternoon I get a phone call from my boy we'll call him Clipper Man. He's telling me about a conversation he had with one of his exes. She told him he needs to stay away from the baby mama's. Then I thought to myself "Oh shit clipper man does date quite a few baby mamas" I asked him " Why do you think that is " He claims that most women with no children are corporate and wouldn't date a Blue collar fella like himself " Now mind you Clipper Man runs a successful business and is far from making blue collar money. but he feels the profession that he's in is not respectable.

Now here's my theory. Clipper man is too damn cheap. Corporate gals like to go to nice places. He's not willing to do that . His Motto "Keep em on the phone Slish keep em on the phone. I see nothing wrong with investing in a quality woman. You get it back ten fold if and when it works out.

Gotto go my new frined just IM me

I see some recent comments have been made about my publications. Word to the wise Mr.Venom. Hateration is the best form of flattery.

Lately i've been thinking. Do nice guys really finish last? They never get the girl in high school. Women never rub the booty on them in da club, No chick is coming to their home in a coat with nothing underneath. But do they really finish last?

Take a look around you, pick up a jet magazine. Look at the nuptials section. Beautiful women are married to geeks, nerds & scientist. Now I'm not hatin but these guys were outcast in any high school in America.

So one day I decided to try a little experiment. It involved Mr.Venom. Mr Venom is a bright, intelligent & gainfully employed, but he's weeee bit conservative. Some women might consider him a nerd. One day I heard my little cousin's friend complaining about how she can't find a good man. I told her about Mr.Venom. Gave her a description 6 ft, neatly groomed stock broker with a very good company. Her eye's lit up "I wanna meet him , I wanna meet him" I'm like kewl i'll set it up. About a week later they meet at an after work venue I promote weekly. The body language from her was like "Is this the guy you were talking about. He's not my type" Now I thought her type was a nice man with manners and a good education which Mr Venom clearly is.

My Theory on why this happened. Homegirl just wasn't ready . Let her go through a few more pretty boy assholes and Mr.Venom will be looking like her favorite slice of Juniors Cheescake.

Now for experiment number two. I have a friend.We'll call her bashment gyal.She's a little older than the young lady in experimant # 1 and has been through some real assholes. I tell her "Bashy time for a change" she doesn't agree. So I have Mr.Venom sit with her one night while at my Friday night venue. To my surprise she was enjoying his convo and her body language was very positive. Numbers are exchanged. No need to explain the rest.

So you tell me.Do nice guys really finish last? I don't think so. Its only going to get better for them. Cause assholes have a tendency to be consistent.


Oh by the way my new friend did leave me a nice little message today.Wanted to know how my day was going.That was nice. Its been a while since any woman besides my mother has done that.

I'm out...

I'm finally home from a long day of indentured servitude.Still can't believe I work this hard and still make pennies.I should have stayed in school.

So I spoke to my soulmate today.She asked if I believed if men and women could be friends without any hanky panky.I'm like.Ookay where the hell is this going.Cause I haven't seen her hanky or panky since she discovered who her soulmate was(thats right it ain't me).How do I cope? Well I make up all kinds of excuses "She's too pretty,I'm not good enough,I have nothing to offer,He's better for her than me, Oh did I mention her soulmate is a doctor NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT!!!!! I work 3 jobs and still can't make what he makes in one year.So for the sake of mankind and good common sense.I have decided to step aside.Hoping that he'll fuck up and she'll need my shoulder to cry on.I know.That sounds pathetic.BUT WHO CARES!!!! I"LL TAKE IT!!!!!

Back to men and women being just friends.I believe if both parties are not attracted to one another most likely they will remain just friends.When that dynamic changes. Watch Out!!!!Things will go bump in the night.The friendship changes and someone is bound to get their feelings hurt if one person is not willing to take that next step.More than likely it will be the dude.So in my opinion brothas and sistas.Keep your buddies your buddies its not worth losing a great friend.

Now guess who I had lunch with today.Yup you guessed right.The date from Saturday.Still wasn't sure if it was the Sangria or my withdrawal from porno causing me to be drawn to this woman.To my surprise I was quite excited about being in her presence.I 'm more attracted to her now than I was before. This might be a problem. Gonna have to figure this out.More investigation is needed.A few more dates and I'll know for sure.

Thats all for now i'm getting horny.Porn sites are beckoning

I went on a date last night.Nice woman,warm spirit,conservative,not shy but reserved...she wouldn't have been my type 6 years ago...

I'm usually attracted to firecrackers...ya know.. a woman with a short temper...used to think that was a challenge "I'm bigdaddy Slish I can change her" NOT!!!!!...people don't change...they can only supress(did I spell that right) what comes naturally to them...but once that switch in them has been turned on..LOOK OUT!!!!...Those are the women I'm usually attracted too...My past relationships have proven those women are not good for my personal growth...I think its time for a change...

Now back to my date...I met her at work...i know i know never eat where you shyt but she doesn't work in my dept not even in my building..so she's fair game...
Been watching her for a while maybe four months...wasn't sure if she was my type physically..but she seemed pleasant,besides anyone who's been my type turns out that i'm not there type...now if i was sensitive person...hennesy would probably be my best friend right about now cause lately I been STRIIIKING OOOUUUT....

Now lets get down to the physical description 5'6 or 5'7 slim...verrrry slim ,caramel complexion, semi long hair little streaks of gray..not much...that you notice...cute not striking..attractive enough to peak my interest.

We went to a tapas restaurant in the village...I was introduced to this by someone who was my type but turned out i wasn't hers....Go figure...all I needed was one night of heavy petting and breathing I would been her type then...anywhoo I digress.. back to my date...

She's never been to a place like this.Which I liked.She also didn't pretend to know what was on the menu...I liked that too. Liked Yoda would say..."I sense good.This one have not the phonie gene"..... lol...

We talked about relationships...she's been through some of the same shyt I here my female friends talk about daily..I'm starting to wonder if you guys are dating the same dudes....stories are always the same....guy likes girl eventually guy says he wants to marry girl.Then guy dissapears on girl without any notice or warning....but later on you start to figure out the signs were there the whole time...but chose to ignore your instincts...

After spending about an 1 1/2 in the restaurant...I took her home.lucky for her.cause my place is not really my place....The sangria had me thinking some nasty things...we talked in front her house oh yeah she lives with her parents(not kewl)..just when i was like "Ummm i dunno about this one she seems too nice might not be able to handle me"...She kisses me...not no little peck either..one of those deep wet kisses tongue and everything.I would have never expected that from gal like her...So I asked for another cause this could have been a fluke...It wasn't...She has now peaked my interest....

Stay tuned more to come.....