Dress up again

My sweety Barneys doing what she does. Did I mention shes a magnificent make up artist in high demand. I appreciate that she took the time to do this for my Family. I love that woman...
The Finished Product. The Beautiful Bride. My baby cousin Den Den. Barneys does great work doesn't she..
Figured I would put another pic in there of me... DAMN!!! I look good in that tux..lol

Lets Dress up

I went to my baby cousin's wedding this weekend. Since I rarely post any pics. Figured I would do it today..Since this was one of the best Weddings I have ever been to. I have more pics but Blogger is blocking me from posting any more...

Me and My Little Cousin. De De. Don't I clean up nice Ya'll

Yes our parents have good genes. Me and my younger sister Stughetto.












My Sister Stughetto with her Boyfriend . He's lucky to have her. Hopefully the next wedding I attend will be theirs. Since he was the one who caught the garter.








Figured I would take a picture with my future Brother In law...










The Matriarch of Our Family. My Grandmother. Thats her happy face right thuur. You should see her when she's angry.


Slish SR
This is what I would like. If I didn't shave my head daily and pluck the gray hairs out of my beard.

I'm out...I just felt like sharing...

Whats Underneath Your Shoe.

One thing I have realized over the years is women have a tendency to forget all the fucked up shit they do when their Husband/Boyfriend has done something fucked up. I'm going to give you an example of how females get tunnel vision as soon they're significant other gives them a taste of their own medicine.


Poochie Lee " Nigga's be on some shit!!! " I start laughing she continues " I SWEAR!!!! NOW I know why bitches be lickin each others pussies. Ya'll niggas drive us to do it ! I laugh a little harder and say " What happened " Poochie Lee " Slish. Me and my man live in Georgia right. North Carolina is about six hours away. This past weekend my man informs me that he' s going there with his son for the day. I'm like cool. Have fun. So the next day my intuition is kicking me in the ass and I decide to call him and see how the trip is going. THIS MUTHAFUCKA doesn't even pick up his phone. Slish my heart started to beat like an african drum! So I decide to keep calling until he picks up. Which he finally did. THIS MUTHAFUCKA !! gonna tell me the reason he didn't pick up was because he was driving. I'm like THIS MUTHAFUCKA must think i'm stupid I've been in the car with him on numerous occasions and his dumb ass be on that phone! " I say " Okay. Clearly your man is hiding something " Poochie lee " Oh i'm not done! A few more hours go by this DINGLE BERRY calls me and says he's on his way back from NC. AAAW Hell NO. THIS MUTHAFUCKA didn't go no damn place !!!! How you gonna go the North Carolina and come back in less than 8 hours ! "


Poochie Lee sounds like she's about to have a nervous breakdown. Last time that happened she two pieced a dude that was 6'2 300 lbs. Poochie Lee brought ol boy to his kees took 4 guys to hold her. I say " Calm down. You think your man is cheating on you ? Poochie Lee " Shit he's probably too stupid to do that right. " I respond " Then whats your problem. " Poochie Lee " My problem is that he's a liar !" I say " Poochie Lee do you know for sure that he's lying to you. " Poochie Lee " Yeah " I ask " How?" Poochie Lee" The next day I called his house and his son picks up. I ask what he and his dad did that day. He told me they hung out in Georgia and some CHICK his father knew was with them! I say" Poochie Lee you calling me from jail right now? " Poochie Lee " Slishy shut the fuck up!. I drove to my mans house, confronted him and asked why he lied to me. He told me the reason was because I mentioned I was uncomfortable with the relationship he had with this chick. SLISHY !!! I dont care about that woman!!! She ain't no threat to me !

Now this is where keeping it real goes Horribly wrong. I say " Poochie Lee a few months back. Didn't you try to hide from your man the fact that your ex boyfriend came to Georgia and stayed at your apt the entire weekend. Not only did you lie but didn't you get caught when your man came by your apt unannounced. Poochie Lee nonchalantly responds " Whats your point . " I say " My point is. The problems your having with your man now all stem from that incident. Him not taking you anywhere and the inconsistant behavior all comes from that bullshit you did. " Poochie Lee responds " But Slishy. He told me he was cool with it and nothing happened anyway cause he stayed over that weekend too " I say " That doesn't justify what you did, doesn't mean he wasn't hurt by it" Poochie Lee " So why hasn't he expressed his anger " I respond' "Poochie Lee I think he just did "


Ladies before you accuse your man/ husband of some bullshit. Look underneath your shoe first.

Free Stylin

Its Moooooonday. I wake up and look at the clock. Its says 6: 15 am. The Slasher looks over at his sweetie. " Hmmm I wonder if I can get a quick one in before I go to work." Slasher starts rubbing parts of the anatomy that curls toes. Barneys responds with a looong moan " Baaaaaby waaatcha doooin " Slasher responds " Its Monday I have to go to work and you get to stay home. Shiiiit I need to be in a good mood. I want a Scooby Snack! " 15 minutes later i'm well fed and in a Good Fucking Mood. I even pet the dog on the way out of Barneys apt.


I get to work and they're two patients waiting for me. Both of them spanish speaking only. But I'm in a good mood so I don't cuss underneath my breath. I get my coworker Little Louie and he translates for me. 20 minutes later i' m at my desk. Listening to my office mate and resident no it all WHITE GIRL Gaby talk about how she went to a wedding and her boyfriend told her to write the bride and groom a check for a thousand dollars. In my mind i'm like WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THAT!!!! I quickly say " Never at a Black wedding " Gaby " Why cause Black People get married in recreation halls and backyards " Slasher " I know you heard that Slish. That Bitch always got something smart to say. Like she knows about our struggle when in reality she craves black culture and would be the first one to have a black dick stuck in her mouth. Rip her a new asshole. You leaving that dept in one week anyway. Slish responds " Slasher Its cool. I had a Scooby snack this morning." I smile and respond to Gaby " No we get married in the same catering establishments as you white folk but we are not going to give the Bride and groom 1000.00 dollars unless we got it like that and unfortunately we don't. Slasher adds "But I guess your gooomba boyfriend can write that off "

11 am my cousin Patra calls me begging me to find her job. I call my best bud Phantom to set some shit up. He agrees to give her an interview . I call Patra back " Cousin you want to work with kids" Patra " What kind of kids " I respond " Bad Pickney. The kind that cuss and bite if they don't get their way " Patra " Ummm I'llgetbacktoyouonthatone" she hangs up I laugh to myself. I guess she don't want a job after all.

11:30 am I call my cousin Philly Live. " Yo son I see you back on the blog scene" Philly Live "Yeah son I got some things I want to say " I say " Where you been I haven't heard from you in a minute" Philly live " Been coaching football with the youngins. Figured since i'm a grimey nigga I should give back to the community that puts up with me " I laugh and say " Your an ass " Philly Live " Yoooooo I bagged two baaaadd joints this weekend" I say " lemme guess you were driving in the hood and saw a chick with a mega booty, pulled over and started spitting those tired ass lyrics you got. Bet she has like 5 kids " Philly Live " First of I got more game than you could ever imagine and I didn't ask if she had any kids. Besides she didn't have any stretch marks " I start laughing " What that got to do with anything. I know plenty of women with children and no stretch marks." Philly Live says " Whatever "

Two to three sentences later Philly Live makes this statement " Sliiiish Sliiiish you know I Lick pussy better than you do" I respond " You couldn't lick ice cream from a cone. Besides How the fuck would you know . We ain't never licked the same pussy. " Philly Live responds " You don't have that I eat pussy look " I shake my head, laugh, but I don't respond Philly live continues " Women tell me I have that Look" I say " What Look!!! " Philly Live " You know what i'm talking about SON!!!! That I eat pussy well LOOK!!! " I'm laughing Hysterically I respond " I didn't know the dry crusty lip look was a prerequisite for licking pussy. Those ghetto vultures you fuck don't know any better. " We both start laughing.


To me licking pussy is an art. You can't just rush right in. First you Eeeeease down her stomach. Then lick the belly button on your way to her inner thigh. Gently glide your tongue across that area while taking a nibble here and there. She might squirm in anticipation but thats okay. Gently caress both her breasts. That will let her know your in charge of her kitty. Now Fellas dont get over anxious. The other thigh needs attention too. Move your lips slowly across your goal and breath a little hot air on it while on your way to the other thigh. ( Note to Pussy Licker brush yo teeth. Dragon breath can dry out the pussy) Okay She should be taking a few deep breaths in anticipation of whats coming next. Since you know its time you tease her some more. Pinch those nipples a little harder.( Disclaimer: Nipple pinching is an acquired taste.Not all women like it ) Look up at her real quick. Her eyes should be closed and her bottom lip between her teeth. NOW!!!! Remove both hands from her breast and position them under her legs gently pulling her closer to you. Now this has to be smooth do not stop nibbling the thigh area it will ruin the moment.This has to be done in one fluid motion.

OOOoooooooooh....Thats the sound she should be making right now. Your tongue has already begun to caress her inner sugar walls. Find your rhythm and what I mean by that is find her CLIT! If you've done your job correctly it should be swollen and waiting for you to play with it. Now during this time you're going to be asking yourself am I doing this right ? Your Answer will cum shortly after when her pelvis starts to gyrate and her ass rises up off of the bed. The head grabbing will start first then the pelvic BUCK!!!!!. Don't stop fellas !!! keep going and hold on to that clit for dear life because if you stop. Your face will be on the front page of THIS NIGGA IS SOOO WACK NEWS!!!!! OOh OOoooooh Ooooooooooh Ahhhhh YI YI YI YI YEEEEEEEE OHHHHHHH oooooooooooH Fellas that should be music to your ears.. Whatever you do dont start laughing. Keep sucking on that clit until the music either stops or she pushes your head away because she can't take it anymore. What comes after that is entirely up to you...

Hey Philly Live How ya Like me now...lol

Scooby Snack

This relationship game is fucked up ! Men are told at a very young age. Go to school, get a high paying gig, find yourself a pretty woman to marry and have some kids. Thats IT!!! Once that happens its the end of the road for us. Do we get any breaks in between. HELL NO!!!! We just become mirror images of the women we've devoted our lives to.

Fellas i'm about to tell you something and you're not going to like it. We are being trained like DOGS by these Women!. For example my boy Corporate's lady likes to cook for the both of them late at night. Therefore he ends up eating at 11 pm. Now corporate has been eating dinner at 8 pm for years. Since the change in schedule he has developed a little belly. Thats a no no for my boy . So Corporate kindly suggests to his lady they eat a little earlier. She agrees. Yesterday about 10pm he's on his way to her house. He calls to give her his E.T.A and she tells him " Baby hurry up and get here I just finished cooking and I don't want your food to get cold " Okay hmmm scratching my head DIDN'T THEY AGREE NOT TO EAT LATE!!! Corporate is annoyed but decides its not worth the headache. He gets to his lady's crib and once again eats dinner at the time SHE wants him to eat. Ain't that some shit ! Totally dismissed his request. Let a man do that!


Example number 2. Barneys has inherited a dog. Now yo boy Slish is Allergic to any kind of animal fur. If it touches my skin or I happen to rub my eyes without washing my hands first. Lets just say I will be looking the way Will Smith did in Hitch ! I tell my sweetie this little fact before the dog moves into my territory. Does Barneys take her cuddle muffin's health into consideration. Noooooo. Instead my training begins . First it starts with " Princess (thats the dogs name) go to daddy . " " Baby i'm sooo tiiired can you walk the dog" I bring the dog back and Barneys pats me on my bald head kisses me and says' Aaaaw she likes youuu. I love you baby " THAT GESTURE RIGHT THERE!!! was the equivalent of a SCOOBY SNACK! Now i'm walking, feeding, and wiping dog piss off the carpet . Let a man do that!


Example number 3. Years ago my mother decided that frying chicken was too much of a burden. She HOODWINKS my father into thinking she's ill. Since its a family tradition to eat fried chicken on Sunday my father decides to take on the task. My mother tells him how to prepare it and 2 hours later we're eating Daddy's Fried chicken. Now he did a good job and my mother saw this as an oppurtunity and throws my pops a SCOOBY SNACK " Sllish Sr this is the best fried chicken I have ever tasted. You really have a knack for this. Hmmmm Bwoy I couldn't have fried this chicken better myself" Before I knew it my pops was frying chicken every Sunday ! Let a man do that !


Fellas do you see where i'm going with this. We can't win. No sense in trying to buck the system. Women are our masters. When they tell us to shower we shower, If they don't like the outfit we've picked out we have to change , If you have a female friend that looks Halle Berry you have to trade her in for someone that looks like Whoopie Goldberg, Your best bud rubs her the wrong way. A night out with him will turn your bedroom into the North Pole as soon as you get home. The thing that amazes me is that Women are able to control a majority of our actions using the ultimate SCOOBY SNACK ! PUSSY!!!!!!

Call Me If You Need Me.

Although i've found my future. A few friends and family's personal lives are crumbling into 100 little pieces . The first call came on Friday night before the bbq. It was from my ex girlfriend Casey.

" Whats wrong ? " Casey Crying on the other end responds " I I i'm sorry Slish I shouldn't have called " I respond " No its okay. Something must be wrong because you never call this late and you're crying. You have my full attention" Casey still crying " I'll be fine I shouldn't have called" I sigh and say " Casey does this have anything to do with your B-day on Sunday? Casey responds " Something like that " I say " Your boyfriend have anything planned ? Casey starts crying again" N No he's working and doesn't have time. " I respond "DOESN' T HAVE TIME!!! Its your birthday ! How could he not make time for you ! Casey " Slish his job is very demanding ( Note to Bloggers Casey's Boyfriend is a doctor) He did come by and see me tonight. " I say " I get it now. I know why you're crying. Dr Dolittle came over a hug, kiss, and two to three strokes later . He tells you he has to go and hopes you understand " Casey sobs " Yes. Slish I I just wanted more time with him. I just wanted more time. " I look at the side walk sigh and answer " Damn. When is this cat going to realize what he has " Casey is a bright, successful, beautiful woman. A great catch for a smart brotha. Dr Dolittle may be a doctor but smart he is not! " Casey you need to stop doing this to yourself. Don't let him use you like this. You deserve better. A man that truly loves you wouldn't treat you this way. Do Little loves himself and his career. If you keep him in your life it will prevent you from meeting your future." Casey responds" I know. Listen i'll be okay. Go back to what you were doing. " I respond " Okay. I'll check in on you tommorrow. Try and come to the bbq. I think it will be good for you to get out " Casey " We'll see " She hangs up

1 hr later after showing Zed where the 6 train was. I'm walking back from the train station. My phone rings again. I look at the screen I must be in the twilight zone !! Its my ex Poochie Lee. I answer Poochie Lee " Nigga what you doin " I respond " Walking down 23rd street. Whats up." Poochie Lee sighs " He doesn't get it he just doesn't get it " I respond" Who doesn't get it ? Poochie Lee " My man. He hasn't figured out that i'm bored. I stepped out on his ass twice and he hasn't even noticed. " I say " Poochie Lee that ain't right. Have you spoken to yo man ? " Poochie Lee qouting YO-YO " Yeah but he don't hear me Yo" I start laughing and say" Listen I can't have this conversation with you right now. I'll call you on Sunday. Oh yeah Poochie Lee STOP hanging out with other guys. Resolve things with your man before you get yo ass in trouble. Poochie Lee " Whatever don't forget to call me on Sunday "


Early Sunday morning My cell phone is ringing again. Barney's " Baby aren't you going to pick up your phone? " I groan and respond " Nope. Don't care who it is " Barneys " Baby I told you about not answering your phone. It could be an emergency " I sigh look at the screen. Its my cousin Bowie I pick up the phone " Hello " Bowie " Nigga take your face out the pussy " I respond " Maybe if you did that more often your fucking lips wouldn't be so dry. State your business or get hung up on" Bowie laughs " I was just calling to see how the cookout went" I respond " Bowie !! Its 9 am you could have called me in the afternoon for that shit. I get out of bed and walk into the Barneys living room " Whats wrong?" Bowie responds" Why something always has to be wrong for me to call you " I rub my forehead and respond " Boooowie!!!" Bowie" Okayokayokay ! I left BB( his wife) last night and moved in with my sister. " I'm not surprised because that marriage was over before it even started. I respond " What happened ? Bowie " I just had enough of her disrespecting me. This time around Slish I snatched her up and it felt too good and came so easily to me. I don't want to be that kind of man. So I left " I smile on the other end of the phone and respond " I'm proud of you. You did the right thing. Sooo is this it. Have you finally taken enough abuse. " Bowie " I don't know haven't put much thought into that. Just had to get way before someone got hurt. " I respond " I hear ya bruh. Want me and Good & Plenty to come down for support " Bowie " Nah i'm good. This time around it didn't sting as much. " I respond " Aiight call me if you need me. "


That always been my motto.

Call me if you need me.

Welcome To The BBQ

Batman Music !!!!!

I say " Where are you now? " Zed responds " Oh I doubled back and got on the 2 train. Just don't know how far away I am from that Gunhill road stop. Next stop is Pelham Pkwy " I respond " WAIT RIGHT THERE! I'm like 2 minutes from that train station. I make a bee line and head for the African.

2 Minutes later Zed is in the Van doing a meet and greet with Barneys. Barneys says" Baby I'm hungry and I need my iced coffee. I'm going to run into that Dunkin Donuts on the corner." She gets out the van and goes in the store. I turn to Zed " Yo ! Remember the chick that came into Deweys last night. " Zed " Which one ? " I say " The one that recognized you from the lips pic on your blog. Her name is Cat" Zed " Yeeeeeah " I say " You know what she said to me after I walked you to the train station last night " Zed laughing " What ? " I respond " And I quote " I'd fuck Zed. Lucky for him i'm on my period " Zed starts laughing again" No she didn't " I say " Negro you ain't even been in Nyc two full days and some chick wants to FUCK YOU!!! " Zed continues to laugh, Barneys gets back into the van and we pull off.

30 minutes later Barneys, Zed, Picasso and I are standing outside my parents house. I'm pissed off because my keys to the house are in the bronx and the fried chicken and rice and peas are inside. I make a call to Slish Sr. He doubles back and hands me his keys . We go inside and pick up the BBq goodies. On the way out Picasso notices a bottle of my daddy's Jamaican White rum and decides to take it along. Trouble Trouble Troooouble !

25 minutes later we pull up at the park. I see Lightweight sitting in front of her truck reading a book. Phoenix is nowhere in sight. Probably in the bathroom admiring herself. I introduce everyone, unpack the van and show Picasso where the grills are. Phoenix comes strolling back giving me a its about time you got here look. I introduce her to Zed and Barneys. While they make small talk I sneak off over to Picasso and ask him to hit me with some of that White Rum. Picasso quickly obliges . Barneys catches me " BABY!!! Its not even 12:00 noon" I jump and respond like the wino that I am " I just need a little taste " Picasso laughs and says in his Jamaican accent " Bwooooy . Barneys have yuh under some heavy manners" I laugh and respond " Mind yuh business and keep hitting me with a cup of this gasoline every 1/2 an hour. I shout out to Zed " Yo you want some of this feel good juice " Zed responds " Naaaah I drink that and you'll have to carry me out this park" I look Zed up and down and say " On second thought you ain't getting none of this shit. You're a big muthafucka. Yo ass fall out and get left in this park. You too big to carry! We all start laughing. Phoenix comes over and says " Slish what you over here drinking " Picasso responds before I do " White rum. Matter of fact you need some to take that edge off you " I slowly move away from Picasso after he said that CAUSE HE ABOUT TO GET A VERBAL LASHING!

An hour and 2 cups of Devil Juice later. I start having thoughts about dragging Barneys into the woods for some Heavy Petting and breathing. Lucky for her my boy Sun Man shows up with his family. Sun Man " I just called you asshole. " I say " What for ? " Sun Man " Thought I got lost figured I would call you before my ass ended up in Texas! " Sun man's girlfriend and son start laughing Sun Man " Son I want you to meet the man who verbally abused your father throughout elementary school " I look at Sun Man's son and say " Your father was a bully that I couldn't beat so I teased him instead. Yo Daddy's butt was sooooo big " Sun Man " Sliiiiish !!!! " I continue " We used to say if he was a girl we'd hit on him " Sun man's son starts to laugh hysterically and says " Daddy is that true ? " Sun man laughs and responds " Unfortunately " I say " Sun Man I want you to meet my future. Barneys this is my boy Sun Man and his family" They make small talk and I sneak off and get me another cup of devil juice.

1pm i'm waaaay past tipsy, but no one seems to notice. I walk over to Phoenix and help her with whatever she was doing. I look towards the parking Lot and see that our guests are starting to arrive. My boy D mack is unpacking his van. Phoenix's eyes light up " He married? " I respond " Uuuh Yeah . " Phoenix " Wheres his wife? I respond " In the van with the rest of his 3 CHILDREN Homewrecker!!!! Phoenix shrugs her shoulders " Awww well " I laugh and walk over to the parking lot to greet the guests


3 pm most of the guests have arrived. Royce and her crew come in like the Number one Stunnas that they are. Chezniki and her sisters arrived either before or after I can't seem to remember anyway Chezniki says " No Thongs ??? " I laugh and respond " Ya see thats why yo nasty ass almost got me into a fight in that Club a few months back " Chezniki introduces me to her sisters and of I go for another cup of Devil juice.


Cook out is in full swing now. As i'm walking away from Picasso. I feel something Brush across my ear and go SPLAT!!!! on the grass. I look down and its a green water balloon! OOh Shit!!! I quickly find my own supply and the water wars begin. My first target was my boy D mack. I throw the water missile. D Mack looks up and quickly moves out of the way. My boy Speedy was sitting right behind him SPLAT!!! right in the face! Fuck it !!!! I lit that whole section up. But like all wars the enemy will retaliate. Which was bad for me because I had depleted my supply of water ballons. About six Africans ganged up on me. As I ran away I tried to snatch some water ballons from the kiddies but they just threw what they had at me !!! All of a sudden it was desert Slish!!! I dodged a few caught a few but got hit by a whooooole lot!!! My ass was drenched!!!

As I walked back from the parking lot dripping wet. I notice Royce and her crew laughing and carrying on with Zed, Chezniki playing spades , Barneys holding her niece and chilling with her sisters and My boys being the fathers I always knew they could be. At that moment I start thinking to my self " This is what the African American Family is all about. If I could bottle what I've seen here today. I would be a millionaire.

Baste Em and Taste Em

6 am my alarm is screaming " WAKE UP SLISH!! You ain't hung over! " Waaaake uuuup! I slowly place my legs on the carpet, sit up and stare at my feet. Why does my head hurt so much ? Then I laugh to myself . Oh yeah! Damn Stoli Kamikazes. I rub my head and look at the clock OH SHIT!!!! Its almost 6 :30 am! Pheonix and Lightweight will lay my ass out! If I get to the park later than the designated time which is 9 am.

I turn my computer on, then run to my bathroom. I rub my head and my face DAMN!!! Should have shaved last night when I got in ! Lucky I didn't. My drunk ass probably would have slit my throat. Police find my hairy body laid OUT in a pool of piss. I place my hands on the sink and realize ZED !!! Gotta call Zed!!! Make sure that african is up and in the shower because he needs to meet me in the bronx at 8am in order to fulfill his destiny.

I make the call. Zed's phone rings three times then goes to voicemail. " Good Morning Mr Zednanreh. This is Mr Slish "WAKE THAT ASS UP!!!!! You should be in the shower. Don't forget to take the 5 train to Gunhill rd. " I hang up, press the burn button on my cd creator and go back into the bathroom. 1 minute later my cell phone starts jinglin. I look at the screen its Zed I pick up " Please tell me your walking to the train station" Zed starts laughing and responds" Nah I just woke up. " I laugh and respond " Aiiight get in the shower and try to get on that train by at least 7:20 am. Zed " I think I can do that " I respond " Cool "

Back in the bathroom now. I'm shaving and burning Slish mixes at the same time. My cell phone rings again. I look at the screen its my boy Picasso. SHIIIT!!! I was supposed to pick him up a 1/2 an hour ago. I reluctantly pick up " Yo " Picasso says " You know what time it is right! Think Slish! Place the blame on someone else!!! I respond " Yooo my boy Zed is here from out of town. I can't make any moves until he gets to the bronx " Picasso asks " Where is he staying? " I respond " Wallstreet. Told him to take the 5 train to Gunhill road he should get to the bronx by 8:15 am " Picasso yells back " Idiot ! The 5 train does not run on the weekends! Hope yo boy is smart enough to take the 2 train. I'm leaving not going to sit around here waiting on you. I panic and respond " Where you going! Who' going to bbq all that food we bought. Picasso " Don't worry I made a promise. Unlike you I don't break my promises and I respect people's time. " I respond " Okay man! Stop being a beeaaatch. I'll pick you up as soon as Zed gets to the bronx " I hang up and call Zed. He picks up I say " Hey the 5 train ain't running " Zed yeah I figured that out. I'm the 2 train now. I think to myself " Now thats a smart african!

30 minutes later I finish getting dressed and head out the door to pick up my sweetie. 10 minutes later she's in the car and were both headed to Picasso's house. My cell phone rings.Its Zed " Yes sir. " Zed laughs and responds " You're not going to believe this" I respond " What happened " Zed " Weeeeell I thought I was on the 2 train turns out I was on the 3. I look at Barneys She says " Baby whats the matter " I respond " Zed is on the wrong train"

Batman and Robin Music in the Backround

Will Zed get to the Bronx on time in order to fulfill his destiny!!!!

Will Slish have to leave him behind before Picasso gets pissed and decides he doesn't want to go.!!!!

Is Barneys still harboring bad feelings towards Slish since their verbal tug of war a few days ago!!!!!

Saaaaaame Bat Time Saaaaame Bat Channel !!!

The Fuck You

FUCK YOU!!!!! Rings in my mind Daily.

Fuck You ! To the Jackass who oversteps their bounds.

Fuck You! To my Coworkers who've been around me for years that are totally unaware when i'm in a bad mood.

Fuck you ! To my mother who constantly makes me feel like i'm a crack head or alcoholic whenever I need a favor or try to express how I feel.

Fuck you ! When my lady doesn't understand that I am not perfect and fails to realize she does come first in my life but sometimes things beyond my control can cause a shift in that balance.

Fuck you! To everyone that doesn't realize I am only one person. Although I make things look easy. Sometimes I need help too.

It took me years to control The Fuck you side of my personality. The Slasher is mostly sexual but The Fuck You ! Whew!!! Lets just say it takes a lot for him to come out. He usually surfaces when someone I love or respect does or says something that cuts me deep. The Fuck you says things like " Meet me outside muthafucka!, Say something else so I can snap your fucking neck!, Bitch i'm about to choke the SHIT out of you if you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!. The Fuck You is a nasty individual capable of sooo much personal destruction. Most of my closest friends have seen that side of me. Ask Grant Love he's witnessed The Fuck You in action.

All my girlfriends have experienced The Fuck you including Barneys. Only difference this go round is Barneys has just as much Fuck You in her. So when we argue which isn't often its Intense!!!! No one wants to give in. No one wants to admit their wrong. No one wants to show weakness. What Happens ? A minor issue turns into a Nuclear Bomb and things are said that can't be taken back. Lucky for me the things I said to her were spit right back at me. Therefore we cancelled each other out.

Bloggers I love Barneys deeply . You know how I know. The Whole time we argued I never ONCE! had thoughts about cutting her off or imagined my life without her. Only thing on my mind was " Slish. Just have to work a little bit harder and love her a little bit stronger" Making that force field of love impenetrable.

Se ya'll at The BBq